# Who's Your Favorite Centerfold? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 1, 2006, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978 "2006-06-01T03:47:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/41 "2006-06-02T20:52:58Z")
Marilyn Lange Janet Lupo Petra Verkaik Cynthia Myers (trivia : her centerfold is in the movie _Hamburger Hill_) I’ll let the reader find his own pictures of these fine ladies. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/42 "2006-06-02T20:58:46Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > I tend not to prefer blondes or “Playboy” beauties, per se, but that woman is pretty much perfect…wow. Yeah, I was trying to find this one shot of her wearing nothing but four inch fuck-me pumps, bending backward with her head thrown back and her hair was almost to the floor–g’guhh! My Google Fu is lacking in power, however, probably due to inappropriate lust weakening my moral fibers or something. I’d go 100% lesbo for that chick, circa '78… 😛 \<—her in '78, not me, that is! Because I’m much more capable of doing a number on a chick now than I was then and it’s disrespectful to perfection not to do your best work on it… I’ll shut up now… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/43 "2006-06-02T21:10:27Z")
_slow golf clap_ I wholeheartedly encourage more female tales on this thread. Actually…screw this…maybe we should limit to only females… ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/44 "2006-06-02T21:20:16Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Actually, the first appearance of pubic hair was in a pictorial of actress Paula Kelly several years earlier. Liv _was_, however, the first Playmate to show hair. How times change. First, they didn’t show pubic hair. Then, they did. Now they don’t, because the models shave. Ah, progress. ---
**Author:** ![Runestar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/74df32/32.png) [@Runestar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runestar)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/45 "2006-06-02T21:27:29Z")
Patti McGwire (McGuire??) from the famous “Jimmy Carter” Playboy interview issue in 1976 (November 1976, IIRC). Probably the first issue I ever got hold of - ‘liberated’ from a house where I was babysitting at the time. At work, so I can’t/daren’t search for any links. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/46 "2006-06-02T21:51:38Z")
Please be careful with the links, people. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/47 "2006-06-02T22:18:10Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > How times change. > > First, they didn’t show pubic hair. > > Then, they did. > > Now they don’t, because the models shave. > > Ah, progress. Actually, the numbers quoted aren’t entirely accurate anyway. First pubes in Playboy were Marguerite Empey’s back in '56. It’s one instance where Playboy itself is wrong on their own website. Yes, I can back this up. I have a scan of the picture somewhere–an absolutely terrifying underwater shot that looks like something out of Dagon. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/48 "2006-06-02T23:17:09Z")
> [@fanaticnyc](#): > > I love when celebs pose as centerfolds! The only problem is that the photographers always seem to have an insatiable need to be arty and shit for the celebrity pictorials. I’d rather they forgot about the black-and-white film and the distracting thematic stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/49 "2006-06-03T01:33:46Z")
Shannon Stewart. June 2000. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/50 "2006-06-03T02:04:23Z")
heffshappyhouse . blogspot . com/2006/02/centrefold-archive . html Here is a link to a centerfold archive. **It is safe**. You have to click again to get to the nekkid pictures. However they only have up to the '79 in there. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/51 "2006-06-03T03:32:14Z")
> [@Waverly](#): > > I hope this isn’t a hijack, but I realize that I can’t remember the names of some of my very favorites… I can only picture them. Imagine that. Gi-normous sparkly prizes for someone who can name: > -The blonde girl from some long cancelled sit-com in which she was the maid. One of her Playboy appearances includes her dusting in the nude. > > - Crazy eyebrow girl from Baywatch. Was she actually a centerfold? > - Caroline something… definitely a centerfold… maybe late ‘90’s or early ‘00’s. Long red hair, rather voluptuous, even for a centerfold, and freckles. For that last noe, 1971’s Willy Rey is my fave … she’s a voluptuous (even for a centerfold) redhead. Dunno about the freckles. Don’t care. She is about the hottest-looking babe ever. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/52 "2006-06-04T04:10:49Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > _slow golf clap_ > > I wholeheartedly encourage more female tales on this thread. Actually…screw this…maybe we should limit to only females… Heck, it could easily be argued that most of this thread is about nothing other than female tails! What? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/53 "2006-06-04T04:24:47Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > Heck, it could easily be argued that most of this thread is about nothing other than female tails! > What? This is me…not arguing. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/54 "2006-06-04T04:36:54Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > For that last noe, 1971’s Willy Rey is my fave … she’s a voluptuous (even for a centerfold) redhead. Dunno about the freckles. Don’t care. She is about the hottest-looking babe ever. Not bad. I was able to use wikipedia to figure out my 3rd forgotten favorite. Heather Carolin. I was wrong about the “Caroline”. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/55 "2006-06-04T04:48:36Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > This is me…not arguing. > > 🙂 Hmmm… naturally smart or just well trained? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/56 "2006-06-04T06:20:34Z")
Why, naturally smart, of course! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/57 "2006-06-04T06:21:50Z")
…he says, the flirtatious nature of the winking smiley in the previous post flying loudly over his head… ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/58 "2006-06-04T13:47:15Z")
Jamie Lynn (what-ever-her-last-name-is), the Penthouse Pet of the Year for 2005. Why, you may ask? Because yesterday her mother gave me and two friends copies of the issue where she was proclaimed the PoftheY. The mother was acting as maid of honor for a friend who was getting married and we had been invited. She had gotten the copies at the brides request and had her daughter sign them for us. Ms Hook had this to say, “Oh yeah, this is a marriage custom that’s going to catch on, giving out porn to the guests.” ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/59 "2006-06-04T14:18:47Z")
> [@SandyHook](#): > > Ms Hook had this to say, “Oh yeah, this is a marriage custom that’s going to catch on, giving out porn to the guests.” It might boost attendance… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/60 "2006-06-04T17:48:40Z")
Um. Getting married again soon? You may wanna just ditch the female, then re-bag her later in the week. Lather, rinse, repeat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978.md?page=4)