# Who's the Worst SDMB Poster Ever? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 6, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016 "2002-12-06T20:56:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/41 "2002-12-08T00:40:11Z")
I nominate myself for having been banned 4 times. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/42 "2002-12-08T01:09:35Z")
Uh… Yeah. I’ll self nominate myself. Going in chronological order from pretty much the beginning, my list of shame. Please don’t laugh, I have gotten smarter than the thread I started titled “EVERCLER RULES!!” (yes, with the caps lock on… I hang my head in shame. These are all the stupid threads I have started: [EVERCLEAR RULES!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=60496) [Homer simpson rules!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=53399) [country music is evil](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=64424) [all user account at hotmail](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=65395) [BEST POST EVER!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=72936) [wouldn’t it suck if…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=72547) [Worst shows ever!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=75403) [NY DOPERS UNITE!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=75401) [Qs nobody can answer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=81675) [What the hell happened?!?!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82177) (locked btw) [n e dopers 15-17 years old?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82570) (oh god, I totally forgot about that one… It’s so sad I even used “n” and “e” for "any) [JFK shot himself](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=72918) (I still stand by this) [you might be a hick if…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=84720) [Hooked on burning CDs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=90083) [Stupid thing I did to show I wasn’t afraid of anthrax](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96056) (right after september 11th… and yes it was only the flu) [The thread that exists for the sole reason of raising your post count](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=92824) [“Life is back to normal” or “America is so brainwashed we can’t respond rationally”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=99596) Which led to the pit thread: [Bite me, Clayton\_e.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=99626) [500th post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=100012) [Duct tape](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=100683) [How often do you start a thread?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=111194) [timeline/ranting/random comments from this allnighter](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=117002) After that I got a little bit smarter… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/43 "2002-12-08T01:41:39Z")
**Chumpsky** , who is a fountain of Jabbering Roundhead Madness. If there was a movie entitled _Red Dawn Of The Dead_, **Chumpsky** would be rooting for the Commie Zombies. :smack: :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/44 "2002-12-08T02:25:16Z")
I’ll nominate myself for being the most invisible poster here. Hm, I wonder why no one else has already posted that about themselves. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/45 "2002-12-08T07:56:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by happyheathen \* > \*\*Now, if **Flamey** would be so kind as to provide the requisite links, we can elect her by acclamation and be done with this. > > _Then_ start a bash-fest 😃 \*\* Hey! What the heck are you saying? 😃 As it happens, I’m on the fast computer, so I guess I can… (this list does not include threads which have been double-, triple-, or even quadruple-posted) [Happy Birthday, Cartooniverse and Medea’s Child!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=123805) [What’s REALLY in your food?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=118841) [url-[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2143147#post2143147](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2143147#post2143147)]The 25 Most Influeni ial New Rock Artists, @21-25 (since the only reply was by me, it doesn’t count) [This is certainly ironic…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=114123) [Update: A Well-Deserved Break!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=106594) (the only replies in this thread are authored by me… one was in fact a double-post) Now, I’m not proud of most of these… F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/46 "2002-12-08T07:58:39Z")
Darn. Try this link and spelling instead: [The 25 Most Influential New Rock Artists, #21-25](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2143147#post2143147) (since the only reply was by me, it doesn’t count) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/47 "2002-12-08T08:48:02Z")
I’m pretty bad. I talked about cheese with “cummin” had no idea it was disgusting. \* And\* I make a lot of spelling mistakes. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/48 "2002-12-08T15:05:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Phaedrus. \*\* _He said the name! He said the name!_ Now I’ve gotta go paste bible pages on the wall and cover the windows with tinfoil again. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/49 "2002-12-08T18:09:25Z")
_RickJay_, I stopped reading that thread after the mention from some other poster about his semen possibly burning holes in the cotton. That was an incredibly odd thread. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/50 "2002-12-08T21:02:49Z")
RickJay! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Asylum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@Asylum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asylum)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2002, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/51 "2002-12-08T23:59:35Z")
Here’s my one attempt at satire on the board: [A Petition to Congress]([http://www.boardreader.com/scripts/texis.exe/viewthread?query=SDMB%20Asylum&ttype](http://www.boardreader.com/scripts/texis.exe/viewthread?query=SDMB%20Asylum&ttype) =&postid=3dd649eaf0) I worked on this post for several days and did several drafts, as well as e-mailing a mod to make sure I was placing it in the right forum. Total responses: Zero. And then to add insult to injury the Great Winter permanently removed my thread from the board and my longshot hope of someone stumbling upon the thread and making a post went _poof_. Meanwhile a thread started almost simultaneously about a doper having a neighbor accidentally see his “tallywhacker” garnered multiple responses and five times the views. Me, the worst poster? Nah, but I definitely felt like the most pathetic poster for a little while. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/52 "2002-12-09T02:48:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Asylum \* > \*\*Here’s my one attempt at satire on the board: > > [A Petition to Congress]([http://www.boardreader.com/scripts/texis.exe/viewthread?query=SDMB%20Asylum&ttype](http://www.boardreader.com/scripts/texis.exe/viewthread?query=SDMB%20Asylum&ttype) =&postid=3dd649eaf0) > > I worked on this post for several days and did several drafts, as well as e-mailing a mod to make sure I was placing it in the right forum. Total responses: Zero. > \*\* That was ummm… quite a post . Now _that was_ a post. Yep, that was a real **post**. If there’s ever been a post, that was it. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/53 "2002-12-09T03:05:52Z")
Kamelion, who??? And I seem to hear somebody but can’t quite seee…Dead something with an A. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/54 "2002-12-09T03:31:51Z")
If **banger** was British (s)he would be the wurst poster here.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Asylum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@Asylum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asylum)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/55 "2002-12-09T04:36:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astro \* > \*\*That was ummm… quite a post . Now _that was_ a post. Yep, that was a real **post**. If there’s ever been a post, that was it. \*\* Bah! My genius will be recognized years from now when you are all dust! Then we shall see who has the last laugh!! ---
**Author:** ![Copper\_Pin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Copper\_Pin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Copper_Pin)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/56 "2002-12-09T05:16:41Z")
To put it tactfully, I find **Jet Jaguar** to be consistently full of BS. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/57 "2002-12-09T12:45:39Z")
\Nobody nominated _me_. And it’s _Christmas_, too!\ ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2002, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016/58 "2002-12-09T14:38:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Phaedrus. \*\* NO! He was so entertaining…😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-worst-sdmb-poster-ever/141016.md?page=2)