# Who's the Ultimate SDMB Threadkiller? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 26, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170 "2004-01-26T16:27:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/41 "2004-02-09T00:32:55Z")
Damn, we’ve got to be pretty close to page two by now. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/42 "2004-02-09T00:41:38Z")
We are close. We’re on page three. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/43 "2004-02-09T00:43:47Z")
Maybe it’s the format I have it set up on, because it’s still page one to my browser. That, or you have to count pages differently for known thread-killers. ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/44 "2004-02-09T00:53:00Z")
This thread is now over. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/45 "2004-02-09T00:55:58Z")
We beg to differ. ---
**Author:** ![RotorHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85e7bf/32.png) [@RotorHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RotorHead)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/46 "2004-02-09T01:09:33Z")
_You_ beg to differ. I don’t. ---
**Author:** ![RenMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecb155/32.png) [@RenMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RenMan)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/47 "2004-02-09T19:41:56Z")
I don’t usually have to beg to differ. I simply differ without asking. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/48 "2004-02-09T21:38:34Z")
I won’t claim that I’m anywhere near an all-time thread killer. I will, however, stack my reputation for starting threads that get no response against anyone on this board! ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/49 "2004-02-09T21:40:20Z")
It differs whether or not I ask before I differ. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/50 "2004-02-09T22:03:09Z")
Well, I certainly differ, and I’m not going to beg to do it! So there! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/51 "2004-02-09T22:46:03Z")
Well, to all you non-beggars, it appears it worked. Mwahahaha. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/52 "2004-02-10T00:13:01Z")
Let me try killing this again. Usually, one of my typo-laden posts will do the trick, but it didn’t earlier, so … Ahem. Second Amendment. Fat people. Smoking laws. Libertarians and tollbooths on every road. Hitler, again. Wal-Mart. Why do black people do that? George W. Bush. 1920s death ray. Cite? Gry. Macs rule! No, Windows rules! Linux is teh win!!!1!!! My baby don’t mess around Because she loves me so And this I know fo shooo… Uh, But does she really wanna But can’t stand to see me Walk ou the dooo… Don’t try to fight the feelin’ Because the thought alone is killing me right nooww… Uh, thank god for mom and dad For sticking through together 'Cause we don’t know hooowww… UH! Nazis. (cracks knuckles) There … that ought to do it. Damn Republicans. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/53 "2004-02-10T00:22:04Z")
I’m posting because I DON’T want to be the one who kills the thread. That always makes me feel clumsy and unloved. So be sure to post after me. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/54 "2004-02-10T01:04:13Z")
The moderators have asked that no one reply to this thread anymore. Those that do will face banishment to the hamster farm. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/55 "2004-02-10T02:05:11Z")
All the hamsters I can eat? Color me excited! ---
**Author:** ![RotorHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85e7bf/32.png) [@RotorHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RotorHead)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/56 "2004-02-10T02:30:42Z")
Knock it off **Dutchboy208**. You don’t want to incur the wrath of our ultimate thread-killers. I’m _sure_ **racer72** wouldn’t have lied to us. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/57 "2004-02-10T02:31:10Z")
On the plus side, my last post to this thread seems to be my 500th, which just kind of figures it came in the Ultimate Threadkiller thread. And if I have to go to the hamster farm now, I’ll be fine, just so long as I get my own wheel and big enough plastic tunnels for frolicking. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/58 "2004-02-10T02:38:55Z")
Upon further reflection, I’ll bet the mods are reading this thread laughing to themselves. They wield the all-powerful bolt of thread death which works in a swift and terrible manner. We, on the other hand, kill threads on nothing other than our own talents and abilities. Or inabilities if you’re being pessimistic (aka realistic). ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/59 "2004-02-10T03:27:03Z")
> [@RotorHead](#): > > Knock it off **Dutchboy208**. You don’t want to incur the wrath of our ultimate thread-killers. > I’m _sure_ **racer72** wouldn’t have lied to us. Bring it on, I say. I killed Scalar Weapons, I did! ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/60 "2004-02-10T05:54:40Z")
The damn Republicans and right-wing Christian fundamentalists won’t let me kill this thread! Figures … The Man keepin’ me down. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170.md?page=4)