# Who's your SO's celebrity crush? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 12, 2009, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969 "2009-12-12T05:01:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr\_Buttons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@Mr\_Buttons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Buttons)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/1 "2009-12-12T05:01:08Z")
We’ve all been there before, at the bar, on a couch, or watching TV, when the SO pipes in: **Female:** He gets me so hot, if I got him alone in a room and you weren’t there, oh my god the things I’d do to/teach him. **Male: Uhh… yeah. Good to know** Then makes a mental note to always suggest that actor’s movie during Movie Night when he’s looking to get some. or the other, more common version: **Male:** Man, I’d do her anytime, anywhere. **Female:** Uh huh. :rolleyes: Then makes no mental note at all So what’s your SO’s Hollywood crush? Personally, if the Mrs. ever meet [Jason Statham](http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/jason-statham.jpg), I’m going to have to immediately escort her at least 1000 yds away from the premises ASAP. Otherwise, it’s likely her clothes will be on the ground and she’ll be charging/jumping him, pre-humping the air before she even landed and tackled him to the ground. Feel free to link to pics. We could all use some more sexy celebrity pics to brighten our day. ETA: Gah! The title should’ve been **WHO** , I guess that’s why I’m not a Jeopardy champ… ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/2 "2009-12-12T05:04:32Z")
My wife has several: Johnny Depp [http://bloggledygook.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/johnny-depp.jpeg](http://bloggledygook.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/johnny-depp.jpeg) Jensen Ackles (Dean on “Supernatural”) [http://sdvanaleigh.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/jensen\_ackles\_.jpg](http://sdvanaleigh.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/jensen_ackles_.jpg) Hugh Jackman [http://geektyrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hugh\_jackman.jpg](http://geektyrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hugh_jackman.jpg) Note: I might well be willing to play for the other team if Hugh Jackman were involved. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/3 "2009-12-12T05:11:25Z")
She’s Korean and digs [Big Bang](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Big_Bang_In_Thailand.JPG), especially the sulky one with the white cap with nails in it. ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/4 "2009-12-12T05:33:50Z")
Flo from the Progressive commercials. [Cyndi lauper](http://www.gaygameschicago.org/images/Sports/2006-05-24/CyndiLauperRedPhoto.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/5 "2009-12-12T05:48:21Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > My wife has several: > > Johnny Depp [Bloggledygook: Image](http://bloggledygook.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/johnny-depp.jpeg) > Jensen Ackles (Dean on “Supernatural”) [http://sdvanaleigh.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/jensen\_ackles\_.jpg](http://sdvanaleigh.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/jensen_ackles_.jpg) > Hugh Jackman [http://geektyrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hugh\_jackman.jpg](http://geektyrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hugh_jackman.jpg) Are you married to my girlfriend? She’s in love with all three. In fact, her current Facebook profile picture is her with Hugh Jackman, whom she met in November. She glowed for days. ---
**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/6 "2009-12-12T06:08:08Z")
My boyfriend has a man-crush on [Anthony Bourdain.](http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/10/08-15/anothony-bourdain.jpg) Absolutely idolizes him. ---
**Author:** ![Cullain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cullain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cullain)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/7 "2009-12-12T06:32:02Z")
Josh Holloway, Sawyer from lost. We will never vacation in Hawaii… ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/8 "2009-12-12T08:26:04Z")
Pauley Perrette - Abby from NCIS. It’s ok because I have a total crush on Sean Murray (McGee). ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/9 "2009-12-12T08:34:29Z")
Paul Rudd and Trent Reznor. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/10 "2009-12-12T08:37:24Z")
> [@congodwarf](#): > > Pauley Perrette - Abby from NCIS. It’s ok because I have a total crush on Sean Murray (McGee). Awww, that’s sweet. A chick who finds McGee sexy and a guy who finds Abby sexy are TOTALLY meant for each other! ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/11 "2009-12-12T09:01:05Z")
Off the top of my head? In no particular order: Colin Firth Robert Downey Junior Daniel Craig Allan Rickman Hugh Jackman Michael Chabon Rupert Everett Neil Gaiman Paul MacCartney Chris Isaac Stephen Fry. (OK, so my wife walked in on me while I was making the list and had me add a few names. I mean, Stephen Fry? _Really_?) ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/12 "2009-12-12T09:26:04Z")
The one I can think of off the top of my head is Anderson Cooper. I know there are a few others, but right now I’m drawing a blank. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/13 "2009-12-12T14:23:36Z")
Drew Carrey. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/14 "2009-12-12T14:31:59Z")
First and foremost, George Clooney. The Carrel/stewart/Colbert trifecta comes a distant second. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/15 "2009-12-12T14:51:16Z")
My wife raves to me about Bono, Sting and Richard Gere. I rave to her about… no one! I’m not crazy! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/16 "2009-12-12T15:16:23Z")
During this last season of _Dancing with the Stars_, my girlfriend made no secret of the fact that she wouldn’t mind a little alone time with Donny Osmond. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/17 "2009-12-12T15:21:07Z")
The chick who sings the theme song for Monday Night Football – Faith Hill? He drools over that short dress and those thigh-high boots. His crushes are performance-specific – Charlize Theron in the big ape movie and Nicole Kidman in Dead Calm. ---
**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/18 "2009-12-12T15:24:10Z")
Natalie Portman Monica Belluci Scarlett Johanssen Jennifer Garner Regine Chassagne (of Arcade Fire) Cindy Crawford ---
**Author:** ![Tess\_Trueheart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Tess\_Trueheart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tess_Trueheart)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/19 "2009-12-12T15:41:19Z")
For **Darth Sensitive,** Kari Byron is the clear winner. Also ran: The blonde girl Cylon from BSG (sorry, don’t watch and don’t know the name). Carrie Underwood. Shakira. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/20 "2009-12-12T17:08:52Z")
> [@AuntiePam](#): > > His crushes are performance-specific – Charlize Theron in the big ape movie… Naomi Watts? Excellent taste; bad memory. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969.md?page=2)