# Who's Your Present Doper Crush? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 7, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307 "2009-12-07T12:19:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/21 "2009-12-07T22:26:25Z")
Maybe it’s just the lighting but [HazleNutCoffee](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/50664.html) really caught my eye in the doper picture gallery. Very pretty girl. ---
**Author:** ![Juggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/juggler/32/3194_2.png) [@Juggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juggler)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/22 "2009-12-07T22:39:25Z")
**Even Sven** She seems honest, humble (but not weak) and not afraid to try new things. I think she’s very cute but couldn’t really tell because of those [glasses](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/3338.html). ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/23 "2009-12-07T22:45:38Z")
I have a crush on **HazelNutCoffee** too! Mostly just because she’s right next to me on the new [SDMB Pictures site](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/gallery_home_1.html). ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/24 "2009-12-07T23:00:31Z")
> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#): > > I have a crush on **HazelNutCoffee** too! But… I thought you loved _you_! There’s even a book about it - maybe more than one. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/25 "2009-12-07T23:22:08Z")
And after looking at the photo gallery for the forst time, I can say that 95% of you do NOT look like how I imagined you. For example, **umop ap1sdn** is significantly more female than I expected. > [@Shakes](#): > > Maybe it’s just the lighting but [HazleNutCoffee](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/50664.html) really caught my eye in the doper picture gallery. Very pretty girl. _I’ve_ met **HNC** in person! ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/26 "2009-12-08T00:28:35Z")
> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#): > > I have a crush on **HazelNutCoffee** too! Mostly just because she’s right next to me on the new [SDMB Pictures site](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/gallery_home_1.html). I need only turn my head to see **ruadh** ’s lovely visage. And hands off **TheMerchandise** , everyone. (And I’m not just saying that for the pun of it.) ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/27 "2009-12-08T05:37:16Z")
My crushes tend to be based purely on physical characteristics. Or overwhelming geekiness (why, hello there Wil Wheaton, how are you? Still married? Damn. Oh look, there’s Weird Al! Oh, you’re still married too? Well damn.) So, **Antinor01**. ---
**Author:** ![Gleena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b3f665/32.png) [@Gleena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gleena)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/28 "2009-12-08T05:55:17Z")
Although I’m very married and thus this is in the realm of the hypothetical, I have my crush on **jjim** , cause I’m jealous of his travels. Plus, he seems a nice bloke. And Sampiro, even though he doesn’t swing that way, because he clearly has met my Southern relatives at some point and claimed them as his own. My same sex purely platonic Doper crushes are\*\* MeanOldLady\*\* and\*\* Nzinga, Seated \*\*cause they generally say what I’m thinking, and owing to the time difference, usually first. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/29 "2009-12-08T06:11:47Z")
The lady in question knows who she is.😃 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/30 "2009-12-08T06:15:18Z")
I’ve had a few crushes now and then, but I just came across [Markxxx](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/509.html)’s photo, and . . . \*OMFG! \* ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/31 "2009-12-08T06:40:49Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > And after looking at the photo gallery for the forst time, I can say that 95% of you do NOT look like how I imagined you. For example, **umop ap1sdn** is significantly more female than I expected._I’ve_ met **HNC** in person! Phbbt!! So. I totally made out with her in the back seat of my Lamborghini, parked in the driveway of my big giant mansion, one time. (Bonus points if you get why this is funny) ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/32 "2009-12-08T06:52:46Z")
**[Rushgeekgirl](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/8488.html)**. Her hair makes her look like she’d be a lot of fun. To hang out with\*, pervs. And her glasses, just dayum, add that little extra something to push her attractiveness into the unbearable range instead of just “she’s not bad”. \*Probably in bed also. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/33 "2009-12-08T07:14:06Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > Phbbt!! So. I totally made out with her in the back seat of my Lamborghini, parked in the driveway of my big giant mansion, one time. > > (Bonus points if you get why this is funny) A Lamborghini doesn’t have a back seat. How many points? ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/34 "2009-12-08T07:54:51Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > I need only turn my head to see **ruadh** ’s lovely visage. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Aghris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/35 "2009-12-08T15:32:07Z")
Ever since seeing a picture of **imapunha** on these boards several years ago, I had an instant crush. I’m not even sure if he comes here anymore, but he’s impressed me enough to want to see him in any gay/bi thread. ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/36 "2009-12-08T17:47:32Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > I’m a broad, and I don’t fuck around. This “striking” business is subjective. “Broad” = “not Kate Moss”? Just checking. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/37 "2009-12-08T17:53:08Z")
If I told you then you would know and what’s the point of that? Cause I so know you would tell. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/38 "2009-12-08T18:00:10Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > I need only turn my head to see **ruadh** ’s lovely visage. Away now, I had a crush on her but nine years ago now. Has it really been that long since **ruadh** and I playfully needled each other about Scottish football teams and '90’s Britpop? Time flies so much. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/39 "2009-12-08T21:54:51Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > A Lamborghini doesn’t have a back seat. > > How many points? 33 ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/40 "2009-12-08T21:57:42Z")
> [@stuthehistoryguy](#): > > “Broad” = “not Kate Moss”? > > Just checking. I am not, in fact, Kate Moss. By “broad” I simply meant that I am a dame. I was making no reference to skinniness, or lack thereof. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307.md?page=3)