# Who's your Fab Five crush?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-fab-five-crush/201357>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 13, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-fab-five-crush/201357 "2003-09-13T05:50:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-fab-five-crush/201357/21 "2003-09-15T01:22:24Z")

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Ted, Ted, TED! If only he were straight, and I weren’t married. But, I see on the website, he has a partner, so he’s already taken. Thom would be my second choice, and I’d keep Jai around for the cuteness factor–and he could sing for me too. That would be nice.

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**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-fab-five-crush/201357/22 "2003-09-15T01:46:44Z")

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> Is that polite for ‘dumb’?

Not in the least. It’s polite for dull.

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