# Who's your Papa? Latest Chick Abomination

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-papa-latest-chick-abomination/479653>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 3, 2009, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-papa-latest-chick-abomination/479653 "2009-01-03T01:29:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-papa-latest-chick-abomination/479653/81 "2009-01-10T19:53:54Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> How old is this guy? Chick tracts have been inserted under wiper blades for decades prior to the Interweb.

I recall from his official biography his birth year as 1924, and I believe his 85th birthday is coming up in April.

> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> Nah. Just wait three days. It’ll rise again.

Leave us not forget to throw in the inevitable crack about the Second Coming. 😉

> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> Based, IIRC, on the facts that
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> 1. Constantine, as emperor, held the title of [_Pontifex Maximus,_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontifex_maximus) which the popes later assumed;
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> 2. It was Constantine who called the [First Council of Nicaea](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Council_of_Nicaea) of 325 A.D. that put Christian doctrine in substantially the form still followed by Orthodox, Catholic, and (most) Protestant Christians.
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> Of course, the Bishop of Rome at that time was a different person, [Silvester I](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Sylvester_I) (who did not attend the Council but sent two legates).

Thank you for the historical background used in his twisted claim, and thank you for several other comments and jokes made on this thread. 😃

> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#):
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> I love you **True Blue Jack**. You bring joy and chick mockery into my life.

Of course, one cannot top a declaration of love in response to a thread. \>sniff!\<

– Thank you very much and thank you to all who have responded. 🙂

- “Jack”

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