# Who's Your Present Doper Crush? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 7, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307 "2009-12-07T12:19:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/41 "2009-12-08T22:22:31Z")
(advertisement) I hope the OP won’t mind me mentioning this, but you are all encouraged to send in pictures for the SDMB picture gallery. See MPSIMS thread, currently made a sticky at the top of the forum. (end advertisement) ---
**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/42 "2009-12-08T22:25:02Z")
Purely platonic crushes on **MeanOldLady** , **Freudian Slit** , and **olivesmarch4th**. Whenever I see their names in threads where I want to bang my head against a wall, I always think “ohohoho, THIS should be good.” Not that other posters in those threads don’t post perfectly sound, reasonable responses, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/43 "2009-12-08T22:47:28Z")
I’ve always had a thing for **Sleeps With Butterflies** But now **Shot From Guns** is on the list. AND I’ve made contact…AND I probably scare her… ---
**Author:** ![Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicolas_Bourbaki)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/44 "2009-12-09T04:51:40Z")
I was more than a little bummed out when **Malleus** said she didn’t like dudes. If mentioning more than one person doesn’t make me a cad, **Silver Tyger Girl** is pretty cute. ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/45 "2009-12-09T05:13:47Z")
I’ve got the hots for any guy who can make me laugh hysterically, so… **Sampiro**. I think it could totally work…if he weren’t twice my age…and gay…and living in a different state a few hundred miles away. People can work these things out, right? Right? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/46 "2009-12-09T05:17:14Z")
> [@Stauderhorse](#): > > I’ve got the hots for any guy who can make me laugh hysterically… :: makes mental note to locate sense of humour :: :: I think it’s here on top of the bookshelves :: ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/47 "2009-12-09T05:28:49Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > But now **Shot From Guns** is on the list. AND I’ve made contact…AND I probably scare her… A duel, I say a _/duel_, suh! ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/48 "2009-12-09T05:44:44Z")
**nyeaceaeaceta scanandnadiadaica.** ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/49 "2009-12-09T06:34:05Z")
> [@Bosstone](#): > > A duel, I say a _/duel_, suh! ::Joe from Family Guy:: BRING IT OOOONNNNN!!! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/50 "2009-12-09T07:58:13Z")
> [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](#): > > I was more than a little bummed out when **Malleus** said she didn’t like dudes. > If mentioning more than one person doesn’t make me a cad, **Silver Tyger Girl** is pretty cute. Why thanks! ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/51 "2009-12-09T10:15:22Z")
> [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > But… I thought you loved _you_! There’s even a book about it - maybe more than one. How am I ever gonna get **Hazel** to fall for me if I don’t love myself? Confidence, man! Chicks dig it! 😉 PS–don’t worry too much **Hazel** , I don’t actually have a genuine Doper Crush on you. You are rather cute, however, and I have found your posts worthwhile. ---
**Author:** ![Radegast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c4cdca/32.png) [@Radegast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Radegast)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/52 "2009-12-09T12:02:03Z")
> [@Arnold\_Winkelried](#): > > (advertisement) > I hope the OP won’t mind me mentioning this, but you are all encouraged to send in pictures for the SDMB picture gallery. > See MPSIMS thread, currently made a sticky at the top of the forum. > (end advertisement) Thanks for posting this. I don’t mind at all. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/53 "2009-12-09T16:46:40Z")
You know, prior to reading this thread, it hadn’t really occurred to me to have “doper crushes.” I mean, there are certain posters I really like to read, so in a non-sexual, “I’m intrigued by you” sort of way, I guess I would have to say **Scylla, Skald the Rhymer** and **Malleus, Incus, Stapes!** ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/54 "2009-12-09T22:11:06Z")
I’ve had a sort of crush on Sunspace ever since someone suggested we meet up. Well we’re over 3000 kms away so that isn’t going to happen. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/55 "2009-12-09T22:53:45Z")
Let’s just say my current crush is mod-o-licious. 😛 And I ain’t sayin’ nothin’ else. ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/56 "2009-12-11T01:21:24Z")
Anne Neville would be mine. Though, to be reasonable about it, for all I know that is a pen name for Sebastian Cabot. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/57 "2009-12-11T01:38:00Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > A Lamborghini doesn’t have a back seat. > > How many points? > [@Shakes](#): > > 33 And how many do I get if I point out that some Lamborginis did have a [back seat](http://felipebitu.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lamborghini_espada_2300.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/58 "2009-12-11T06:28:48Z")
For those on the first page asking about what MeanOldLady looks like, here’s a post in the Halloween picture thread with a [link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11737558&postcount=30) to a picture of her. And oh yes, she’s hot. Anyway, I pick her, olivesmarch4th, and Nava. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/59 "2009-12-11T12:33:32Z")
My Doper crushes are people I’ve actually met in real life, so I’m going to have to stay mysteriously quiet on this one. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/60 "2009-12-12T00:49:45Z")
I’m too damned tired to have a crush on someone. Someone used to have a crush on me, but I see that she’s moved on… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307.md?page=4)