# Who's Your Favorite Centerfold?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 1, 2006, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978 "2006-06-01T03:47:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/61 "2006-06-04T22:28:35Z")

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I’d just like to drop in a vote for Amber Campisi, Miss February 2005. She’s a-one spicy meatball! 😃

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/62 "2006-06-04T22:52:00Z")

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Hm. Damn. That she is.

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**Author:** ![Polerius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d78d45/32.png) [@Polerius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polerius)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/63 "2006-06-04T23:55:23Z")

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I’m not sure if this is only supposed to be about Playboy, but if not, you guys should definitely Google “Keeley Hazell” (esp. an image search)

Sample: h t t p://dailyniner.com/keeleyhazell1.shtml

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/64 "2006-06-13T22:58:53Z")

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Another vote for Patti McGuire, Miss November 1976. Didn’t have to think two seconds about it.

For the past few years, all the centerfolds look like plastic dolls to me. Hairless, plastic dolls with hardware piercing the skin of their navels.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/65 "2006-06-14T13:18:41Z")

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> [@Polerius](#):
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> I’m not sure if this is only supposed to be about Playboy, but if not, you guys should definitely Google “Keeley Hazell” (esp. an image search)
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> Sample: h t t p://dailyniner.com/keeleyhazell1.shtml

Good lord. She looks about 12 from the neck up but with that body…oy.

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**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/66 "2006-06-14T13:31:44Z")

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Pam Anderson back in the day is my favorite. She was awesome.

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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/67 "2006-06-14T14:07:35Z")

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Until recently it was Rosanne Katon (September, 1976), ut now I would have to say it is Patricia Farinelli (December, 1981).

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/68 "2006-06-14T18:50:21Z")

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Wow. I honestly didn’t think I was going to post here. I was Sure that somebody else found Denise McConnell as hypnotizing as I did as a very young teen. She had brown hair, brown eyes and legs that seemed to go on forever. (I may hate the politicians from Texas and OK, but the women grow up darn pretty down that-a-ways)

_cough_

Course, I threw all that porn trash out when I got married.

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/69 "2006-06-14T19:18:10Z")

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[Austin Masters](http://www.menmagazine.com/images/photos/covers/M1099_cover.jpg) (shirtless man)

and [Hank Hightower](http://bearfantasy.com/images/tour/1/04.jpg) (shirtless man)

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**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/70 "2006-06-14T19:37:47Z")

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My first PM crush:

- Kimbery McArthur (Jan 1982)

Absolute favorite:

- Alesha Oreskovich (Jun 1993)

Other favorites (in no particular order):

- Becky DelosSantos (Apr 1994)
- Corinna Harney (Aug 1991, PMOY 1992)
- Tanya Beyer (Feb 1992)
- Cristy Thom (Feb 1991)
- Lindsey Vuolo (Sep 2001)
- Carrie Stevens (Jun 1997)

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/71 "2006-06-14T20:13:09Z")

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> [@What Exit?](#):
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> I found 1983’s Marianne Gravatte drop dead gorgeous when I was in High School. … The[re] was a very cute petite Playmate from around the same time with beautiful brown hair but I have forgotten her name long ago.

If 1987 is “about that time”, I believe you may be thinking of [Anna Clark](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Clark), all 5’1" and 98 pounds of her. (Sorry, no photo, as I’m on a public computer right now, and the first site that comes up on a search for her name appears to be NSFW.)

I’ll cast a vote for [Jennifer LeRoy,](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_LeRoy) and give a special (dishonorable, based on her recent alleged criminal activity) mention to [Jennifer Lyn Jackson](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Jackson), who graduated from my high school ten years after I did. Her mother worked at a music studio where my brother Mike took guitar lessons, and often told him that “you should see my daughter, she’s gorgeous.” When Jennifer’s centerfold hit the stores and mails, Mike was amazed to see that for once, a “proud mom” wasn’t overstating her daughter’s level of attractiveness!

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/72 "2006-06-14T21:04:28Z")

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Ah…I love petites.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/73 "2006-06-14T21:18:32Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> I’ll cast a vote for [Jennifer LeRoy,](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_LeRoy) and give a special (dishonorable, based on her recent alleged criminal activity)

I give up - what’d she (allegedly) do?

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**Author:** ![kurahee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f19dbf/32.png) [@kurahee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kurahee)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/74 "2006-06-15T01:25:26Z")

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My favs.

Miss February, 1978 – Janice Schmitt  
Miss November, 1976 Patti McGuire  
Miss October, 1979 – Ursula Buchfellner  
Miss April, 1976 – Denise Michelle  
Miss December, 1977 – Ashley Cox

I looked them up with \*\*zebra’s \*\* link. They are still babes.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/75 "2006-06-15T18:19:30Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> I give up - what’d she (allegedly) do?

According to Google, she either settled with the FTC for spamming millions of people or was appointed Chairman of the Board of the National Horse Show Association of America:

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> She is also an accomplished rider, competing coast-to-coast in the Adult Jumpers. When in her hometown of Manhattan, Ms. LeRoy rides four days a week

Some poor guy’s gonna need blister cream.

“No, Jennifer, No! Please, not again! Its sore, I tell you…!”

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/76 "2006-06-15T18:53:25Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> I give up - what’d she (allegedly) do?

He was talking about Jackson.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/77 "2006-06-15T19:24:03Z")

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> [@Snooooopy](#):
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> He was talking about Jackson.

Okay, upon a re-read, I can see that. So - what did she (allegedly) do?

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/78 "2006-06-15T19:25:25Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> Okay, upon a re-read, I can see that. So - what did she (allegedly) do?

Ah - Wikipedia is my friend…

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> In March 2005, Jennifer and an associate, Stephen Santa, were arrested in Ohio for receiving stolen property, stemming from the burglary of a house trailer. Power tools worth about $600.00 were taken from the trailer. At the time, Jennifer was living in a nearby trailer.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/79 "2006-06-15T19:31:21Z")

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I had a longtime crush on **Dorothy Stratten** , after seeing a photo spread of her while working as a summer camp counselor (not much to do after hours in the staff cabins other than check out dogeared copies of _Playboy_, you know). She was a beautiful, fresh-faced blonde who seemed girl-next-door friendly. Took my breath away.

Alas, her insanely jealous boyfriend shot her to death and then committed suicide, a tragic turn of events depicted in the movie _Star 80_.

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**Author:** ![lupine73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@lupine73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lupine73)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-favorite-centerfold/358978/80 "2006-06-15T19:42:08Z")

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Kelly Monaco (since long before Dancing With The Stars and Daytime Soaps - though she does make a nice “showing” in Idle Hands :-)); Anna Clark, Karin Taylor, Christy Thom and another from the 80s whose name completely escapes me right now.

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