# Who's your current crush? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 7, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037 "2003-04-07T12:07:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/41 "2003-04-08T16:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*:eek::eek: _will you keep your voice down, woman!_ > > \*\*jeremy evil[/] will have your head! \*\* Nah. We’re all friends over here. 🙂 Robin ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/42 "2003-04-08T16:01:18Z")
Well I have a secret crush on **blue-poop** , but no one will ever know. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/43 "2003-04-08T16:06:58Z")
EVERYONE BACK OFF COLDFIRE…he’s been mine since December of 2000 and you all know it. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/44 "2003-04-08T16:39:46Z")
I’d say **Jonathan Chance** but then I’d have to stop teasing him. So nobody. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/45 "2003-04-08T16:41:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by swampbear \* > \*\*My big major league crush is **Homebrew**. I intend to meet this man face to face someday real soon. 😉 \*\* The feeling is mutual. ;-X ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/46 "2003-04-08T17:26:55Z")
I am crushless. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/47 "2003-04-08T19:07:19Z")
No board crushes. There is, however, this young woman who works at the nearby Barnes & Noble… yowza! Apparently, I have a thing for cute punk rock girls who work at bookstores. She’s the second crush I’ve had who falls into that very specific category. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/48 "2003-04-09T05:32:26Z")
I was gonna try to stay out of this thread, since in the past my crush list has been comprised of about half the female Dopers, but aside from the quiet longing from afar crush I’ve been harboring for **Guinistasia** , lately I’ve been developing a crush on **KCSuze**. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/49 "2003-04-09T05:37:10Z")
> [@](#): > > but aside from the quiet longing from afar crush I’ve been harboring for Guinistasia, lately I’ve been developing a crush on KCSuze. ::runs around happily:: He thinks I’m CUUUUUUTE! KC [snix@apci.net](mailto:snix@apci.net) ---
**Author:** ![honkytonkwillie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@honkytonkwillie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/honkytonkwillie)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/50 "2003-04-09T09:28:10Z")
No board crushes right now since **anthracite** hasn’t made an appearance in a while. But there’s no shortages of real life crushes who, sadly, I can’t throw the moves upon until I’m not married sometime soon. Let’s see. There’s the breathtaking lesbian woman I take to dinner whenever I can, the elegant wealthy woman I have lunch with from time to time, the woman who’s half blind who cuts my hair, the stunning attorney who gives me personal advice, the dreamy therapist whose professional ethics put her on the off-limits list, and the captivating real estate agent (who’s happily married, unfortunately). Boy, do I fall hard for women who are nice to me. ---
**Author:** ![phraser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e4f/32.png) [@phraser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phraser)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/51 "2003-04-09T11:43:30Z")
\*\*Maxxxie[/] is my crush. She’s hot, and smart to boot! It’s just a crush, though 😉 I have a significant other who isn’t on SDMB so I guess she doesn’t count. ---
**Author:** ![phraser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e4f/32.png) [@phraser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phraser)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/52 "2003-04-09T11:44:38Z")
arrgh, obviously enough of a crush that i got distracted and stuffed up the **coding**! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/53 "2003-04-09T12:20:15Z")
Well, apparantly I am [Dirty Earthworm](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=176030)’s crush. Took _7_ years to figure it out, though;) ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/54 "2003-04-10T03:29:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by honkytonkwillie \* > **No board crushes right now since anthracite hasn’t made an appearance in a while.** I’m here, and I post at least once a day, typically. But it’s hard to do so in GQ anymore, there’s no GD’s that can benefit from my input, and my Board keeps getting busier and busier and needs me. Plus, I’ve been very very ill a couple of times of late, and Fierra (who is always my _crush_) is going to hospital for major surgery soon, and this has caused a lot of stress for me. ---
**Author:** ![honkytonkwillie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@honkytonkwillie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/honkytonkwillie)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037/55 "2003-04-10T08:20:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > **I’m here, and I post at least once a day, typically.** Hmmm, I guess our paths haven’t crossed in a while. Hoping all goes well with Fierra, and hope you’re feeling better soon. Now, make me feel all giggly inside and make my knees all rubbery by explaining to me how to find the Radius of Gyration for calculating slenderness ratios of structural columns. (Ooooh, yeah!) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-current-crush/167037.md?page=2)