# Who's Your Present Doper Crush?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 7, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307 "2009-12-07T12:19:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2009, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/101 "2009-12-21T22:29:18Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> No horse, and lost the cat earlier this year. Do have Instant Grits, though.  
> 🆒

But you still have the whiskey and firearms, right? 🆒

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**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/102 "2009-12-22T04:12:41Z")

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Okay, I think that **Stealth Potato** , **rex goliath** , and **robardin** are cute, also and **Stranger on a Train** always reminds me of a song by Lovage. **Philster** , you have a very pretty fiancee. **Jose Arcadio** has the funniest picture next to **Moirai**.

That’s all I’ve got for now!

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2009, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-present-doper-crush/520307/103 "2009-12-22T05:28:02Z")

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> [@missred](#):
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> But you still have the whiskey and firearms, right? 🆒

Why yes ma’am, I do. 🆒

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