# Who's Your Dead Celebrity Soulmate?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-dead-celebrity-soulmate/359749>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 7, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-dead-celebrity-soulmate/359749 "2006-06-07T15:35:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-dead-celebrity-soulmate/359749/21 "2006-06-07T21:04:15Z")

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My first candidate is Beethoven! I knew it! That’s perfect! However, he rejected me flat, stating that “I find your offer discordant, atonal, and flat. I suspect going on a date with you would be akin to doing business with my publishers; in other words, I would be robbed of my money and my time.” Oh well. Old Ludwig doesn’t know what he’s missing.

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-dead-celebrity-soulmate/359749/22 "2006-06-07T21:52:09Z")

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Frida Kahlo  
Agatha Christie  
Mata Hari

My pick is Frida Kahlo. She’s an artist and hot. What’s not to like?

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**Author:** ![BlueKangaroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@BlueKangaroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueKangaroo)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-dead-celebrity-soulmate/359749/23 "2006-06-07T22:05:03Z")

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Vincint van Gogh  
Gingis Khan  
Pancho Villa  
Frieda Kahlo  
Cleopatra  
Catherine the Great  
Yeah, I never woud have pegged myself as so blood thirsty…

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**Author:** ![ddgryphon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8c91f0/32.png) [@ddgryphon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ddgryphon)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-dead-celebrity-soulmate/359749/24 "2006-06-08T20:11:43Z")

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I did it twice and both times got:

Grace Kelly  
Lucrezia Borgia  
Mata Hari  
I always said I was the poster child for arranged marriages.

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