# Who's the youngest person here?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 12, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047 "2000-08-12T01:08:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/21 "2000-08-13T01:39:34Z")

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I am coming up on 15 years, 4 months in mid August. Not the youngest, but definitely down in the bottom 5%.

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/22 "2000-08-13T01:56:51Z")

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17 and… um… no good at math, don’t know how many months. I’ll be 18 in January. Not the youngest, obviously, but also not the oldest, eh? Just thought I’d chime in.

$0.02

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/23 "2000-08-13T03:21:17Z")

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1. 19 in October.

Next time someone wants to make this kind of thread, do a little searching, eh? This one’s been done to death in MPSIMS and IMHO.

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/24 "2000-08-13T22:38:39Z")

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I turned 19 a few weeks ago. Thanks for noticing.

Bastards.

–Tim

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**Author:** ![chief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df788c/32.png) [@chief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chief)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/25 "2000-08-13T23:35:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Speaker for the Dead \*  
> \*\*No one mentioned me ☹ I’m hurt! I’m 13, and won’t be 14 for another 4 months. \*\*

nice name by the way… which book did you get it from?

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-youngest-person-here/29047/26 "2000-08-14T00:40:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Homer \*  
> \*\*I turned 19 a few weeks ago. Thanks for noticing.
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> Bastards.
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> –Tim \*\*

Well, I assume by “bastards” you don’t mean me (I wasn’t here a few weeks ago and anyway I’m a b!tch not a bastard!) but here’s your noticing all in the sake of goodwill! 🙂

Haaaaaave… aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…  
Happy happy happy happy happy late-birthday  
Have a happy happy happy happy happy late-birthday  
Have a happy  
Yes a happy  
Did you say happy?  
YES! A happy  
Have a happy happy happy happy happy late-birthday  
ANd don’t forget you can now get drunk in Canada!

WEll, technically you can get drunk wherever you want to, but you’re legal in Canadia.

Jeez, “happy” looks odd if not downright freakish when you look at it written out that often.

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