# Who's the naughtiest Doper? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 15, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392 "2000-08-15T03:26:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/1 "2000-08-15T03:26:08Z")
In a recent IM conversation with iampunha, the subject of general naughtiness arose. At which point, we wondered… who’s the best at being naughty? My votes: iampunha himself Byz Cheffie ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/2 "2000-08-15T03:43:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tiggeril \* > \*\*In a recent IM conversation with iampunha, the subject of general naughtiness arose. At which point, we wondered… who’s the best at being naughty? > > My votes: iampunha himself > Byz > Cheffie > \*\* This arose, of course, because we were talking about piercings . . . Tiggeril mentioned her parents wouldn’t take well to her piercing her “lip/eyebrow/tongue/nipple” and I took this to mean they were all in the same place. So after the obligatory “It must come in handy for an orgasm . . . your eyebrows getting hard and all.” At some point she called me naughty and I returned the compliment, such as it was. We then got into a discussion over where we learned it from. My votes:ChiefScott, Chef\_Troy, and Ruffian. However, you all have skill at naughtiness 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mu\_Mu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Mu\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mu_Mu)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/3 "2000-08-15T04:46:50Z")
We haven’t been introduced, but when we are, you might find it’s me. ---
**Author:** ![Mu\_Mu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Mu\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mu_Mu)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/4 "2000-08-15T04:47:58Z")
Just kidding. I don’t do naughty. I let people do naughty upon me. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/5 "2000-08-15T05:04:38Z")
We played a game in SD chat about two weeks ago called “I never”. A person mentions something that they have never done, and for every person that _has_ done that particular thing, gets a point, with lowest score winning. GaWd & FreakFreely can attest that I got out of that game tied for last place with GaWd. So, what I’m _really_ saying is that GaWd is certainly one of the naughtier people around here, no doubt. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/6 "2000-08-15T05:05:34Z")
But that’d be naughty in itself wouldn’t it \*\* mu mu? \*\* Hmmmm… _thinks about that post for a bit_ So mu mu… how YOU doin’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/7 "2000-08-15T05:09:11Z")
tiggeril – why thank you… I think. And I’m not naughty, I just post that way! Actually, you have to watch out for the casual perverts. Like FreakFreely, CanadianSue, techchick, ultress, kellibelli, Sassy, SanibelMan, Persephone, Bear\_Nenno, pepperlandgirl, Anniz and Anti-Pro. Hell, just go look at that one thread of mine in MPSIMS; everyone who comes in there is basically a pervert. That’s probably why they joined up! Oh, and aha THERE YOU MADE A LIST NOW STOP CRYING! ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/8 "2000-08-15T05:14:07Z")
I’m not naughty; I’m a pure little angel. What’s this “secks” that everyone’s always talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/9 "2000-08-15T06:16:59Z")
Well, then. Thank you ian, but have you seen my post in MPSIMS? I’ve never smoked, done illegal drugs, or been drunk, and I’m marrying the only man I’ve ever had sex with. Doesn’t that make me rather boring instead of naughty? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/10 "2000-08-15T06:25:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ruffian \* > \*\*Well, then. Thank you ian, but have you seen my post in MPSIMS? I’ve never smoked, done illegal drugs, or been drunk, and I’m marrying the only man I’ve ever had sex with. > > Doesn’t that make me rather boring instead of naughty? \*\* You can be naughty without ever having done drugs or had sex with someone you weren’t going to marry. Plus I couldn’t think of another female doper who was so candid about her psychic orgasms. One can be mighty exciting/naughty and be monogamous and non-drugged/alcoholed. Er, so I imagine . . . ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/11 "2000-08-15T06:57:25Z")
What? No one has mentioned Falcon? ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/12 "2000-08-15T07:00:34Z")
You beat me to it, Kyla. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/13 "2000-08-15T08:24:33Z")
I don’t believe I’m naughty at all. Horny, frustrated and now willing to stick my dick into just about any female, yes. But not naughty. (2 and a wup!) ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/14 "2000-08-15T09:00:30Z")
Naughty boy checks in… Even with my celibacy aside, I’m terribly naughty, as Java pointed out. We lost a game of “I have never” with 14 points apiece, and there was no going back… -Sam ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/15 "2000-08-15T09:09:13Z")
I nominate Doobieous for the most understated naughty guy! -Sam ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/16 "2000-08-15T09:12:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GaWd \* > \*\*I nominate Doobieous for the most understated naughty guy! > > \*\* I second the nomination. You’d have to come to SD Chat to understand. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/17 "2000-08-15T12:32:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*I don’t believe I’m naughty at all. > > Horny, frustrated and now willing to stick my dick into just about any female, yes. > > But not naughty. > > (2 and a wup!) \*\* You ever see the movie American Pie? Maybe we should order you up a couple dozen hot apples to be awaiting you at port. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/18 "2000-08-15T16:49:03Z")
Hands down. SqrlCub. That guy scares me.😉 I once asked if there was anything he haden’t done. Nobody could think of anything. (Sqrl-You don’t really scare me.You’re just um…slightly more adventurous than most.:D)) ---
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/19 "2000-08-15T17:37:51Z")
C’mon people! Ya can’t just _admit_ to bein’ naughty, yer supposed to back it up with examples thereof! Your sainted brain-in-a-jar, Myron ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/20 "2000-08-15T18:47:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kyla \* > \*\*What? No one has mentioned Falcon? \*\* Should I be flattered or scared by this? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392.md?page=2)