# Who's the sexiest cartoon character?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 18, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123 "2010-11-18T18:40:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/101 "2010-11-22T16:29:43Z")

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> [@Crackrat](#):
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> Gadget from the Rescue Rangers.

That you, Ray?

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**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/102 "2010-11-22T16:44:36Z")

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> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> Princess Jasmine from Aladdin

+1 : she was stunning, as far as cartoon characters go.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/103 "2010-11-22T18:23:31Z")

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Amy from Futurama. Hot, rich, and asian? Yes, please.

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**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/104 "2010-11-22T18:56:27Z")

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> [@River\_Hippie](#):
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> Lois Griffin.

Nope. Giant head. Big nose. Annoying, whiny voice. **Francine Smith** who, surprisingly, no one mentioned, is unapologetically sexy without being a total slut…unless Stan wants her to be.

> [@Tangent](#):
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> Aeon Flux

Definitely

> [@Tengu](#):
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> I’d choose KYON over Yuki.
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> Emotions are kind of a necessary thing, IMO.

Beside my not being gay, Kyon’s just a dupe.

> [@hellpaso](#):
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> No love for Luann Platter?

Nah. She’s just this side of retarded, and her bible-thumping makes her extremely annoying.

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**Author:** ![ReticulatingSplines](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@ReticulatingSplines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReticulatingSplines)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/105 "2010-11-22T19:12:59Z")

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> [@Onomatopoeia](#):
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> **Francine Smith** who, surprisingly, no one mentioned, is unapologetically sexy without being a total slut…unless Stan wants her to be.

Actually, she IS a total slut, or at least used to be. The “world’s largest rose garden” is the plot in which she planted a rose bush for every guy she slept with, which caused Stan a bit of consternation until he nailed someone else. And let’s not forget that “Come on Eileen” was written about her. Literally.

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/106 "2010-11-22T19:43:21Z")

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Eric Magnus Lensherr (or whatever he’s claiming his real name is these days), aka [Magneto](http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/705/705136/xavier-vs-magneto-a-philosophical-debate-20060504060600557.jpg) (that’s him from “House of M”)

[Akira Hojo](http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/manga/1/1415l.jpg), from Sanctuary.

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**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/107 "2010-11-22T19:44:49Z")

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> [@ReticulatingSplines](#):
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> Actually, she IS a total slut, or at least used to be. The “world’s largest rose garden” is the plot in which she planted a rose bush for every guy she slept with, which caused Stan a bit of consternation until he nailed someone else. And let’s not forget that “Come on Eileen” was written about her. Literally.

Hah! I forgot about that. I guess she is (was) a slut. 🙂 She’s still sexier than Lois Griffin.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/108 "2010-11-22T21:26:10Z")

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> [@Onomatopoeia](#):
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> Beside my not being gay, Kyon’s just a dupe.

That’s actually tangential to the point of my post.

I actually don’t particularly like Kyon - especially after the second series - but he’s at least got _emotions_. (Even if they’re rather maladjusted.)

My point was to point out that I don’t find Yuki at all attractive, due to her utter lack of an emotional existence.

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/109 "2010-11-22T22:23:55Z")

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> Amy from Futurama. Hot, rich, and asian? Yes, please.

Hot, rich, Asian, and _easy_. That last one is important, though it’s arguable whether it’s a pro or a con.

I sort of feel that this thread should be divided up into two subcategories, characters who are intended primarily as sex symbols (such as Jessica Rabbit, Betty Boop, Six from _Tripping the Rift_), etc., and characters who are fully-formed characters who happen to be sexy.

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/110 "2010-11-22T22:37:11Z")

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> [@Bosstone](#):
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> ITT sad nerds revealed.
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> Personally, anyone voiced by Grey Delisle.

Emily Elizabeth Howard? Eeeeeww.

-Joe

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/111 "2010-11-22T23:00:29Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> Well, when I was a wee teen going through the initial stages of puberty, I must say, I did have a thing for [Lisa from Robotech](http://thatcostumegirl.com/gallery/d/367-1/lisa.jpg): The Macross Saga.

Hells, yes, how was it ever supposed to be some sort of contest between her and Minmay? And on robotech don’t forget about original Marlene. Much hotter than the redhead version, and I assure that’s not a phrase I use much…

-Joe

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/112 "2010-11-22T23:18:06Z")

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> [@Merijeek](#):
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> Hells, yes, how was it ever supposed to be some sort of contest between her and Minmay? And on robotech don’t forget about original Marlene. Much hotter than the redhead version, and I assure that’s not a phrase I use much…
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> -Joe

Dana Sterling was better than any of em.

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/113 "2010-11-22T23:35:45Z")

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> [@EvilTOJ](#):
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> Oh god a few weeks ago in the Dead Calm parody where she’s prancing around in a bikini? Hotttttt. t.t. t. I was actually thinking “Homer you lucky b- wait it’s just a cartoon character!” That and how many of these characters have been in Playboy?

Don’t forget she also appeared in [Maxim](http://img3.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/10/04/4,parody,simpson,humor,simpsons,spoof-1d329afc694d213a266409b7f02e2e2a_h.jpg)

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/114 "2010-11-22T23:44:25Z")

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> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> Princess Jasmine from Aladdin

> [@SykoSkotty](#):
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> +1 : she was stunning, as far as cartoon characters go.

If you want stunning, take a trip to Disneyworld. They have attractive young women dressed up like Jasmine in Epcot.

[It’s the happiest place on earth](http://family.go.com/images/upload/R/Cvsnover402385421653_R_Detail.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/115 "2010-11-23T00:18:17Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> Dana Sterling was better than any of em.

With that blonde globe/'fro hair do? I don’t think so. Though I did forget Miriya. Mmm…Miriya.

-Joe

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**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/116 "2010-11-23T00:41:50Z")

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> [@Darth\_Panda](#):
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> Amy from Futurama. Hot, rich, and asian? Yes, please.

I agree Amy is the perfect girlfriend. Amy’s rich, she’s probably got other characteristics.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/117 "2010-11-23T03:12:34Z")

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> [@Merijeek](#):
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> Hells, yes, how was it ever supposed to be some sort of contest between her and Minmay?

It was a contest between two typical anime female archtypes. Minmay as the typical annoyingly adorable shrill anime girl and Lisa as the tough military commander with a soft spot for the hero.

> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> Dana Sterling was better than any of em.

Ugh. She was like Lisa Simpson joins the Robotech Defense Force.  
I always like the Masamune Shirow’s characters like [Major Motoko Kusanagi](http://media.photobucket.com/image/major%20Motoko%20Kusanagi/LordBurn/MajorMotoko.jpg)from Ghost in the Shell or [Duenan](http://mayafreaksblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/appleseed-1.jpg) from Appleseed. [But them I’m sort of partial to chicks in impractically tight leather and kevlar body armor carrying guns twice their size lounging provocatively on top of power-armor mecha.](http://gallery.shirow.net/v/shirow/)

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**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/118 "2010-11-23T03:36:13Z")

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Bullwinkle J. Moose. He’s a bit of a galoot, but you know what they say about moose with big antlers…

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**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/119 "2010-11-23T03:55:27Z")

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> [@The\_Scrivener](#):
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> Bullwinkle J. Moose. He’s a bit of a galoot, but you know what they say about moose with big antlers…

“Big antlers, big…uh…in the pantlers?”

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**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-sexiest-cartoon-character/561123/120 "2010-11-23T05:22:51Z")

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> [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](#):
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> I agree Amy is the perfect girlfriend. Amy’s rich, she’s probably got other characteristics.

Spoken like a true Bender!

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