# Who's the youngest person here?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 12, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047 "2000-08-12T01:08:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Et\_tu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df788c/32.png) [@Et\_tu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Et_tu)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/1 "2000-08-12T01:08:21Z")

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I’m 25 this week.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/2 "2000-08-12T01:12:43Z")

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Well, I’m a couple months younger than you, but I’m far from the youngest. There are several high schoolers here.

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/3 "2000-08-12T01:14:11Z")

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High schooler checkin in. I’m 17, but I know I’m not the youngest. Think there’s a 15 year old running around here somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/4 "2000-08-12T01:39:32Z")

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I’ve done this thread SOMEWHERE before. . .

Here’s Red\_Dragon’s: [Underage Dopers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=31113)

I’m 16.

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**Author:** ![Sakura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Sakura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sakura)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/5 "2000-08-12T01:48:22Z")

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> Think there’s a 15 year old running around here somewhere.

Guilty as charged.

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**Author:** ![Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goose)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/6 "2000-08-12T02:34:31Z")

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15 and 5 months.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/7 "2000-08-12T02:39:42Z")

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Would you believe I’m a thirteen year old Goth girl in Hackensack NJ?

Well, I didn’t think so…

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/8 "2000-08-12T02:40:08Z")

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Me. I’m seven.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/9 "2000-08-12T02:46:45Z")

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Well, we used to have a 12 year old poster. I haven’t seen her around in a long time, maybe she didn’t make the transition from AOL-based message boards.

More likely she got tired of our immaturity and foolishness and got involved in seventh-grader stuff.

::doing a search::

Nope, no Zil postings.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/10 "2000-08-12T02:49:57Z")

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I’ll be 16 in October.

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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/11 "2000-08-12T02:55:18Z")

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I’m 16, 17 in November.

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**Author:** ![barflyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@barflyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barflyer)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/12 "2000-08-12T04:22:15Z")

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Hey! No underagers better try to swipe my ID!  
I may look a little “vague” after a few beers, but my reflexes would stymie a pro pickpocket.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/13 "2000-08-12T04:47:53Z")

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Isn’t WoodThrush 13?

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**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/14 "2000-08-12T19:33:30Z")

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I turned fifteen in June. I saw a 13 year old a few weeks ago, I think…

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/15 "2000-08-12T20:04:31Z")

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Woodthrush is 14 I believe.

FTR, I’m 17, but I’ll be 18 in less than a month.

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**Author:** ![SilentKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e8cbc/32.png) [@SilentKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SilentKnight)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/16 "2000-08-12T20:48:24Z")

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I’m fourteen, but I don’t post much, so I probably shouldn’t count.

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**Author:** ![Et\_tu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df788c/32.png) [@Et\_tu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Et_tu)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/17 "2000-08-12T23:46:17Z")

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Somehow, after seeing all the older faces in the People Photos page, I thought I might be one of the youngest.

Why don’t all you younger guys have pictures up there?  
Show the old folks where the middle of the bell curve is.

The Baby Boomers always like to think they’re the center of everything, even now that they’re 50.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/18 "2000-08-12T23:50:15Z")

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I would have a pic up, but my image cannot be recorded by electronic media.

Or mirrors.

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**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/19 "2000-08-13T00:02:17Z")

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No one mentioned me ☹ I’m hurt! I’m 13, and won’t be 14 for another 4 months.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/20 "2000-08-13T00:46:31Z")

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Oh, and **Et tu** , you don’t have to believe Uke.

Some of the old pharts around here are terrible liars. Others are damn good liars.

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