# Who's the Ultimate SDMB Threadkiller? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 26, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170 "2004-01-26T16:27:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/101 "2004-02-21T16:56:30Z")
I’ve killed 18 out of 136 threads; so isn’t that like a 13% kill rate? ☹ I am the thread killer, just watch, this one will die now too. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2004, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/102 "2004-02-21T22:34:46Z")
> [@RenMan](#): > > You killed 12.8% of threads you were in, or 12.8% of your posts were thread-killers? I was the last poster in 12.8% of the threads I’d put anything into. ---
**Author:** ![RenMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecb155/32.png) [@RenMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RenMan)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/103 "2004-02-22T20:37:11Z")
Ah, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/104 "2004-02-28T00:02:17Z")
You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/105 "2004-02-28T01:19:53Z")
I’mmm baaaccckk!!! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/106 "2004-02-28T02:05:58Z")
Bastards. ---
**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/107 "2004-02-28T02:47:12Z")
Anybody here have under 500 posts? Under 200? (In searching for my thread counts and such I discovered one thing - I am invisible no longer! Someone quoted me! Someone quoted me! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!) The ham§sters are tired so percentages will have to wait. ---
**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/108 "2004-02-28T02:48:50Z")
Ahh, Taters has under 200 posts. And that’s the first post to this page…oops! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2004, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/109 "2004-03-02T08:30:04Z")
Yeah, you sure screwed that one up… ---
**Author:** ![OM\_Waterfall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/51bf81/32.png) [@OM\_Waterfall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OM_Waterfall)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2004, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/110 "2004-03-02T10:37:06Z")
While you petty fools have been squabbling over this pathetic little contest, I have killed no fewer than FIVE! count 'em FIVE! threads!! So my plan worked perfectly… ---
**Author:** ![RenMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecb155/32.png) [@RenMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RenMan)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170/111 "2004-03-02T14:12:03Z")
And out of only 35 posts, too! That’s some conversational technique! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-ultimate-sdmb-threadkiller/226170.md?page=5)