# Who's your current crush? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 7, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037 "2003-04-07T12:07:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/1 "2003-04-07T12:07:39Z")
I started chatting to a certain someone (who am I kidding? It’s **Simetra** ) a little while ago after we met in chat, and now I’m addicted. He is the sweetest, kindest guy I have ever met. He’s so funny and warm, and has the best smile on this planet! He also thinks I’m pretty, so he gets even more points! We have been talking non stop for the past week or so, and I must say that I am having a ball. It’s fun having a crush. Too bad he lives in the States and I live in Australia. ☹ He is just so cute and sweet! He gives me butterflies. Who’s your current SDMB crush? ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/2 "2003-04-07T12:20:50Z")
I’m supposed to have a board _crush_? Man, you people just want, want, want all the time. Maybe I don’t have one. And if I did, maybe I’d tell you who it was and maybe I wouldn’t. 😉 Perhaps I’ll make that my summer project. Right now I just don’t have the time. I’ll report back in August with a “What I did on my summer vacation” thread, ok? ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/3 "2003-04-07T12:35:03Z")
I am completely head over heals in love with **TwistOfFate** , but then you all knew that anyways… 😃 I love **Ryan\_Liam** , but in more a kinda big sisterly way… I really really _really_ want to get him drunk! tee hee! I think **Davebear** is kinda cool… but then I think anyone I can discuss sex with in far too much detail is kinda cool… **Qadgop** makes me smile everytime I see his name. He’s a dude! heh. And the rest of ya know who ya are! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/4 "2003-04-07T12:54:02Z")
**jjimm** has a lovely arse. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/5 "2003-04-07T14:24:24Z")
Current? Um, I haven’t been boarding for a while, but can I use my classic crushes on manny and Maeglin? Oh! I do have a new one…I’m quietly stalking **jarbabyj** on livejournal because she’s so adorable, forthright, and passionate. Between her and **CrankyasanOldMan** I have found what I want to be when I grow up. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/6 "2003-04-07T14:34:39Z")
Awwww. Thanks! I have this obsession with **RickJay** that sometimes just simmers in the background and sometimes is on full-boil. He doesn’t know I’m alive, but that makes it even more fulfilling because it allows for more sighs, more poetry-writing, more fruitless writing-of-his-name on my spiral notebook. Aren’t those the best kinds of crushes? They can go on forever. ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/7 "2003-04-07T14:45:07Z")
I think **Coldfire** is dreamy. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/8 "2003-04-07T15:31:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by yojimbo \* > **jjimm** has a lovely arse. Snort. I hear he’s spoken for, though. **eunoia** , why shucks, thank you ma’am. Of course, my board crush is **Heloise**. Come to think of it, that’s not just on the boards! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/9 "2003-04-07T16:20:26Z")
I had a crush on **Andygirl** (who was at the High Park TorDope) a while back, but as usual it couldn’t go anywhere… borders, age, and preferences raised insuperable barriers. Then there were **CrankyAsAnOldMan** , **GingerOfTheNorth** , **Scotticher** … alas, I fear that, with today’s world situation, there is no hope for me. _le sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/10 "2003-04-07T17:41:51Z")
**Qadgop** is just dreamy. I met him awhile back and he’s just as witty and charming in person as he is on the boards. His wife is a lucky woman. I also have a crush on **Tuckerfan**. We share a love of space and an addiction to Dr. Pepper. That bastard **Euty** stole **Persephone** from me, dammit. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Payne\_N.Diaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Payne\_N.Diaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payne_N.Diaz)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/11 "2003-04-07T17:48:09Z")
I tend to get crushes on every female that is nice to me, so I’m making a conscious effort to not develop any. However there is one Doper I would like to meet IRL… (well, more than one, but one in particular.) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/12 "2003-04-07T17:52:36Z")
My big major league crush is **Homebrew**. I intend to meet this man face to face someday real soon. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/13 "2003-04-07T17:53:30Z")
> [@](#): > > He is the sweetest, kindest guy I have ever met. He’s so funny and warm, and has the best smile on this planet!.. He is just so cute and sweet! He gives me butterflies. You forgot the part about his gorgeous eyes. 😉 **Simetra** really is wonderful. I love him to death, and I’m pretty sure he’ll always be my SDMB crush. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/14 "2003-04-07T18:14:32Z")
**Eve**. ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/15 "2003-04-07T19:04:05Z")
A certain Keystone State folk singer whose last two initials get transposed in my dirty mind when she discusses her oral fixation…:eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/16 "2003-04-07T19:48:08Z")
Bemused. ---
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/17 "2003-04-07T19:58:55Z")
**Merla** But I’m way too old to date her. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/18 "2003-04-07T20:42:43Z")
ELIJAH WOO— oh. **Q.E.D.** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/19 "2003-04-07T21:09:56Z")
Sigs are so useful. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/20 "2003-04-07T21:22:18Z")
**Serendipity** , you have wonderful taste. And no, I didn’t forget the part about his wonderful blue eyes… I just didn’t want to gush for _too_ long. 🙂 Where do we sign up for the "I love **Simetra**" fanclub? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037.md?page=2)