# Who's Who on the SDMB? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 5, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595 "2001-10-05T15:10:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/41 "2001-10-05T21:37:32Z")
**Polycarp!** - nobody’s mentioned **Polycarp** - possibly the most highly-respected individual on the board. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/42 "2001-10-05T21:39:51Z")
I am Underpants. And don’t you forget it. (Also, see my sig.) ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/43 "2001-10-05T21:47:01Z")
I’m invisible. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/44 "2001-10-05T21:48:57Z")
I am a fraud analyst, a die hard Cubs fan, and a major wrestling fan, like **blur, robgruver and SPOOFE** to name a few. I also play defense for a hockey team called the Jericholics. At least four Dopers have called me a “punk rock girly girl”. I usually manage to talk to at least one Doper on the phone a day, and not always the same one. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/45 "2001-10-05T22:50:25Z")
> [@](#): > > I might be the only member who’s had over a thousand posts under two different usernames. No you’re not. –_Persephone, who had over 2000 before changing her username… and also came over from the AOL boards_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/46 "2001-10-05T22:51:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Feynn \* > Lola is as smart as she is pretty… I’m in worse trouble than I thought. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/47 "2001-10-05T23:00:27Z")
**GingerOfTheNorth** is a scrupulously honest and (usually) non-potty-mouthed insurance salesperson residing in a small plot of Gods country, right near Banff (IIRC) and is an alright chick, for a Canadian. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/48 "2001-10-05T23:04:32Z")
i am the comfy chair by the potted palm on the porch. ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/49 "2001-10-05T23:14:56Z")
**NothingMan** works as a DJ and producer on a Top 40 radio station . . . hence he gets to try and answer the _“Why does radio suck ?”_ threads that pop up every few months. He is also a **Master Thread Assassin** , though not by choice. So you just better cross your fingers someone else posts after this. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![toshirodragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e68b1a/32.png) [@toshirodragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toshirodragon)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/50 "2001-10-05T23:33:09Z")
Uncross those fingers… Toshi lives in Utah constantly dodging the “Are you LDS?” question… not even remotely … I am a assistant on a school bus that transports disabled children to school. I also deliver pizza for fun. I am working( sorta) on a photography degree from WSU. My hubby lurks here for now… I think one of my cats posts under my name tho… ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/51 "2001-10-05T23:57:53Z")
I know enough about the Battle of the Java Sea to write a reference book. I reached the state finals of the National Georgraphy Bee ()or whatever it’s called) in 5th grade. Wizzed it once I got there, but still… ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/52 "2001-10-06T02:38:54Z")
Back in the Day, UncleBeer was voted The Biggest Flirt hereabouts. Since being a Mod, he’s toned it quite down. That’s a pity, because his generous abundant libido was always in accordance with his graceful wit. I think it merits a Who’s Who here, because it’s a fine sweet side that he’d never declare for himself. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/53 "2001-10-06T03:18:24Z")
I like big butts and I cannot lie. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/54 "2001-10-06T03:23:47Z")
I am a legend in my own mind. When I was five I was in the newspaper for fiding a mistake in a book. That was my claim to fame. I koow a lot about Frank Zappa. No one here really knows who I am because I am new and blend in with the wall. ---
**Author:** ![Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smashed_Ice_Cream)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/55 "2001-10-06T03:36:27Z")
I’m new to the board and jumping at this as an opportunity to yak incessantly about myself. I’m deaf from birth and work as a bartender… now you know why we don’t seem to be listening… I am also the drummer in a local punk band made entirely of girls. I’m also redheaded 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/56 "2001-10-06T03:37:56Z")
\*\* Swiddles \*\* will wear hootch boots under the slightest provocation. If she is in in a large city, and there is free booze being handed out, she might dance on a bar. However, the combination of these character traits makes her nervous. In her short 21 years on this earth, she has been a preschool teacher, movie snob, radio promotions / production, professional improv comedian, and temp (ie: two years of something new every week.). She can tie a cherry stem with her tounge. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/57 "2001-10-06T04:22:34Z")
**LoverBoy** is my main squeeze. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/58 "2001-10-06T04:49:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Smashed Ice Cream \* > \*\*I’m new to the board and jumping at this as an opportunity to yak incessantly about myself. > > I’m deaf from birth and work as a bartender… now you know why we don’t seem to be listening… I am also the drummer in a local punk band made entirely of girls. > > I’m also redheaded 🙂 \*\* And no pics or homepage, sigh. I’d mention my 2 claims to SDMB fame (the lowest level of SDMB fame actually) but one of those makes baby Cecil cry so I wont. ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/59 "2001-10-06T10:13:54Z")
Umm…where to begin? **Qagdop the Mercotan** is a physician. **Badtz Maru** is an SA forum Goon. **SPOOFE** has a little brother who also posts here at SDMB… **Fenris** is one funny dude. **Esprix** is the Pit’s resident One-Trick Pony 😃 **Narile** , along with myself, make up the only resident SDMB Furries that I’m aware of. **Diane** and **toshirodragon** like rats. **Johnny LA** has been known to play with his food, and is quite the french-fry architect. **Cecil Adams** is not fond of golf. That’s all off the top of my head. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595/60 "2001-10-06T10:43:29Z")
> [@](#): > > SPOOFE has a little brother who also posts here at SDMB… ::grumble grumble The lil’ bastard followed me… grumble grumble:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-who-on-the-sdmb/85595.md?page=4)