# Who's Your Present Doper Crush? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 7, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307 "2009-12-07T12:19:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/61 "2009-12-12T01:06:49Z")
> [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](#): > > I’m too damned tired to have a crush on someone. Someone used to have a crush on me, but I see that she’s moved on… Not true. You’ve just been elevated beyond ‘crush’ level to something more permanent. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/62 "2009-12-12T01:46:57Z")
> [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > I’ve had a sort of crush on Sunspace ever since someone suggested we meet up. Well we’re over 3000 kms away so that isn’t going to happen. Well, I _am_ going to Japan next year… and I think that involves passing over the west coast in some fashion… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/63 "2009-12-12T03:53:57Z")
Two pages in and no mention of me yet? I need to start posting here more… I used to have a secret crush on that “Ask the student at the all-female boarding school” girl. I think her name was **Merla** , but it’s been years since she posted and I can’t find her account now. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/64 "2009-12-15T05:54:45Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > I totally made out with her in the back seat of my Lamborghini, parked in the driveway of my big giant mansion, one time. That’s impossible - I’ve only made out with my current Doper crush\* and one other woman. 😛 (\*none other than the lovely **dragoncat**. 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/65 "2009-12-15T06:00:53Z")
It’s always been **Nzinga Seated** , and someone else in this thread but I don’t want to embarrass her. ---
**Author:** ![dragoncat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@dragoncat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragoncat)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/66 "2009-12-15T06:01:52Z")
Wow … my reputation precedes me. Thank you sweetie! And can I just add that **umop ap1sdn** is a **total** girly girl. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/67 "2009-12-15T06:11:55Z")
> [@dragoncat](#): > > Wow … my reputation precedes me. Thank you sweetie! 😉 > [@](#): > > And can I just add that **umop ap1sdn** is a **total** girly girl. It’s true, it’s true! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LilGypsyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilGypsyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilGypsyGirl)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/68 "2009-12-18T03:04:16Z")
Is a list obnoxious?? 😛 So here’s my Doper Crush List (in no particular order - actually, probably alphabetical, since I’m scanning through the gallery _ahem_). ANYWAY - here’s MY Doper Crush list: \*\*ArgentTowers Black Rabbit Casey1505 cmyk cubsfan Eonwe Half Man Half Wit Hoopy Frood I Love Me, Vol. 1 Philster Really Not All That Bright Robardin Robot Arm tdn \*\* Sooo - sorry if I screwed up any formatting of usernames or whatnot - I was scribbling as I was scrolling through the Doper Gallery. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/69 "2009-12-18T03:32:32Z")
My Doper crushes tend to be the guys who can make me laugh. **Sampiro** , **Skald** , **Silenus** , \*\*Hal Briston \*\*, **Rick** and my most current one, **Oakminster**. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/70 "2009-12-18T04:14:29Z")
> [@LilGypsyGirl](#): > > Is a list obnoxious?? 😛 > > So here’s my Doper Crush List (in no particular order - actually, probably alphabetical, since I’m scanning through the gallery _ahem_). ANYWAY - here’s MY Doper Crush list: > > \*\*ArgentTowers > Black Rabbit > Casey1505 > cmyk > cubsfan > Eonwe > Half Man Half Wit > Hoopy Frood > I Love Me, Vol. 1 > Philster > Really Not All That Bright > Robardin > Robot Arm > tdn > \*\* > Sooo - sorry if I screwed up any formatting of usernames or whatnot - I was scribbling as I was scrolling through the Doper Gallery. > > 😃 You have chosen… wisely. ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/71 "2009-12-18T05:44:30Z")
I’ve always had a crush on **Diosa** and I doubt she minds being mentioned. She’s obviously a popular crush. I’ve also had crushes on a few other Doper women… and I will not mention them, because they may not want to be mentioned here. Suffice it to say, a good many Doper women are hot commodities. Hot in a physical sense, and hot in a cerebral sense. Sometimes both. Actually, I cant think of a Doper female that fails any test. Unless she loooves Twilight, then I might have to backpedal for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/72 "2009-12-18T13:16:49Z")
I have a crush on any doper that as ever used the letter **A** in their posts. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/73 "2009-12-18T14:14:48Z")
Aaaaaaaawwww! That’s awesome, and you are adorable also. ---
**Author:** ![LilGypsyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilGypsyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilGypsyGirl)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/74 "2009-12-18T15:56:11Z")
> [@olivesmarch4th](#): > > You have chosen… wisely. I thought so, too, **Olive.** Indeed. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/75 "2009-12-18T16:00:57Z")
Hey, I’m flattered! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/76 "2009-12-18T16:05:31Z")
I’ve always had a huge crush on **Scotticher** ’s heart. She’s really good lookin’ too which makes it all the less difficult. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Bith\_Shuffle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Bith\_Shuffle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Bith_Shuffle)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/77 "2009-12-18T16:18:53Z")
Looking through SDMB Portrait Gallery, I had to stop to look at **Heart of Dorkness**. Taken in Buenos Aires! **sigh** - perfect… Uh, hey baby, you like undergraduates? I’m president of the chess club! I can sort of juggle! I can brew good coffee! I have several episodes of the X-Files in videotape! I know a good Thai restaurant! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/78 "2009-12-18T16:20:30Z")
> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#): > > I have a crush on any doper that as ever used the letter **A** in their posts. Eh? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/79 "2009-12-18T17:08:21Z")
> [@LilGypsyGirl](#): > > I thought so, too, **Olive.** Indeed. 😛 You have chosen… randomly. 😉 Well, except for all the other people you picked. Anyway, you’re not allowed to comment on the photo gallery until you’re in it. Tsk. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/80 "2009-12-18T17:40:20Z")
> [@LilGypsyGirl](#): > > Is a list obnoxious?? 😛 > > So here’s my Doper Crush List (in no particular order - actually, probably alphabetical, since I’m scanning through the gallery _ahem_). ANYWAY - here’s MY Doper Crush list: > > \*\*ArgentTowers > Black Rabbit > Casey1505 > cmyk > cubsfan > Eonwe > Half Man Half Wit > Hoopy Frood > I Love Me, Vol. 1 > Philster > Really Not All That Bright > Robardin > Robot Arm > tdn > \*\* > Sooo - sorry if I screwed up any formatting of usernames or whatnot - I was scribbling as I was scrolling through the Doper Gallery. > > 😃 Aww, shucks. I think I’m blushing. Hey, is a married guy allowed to have a perfectly platonic crush? OK, fine! I cave… Let’s just say, **olive’s** husband is a very lucky man. 😛 But really, it’s not my fault! What mortal man can resist her charm? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307.md?page=5)