# Who's the naughtiest Doper? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 15, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392 "2000-08-15T03:26:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/21 "2000-08-15T20:35:47Z")
Falc, You naughty, naughty girl! You’re the reason this site has a NC-17 rating!😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/22 "2000-08-15T22:02:51Z")
I’m not naughty, I’m just drawn that way. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/23 "2000-08-16T08:15:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ruffian \* > \*\*Well, then. Thank you ian, but have you seen my post in MPSIMS? I’ve never smoked, done illegal drugs, or been drunk, and I’m marrying the only man I’ve ever had sex with. > > Doesn’t that make me rather boring instead of naughty? \*\* Ruffian doesn’t masturbate, either. I think we can rule her out. And, Laura, lest there be any confusion whether or not this is meant as a compliment or a slam, I’d like to add that this (unlike other popularity contests) is NOT one that I’m actively soliciting votes for. If elected I will not serve. Anyone who votes for me can expect to receive a nasty (not naughty) e-mail. And a vote in “most hated” doper, when that thread opens. (Even if I have to open it myself) What the hell, I never win the popularity contests I try to win, anyway. Even the women in my sig vote for someone else. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/24 "2000-08-16T09:57:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by weirddave \* > \*\*Falc, > > You naughty, naughty girl! You’re the reason this site has a NC-17 rating!😉 \*\* Um . . . ChiefScott said: “Horny, frustrated and now willing to stick my dick into just about any female, yes.” In a previous thread he mentioned wanting to boff someone. Chef\_troy posted loveletters which could have, in some forums (read: areas of society), passed for porn. Anthracite went so far as to post _actual_ erotica. Someone in the SDMB administration opened a thread (methinks it was little Ed) about psychic orgasms. There was another thread about funny moments during lovemaking. And you think FALCON’S the reason for the NC-17 rating? Getcherself away from your teletubbies and get into the real world! ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/25 "2000-08-16T11:55:00Z")
DRY, I believe I have seen you make some rather naughty comments, you just do them in such a sly way they may not be noticed immediately. Iampunha has done this too. Naughty is something I need to work on. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/26 "2000-08-16T19:11:39Z")
**Byzantine** , I’m not naughty, I’m horny.;)🙂 But my votes for being naughty goes to you, **Byzantine** , **ChiefScott** and **iampunha**. There’s many more out there also… ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/27 "2000-08-16T19:11:39Z")
**Byzantine** , I’m not naughty, I’m horny. But my votes for being naughty goes to you, **Byzantine** , **ChiefScott** and **iampunha**. There’s many more out there also… ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/28 "2000-08-16T23:05:07Z")
My naughty vote goes for \*\* Byzzie, \*\* and I’m a \* purrrrrvert,\* Ms. Naughty! 😉 \* I’m waiting for THAT thread! Guys??? um, Chief Scott, handy, aha, iampuna, 2sense… well, ALL of them!!! ‘Ceptin’ the sweet punkin’ pies like, DRY, Vestal Blue (gotta watch him if purplebear is around, however…then see above!) John Larrigan, and Polycarp. ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/29 "2000-08-17T04:45:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by GaWd \* > > \*\*I nominate Doobieous for the most understated naughty guy! > > > > \*\* > > I second the nomination. You’d have to come to SD Chat to understand. > > \*\* Oh my god! You guys are going to get me into SO much trouble! Wait, most who come to chat already know anyway:D. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/30 "2000-08-17T05:24:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > \*\*DRY, I believe I have seen you make some rather naughty comments, you just do them in such a sly way they may not be noticed immediately. > \*\* And your point is? (She never flirts with me, grumble. grumble. Am I too explicit? Or not explicit enough?) 😕 \*\* > [@](#): > > Naughty is something I need to work on. > \*\* Not very, um…hard…: (this is just from **today** ) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > \*\*Wine? Oh yes, that would be wonderful…be prepared to clean up any that may dribble on to my chest…Did I mention that wine lowers my inhibitions? \*\* Shameless vixen! I have only one thing to say to you: Will you marry me? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/31 "2000-08-17T05:26:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anti Pro \* > \*\*Guys??? um, Chief Scott, handy, aha, iampuna, 2sense… well, ALL of them!!! ‘Ceptin’ the sweet punkin’ pies like, DRY, Vestal Blue (gotta watch him if purplebear is around, however…then see above!) John Larrigan, and Polycarp. \*\* Hmm…first she thinks my username is original, then she thinks I’m sweet and not at all naughty. Hey, I’m fooling at least **one** person on this board! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/32 "2000-08-17T13:53:43Z")
Don’t let my innocent look fool you. I’m not only naughty, I’m NASTY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ---
**Author:** ![Peta\_Tzunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@Peta\_Tzunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peta_Tzunami)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/33 "2000-08-17T21:27:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*Horny, frustrated and now willing to stick my dick into just about any female, yes. \*\* Anyone else **really** wish ChiefScott had specified homosapien in that statement? Afterall, he’s been at sea a while now… BTW, **Falcon** , this one’s a sweet-talker, eh? [winking smilie omitted for ChiefScott] I can just hear the _sweet nothings_ during foreplay. “Female? Okay–lay here. Ah, that’s it… **There she blows!** Thanks, I needed that. That’ll be all–dismissed.” _The above was for comic relief only–I am not looking to get my butt kicked when I visit Norfolk. So, “ha, ha, funny, eh Chief?”_ ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/34 "2000-08-18T02:02:57Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Anti Pro \* > My naughty vote goes for Byzzie, and I’m a \* purrrrrvert,_ Ms. Naughty! 😉 \* I’m waiting for THAT thread! > > Guys??? um, Chief Scott, handy, aha, iampuna, 2sense… well, ALL of them!!! ‘Ceptin’ the sweet punkin’ pies like, DRY, **Vestal Blue (gotta watch him if purplebear is around, however…then see above!)** John Larrigan, and Polycarp. \ Ummm…Just what did you mean by that, Anti Pro? 😉 Just curious, of course. 😛 I am, naturally, pleased that my name isn’t mentioned as one of the naughty ones. Or am I? \ As to the OP: no comment. I plead the 5th. And, I sure hope that Chief gets some **SOON**! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/35 "2000-08-18T06:16:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Don’t let my innocent look fool you. > > I’m not only naughty, I’m NASTY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! \*\* I’m \*\*\* REALLY \*\*\* beginning to regret that your dream involving me was just that, only a dream. ---
**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/36 "2000-08-18T08:17:11Z")
i’d have to give my vote to audreyk. she knows why 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/37 "2000-08-18T08:25:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by enilorac \* > \*\*i’d have to give my vote to audreyk. she knows why 😃 \*\* 😛 I am not naughty. Really. Well, in select company… ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392/38 "2000-08-18T08:47:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > \*\*Naughty is something I need to work on. \*\* If you ever feel you need someone to practice on, I am right around the corner! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-naughtiest-doper/29392.md?page=1)