# Who's Your Present Doper Crush? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 7, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307 "2009-12-07T12:19:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/81 "2009-12-18T18:08:30Z")
All I can say is JJimm is very lucky (or unlucky???) that I already have a perfect husband and live on another continent and don’t own a boat, because I have never laughed so hard as when I’m reading his posts. The two times here I laughed so hard that I cried, they were his posts: [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11785132&postcount=23), and [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11741606&postcount=8). And he can cook (except for rice, but I own a rice cooker). Too bad he’s a smoker. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/82 "2009-12-18T18:53:56Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > All I can say is JJimm is very lucky (or unlucky???) that I already have a perfect husband and live on another continent and don’t own a boat, because I have never laughed so hard as when I’m reading his posts. The two times here I laughed so hard that I cried, they were his posts: [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11785132&postcount=23), and [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11741606&postcount=8). And he can cook (except for rice, but I own a rice cooker). Too bad he’s a smoker. Wow. I’m a straight male, and suddenly _I_ want to have his babies too. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/83 "2009-12-18T23:03:16Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Aww, shucks. I think I’m blushing. > > Hey, is a married guy allowed to have a perfectly platonic crush? > > OK, fine! I cave… > > Let’s just say, **olive’s** husband is a very lucky man. 😛 > > But really, it’s not my fault! What mortal man can resist her charm? Ok, fine. It’s you. We’ll just keep this on the D-L. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/84 "2009-12-19T01:42:06Z")
I wanted to be sure and let you all know that while I’m not wearing much of anything in the full-size version of the photo I submitted, I cropped it tight only because I didn’t want to put **Markxxx** to shame. (Yeah right!!! Maybe if I did just 3 more pull-ups and 7 more crunches… yeah… that’s it!!! :D) In all seriousness, the main reason I posted was simply to keep this thread going. I hope that the more this thread is opened and responded to, the more pictures will end up on **Arnold’s** excellent SDMB picture site. I think it’s a really cool idea! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/85 "2009-12-19T02:04:57Z")
> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#): > > I wanted to be sure and let you all know that while I’m not wearing much of anything in the full-size version of the photo I submitted, I cropped it tight only because I didn’t want to put **Markxxx** to shame. > > (Yeah right!!! Maybe if I did just 3 more pull-ups and 7 more crunches… yeah… that’s it!!! :D) > > In all seriousness, the main reason I posted was simply to keep this thread going. I hope that the more this thread is opened and responded to, the more pictures will end up on **Arnold’s** excellent SDMB picture site. I think it’s a really cool idea! Your persistence paid off. I just submitted two photos. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/86 "2009-12-19T02:24:21Z")
> [@missred](#): > > My Doper crushes tend to be the guys who can make me laugh. **Sampiro** , **Skald** , **Silenus** , \*\*Hal Briston \*\*, **Rick** and my most current one, **Oakminster**. Wowza. I dunno that anyone has ever had a crush on me. Wanting to see me crushed, yes. Having a crush, no. Thanks, **Missred**. [Rooster Cogburn] Well, come see a fat old man some time! [jumps the fence and rides away] [/Rooster Cogburn] :D:cool:😉 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/87 "2009-12-19T02:32:39Z")
What he said. ---
**Author:** ![LilGypsyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilGypsyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilGypsyGirl)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/88 "2009-12-19T04:15:51Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > You have chosen… randomly. 😉 Well, except for all the other people you picked. > > Anyway, you’re not allowed to comment on the photo gallery until you’re in it. Tsk. I sent pics to Arnold last nite, so they should be up posthaste. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/89 "2009-12-19T16:06:01Z")
> [@olivesmarch4th](#): > > Ok, fine. It’s you. We’ll just keep this on the D-L. 😉 Are you kidding? I’m already singing it from every mountain top in Michigan. Hrmmm. D’aaalright, on the D-L it is. But only cause Michigan doesn’t have any mountains. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/90 "2009-12-19T17:50:05Z")
Alright, due to this thread, I have submitted a photo finally. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/91 "2009-12-19T19:51:53Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Wowza. I dunno that anyone has ever had a crush on me. Wanting to see me crushed, yes. Having a crush, no. > > Thanks, **Missred**. > [Rooster Cogburn] Well, come see a fat old man some time! > > [jumps the fence and rides away] > > [/Rooster Cogburn] > > :D:cool:😉 But are you saying that with an eyepatch on? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![alexandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@alexandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alexandra)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/92 "2009-12-19T20:55:56Z")
MeanOldLady. Hot and an awesome poster. ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/93 "2009-12-19T22:11:38Z")
Gaw, **MeanOldLady** is an attractive woman. I didn’t imagine that from the username. I’m also fond of **I Love Me, Vol. I** ’s picture. ---
**Author:** ![infinitii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e8c25b/32.png) [@infinitii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/infinitii)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/94 "2009-12-19T22:29:22Z")
I don’t even know if this person is a male or a female, but **jordanr2** , in only a small number of posts, has led me to develop a little crush. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2009, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/95 "2009-12-19T23:27:00Z")
> [@missred](#): > > But are you saying that with an eyepatch on? 😛 I…could be. :p;) ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/96 "2009-12-20T00:58:47Z")
ok, so I’ve never seen [Red Skeezik’s](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/72601.html) posts before. After seeing that picture, though, I think I’ll have to do a search. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/97 "2009-12-20T02:01:28Z")
I’m crushless at the moment, both on the boards and in real life, but I wouldn’t mind seeing more pictures of **picker** on the photo page. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/98 "2009-12-20T11:03:29Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > I…could be. > :p;) Add whiskey, horse, scraggly cat and firearms and I’d say you have True Grit! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2009, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/99 "2009-12-20T23:18:08Z")
**Anaamika** seems to be uncommonly cool. I think I remember that she, like me, is nicely married, so there’s no stalking worries. From the picture, I can see that **Mean Old Lady** is not Amino Hag! ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/100 "2009-12-21T02:42:05Z")
> [@missred](#): > > Add whiskey, horse, scraggly cat and firearms and I’d say you have True Grit! 😛 No horse, and lost the cat earlier this year. Do have Instant Grits, though. 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307.md?page=6)