# Who's your SO's celebrity crush? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 12, 2009, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969 "2009-12-12T05:01:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RockJonny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ea924/32.png) [@RockJonny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RockJonny)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/41 "2009-12-14T08:56:30Z")
I wish my boyfriend had a good enough attention span to focus on one person long enough to develop a crush. Instead he just gets fixated on whatever twink of the week he’s been watching in porn lately - and he watches quite a lot of porn. Sometimes it’s hard to keep up - Brent Corrigan, Dillon Samuels, Sammy Case, and it goes on and on till he is \*literally \*google searching **guy in the yellow and black striped shirt** (his google fu is as awesome as his attention span.) Maybe it would piss me off if I didn’t find it so hillarious. ---
**Author:** ![GoodOmens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@GoodOmens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoodOmens)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/42 "2009-12-14T12:48:31Z")
My wife digs Glen Phillips (singer, formally of Toad the Wet Sprocket), John Hamm, and Hugh Jackman. Oh, and Kyle Chandler. Fortunately, I look a lot like Glen. Not at all like John and Hugh…well, except for the retractable claws. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/43 "2009-12-14T13:28:01Z")
Mr. new has strong-armed me into agreeing that if Halle Berry ever comes to our door looking for him, he’s allowed to do whatever he wants, marriage vows notwithstanding. 😉 I, of course, agreed readily because, the odds of that happening. . . ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/44 "2009-12-14T22:02:01Z")
My wife’s exception to the marriage vows is Richard Hammond, of Top Gear fame. Yes, my wife has the hots for the Hamster. (Mind you, he _is_ cute) Mine? Briefly, it was Megan Fox - then I saw a bit more of her, and now I can’t stand her. Another vote for Pauley Perrette, perhaps. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/45 "2009-12-14T22:06:09Z")
My wife loves Alec Baldwin and Kiefer Sutherland, in particular. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/46 "2009-12-14T22:09:04Z")
> [@galen\_ubal](#): > > Yes, my wife has the hots for the Hamster. (Mind you, he _is_ cute) And, you can carry him in your pocket. 😉 Of course, the same can be said for one of **my** crushes, Kristin Chenoweth (all of 4’ 11"). ---
**Author:** ![PaleAndTragic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3be4f8/32.png) [@PaleAndTragic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaleAndTragic)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/47 "2009-12-15T02:37:21Z")
I have already told my husband that if Nathan Fillion ever shows up lost on our doorstep, all bets are off ; ) ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/48 "2009-12-15T03:01:19Z")
Sean Connery ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/49 "2009-12-15T14:18:00Z")
Diane Lane. ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/50 "2009-12-15T14:48:30Z")
Shia LeBouf. Yeah, I know…:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/51 "2009-12-15T15:09:40Z")
Let’s see. In no particular order, I’ve heard him drool over: Valerie Bertinelli Emma Watson (Hermione Grainger in the Harry Potter films) Jewel Staite (Kaylie in _Firefly_) Rachel McAdams (in the upcoming _Sherlock Holmes_ movie) He’s a guy who is very appreciative of the female form. This list is a very slim stab at his crushes, I’m sure. I used to get a little jealous to hear him talk so openly about how hot other women were but heck, I think they’re hot too - so how can I judge? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/52 "2009-12-15T21:40:24Z")
My husband is currently very into [this cute young lady](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mf7cQfhJSA). I think it’s adorable. He’s also super into Kari Byron, she has even broken through his “pregnant ladies are somewhat creepy” thing. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/53 "2009-12-15T22:37:46Z")
> [@PaleAndTragic](#): > > I have already told my husband that if Nathan Fillion ever shows up lost on our doorstep, all bets are off ; ) As long as Jewel Staite is standing behind him, rolling her eyes at his inability to follow directions! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/54 "2009-12-16T01:24:52Z")
My ex liked Michelle Pfeiffer, especially the Michelle in Wolf. . She actually looks a lot like \*his \*ex-girlfriend. My husband doesn’t have a celebrity crush. I asked him about a fav porn star, but also nothing. He just likes full figured women with broad hips, and there are few full figured big-hipped celebs out there. ---
**Author:** ![BomTek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bomtek/32/21364_2.png) [@BomTek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BomTek)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/55 "2009-12-16T22:22:19Z")
> [@Lethal\_Babydoll](#): > > I’m blessed to be married to a woman who loves football. > > But, man, if I ever again have to hear how cute, funny and manly **Petyon Manning** is … Mrs. BomTek’s biggest celebrity crush is Peyton as well, but I don’t get annoyed by it. She’s totally allowed to sleep with him if she ever gets the chance. I’d like season tickets out of the deal, but they’re not required. I also don’t mind if she crushes on Chris Meloni of _L&O:SVU_, John Corbett of _S&tC_, and Bobby Flay, among others. 🙂 She’s allowed to sleep with any celebrity she wants, but she can only sleep with one, and only once. She’ll hold out for Peyton. Some of mine are Mariska Hargitay, Kari Byron, and Padma Lakshmi, but there are others. I’ve got the same “cheat with one celebrity once” coupon, but I can’t decide who I’d hold out for above all others. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/56 "2009-12-17T02:22:25Z")
Jim’s celebrity crush is Nigella Lawson. He likes a woman with a little meat on her bones who enjoys eating (and I don’t think he’d mind if she cooked for him, either). ---
**Author:** ![CJJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecc23a/32.png) [@CJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CJJ)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/57 "2009-12-17T03:50:33Z")
My wife likes Don Draper, but not necessarily Jon Hamm. No, it doesn’t make sense to me either. Mine are pretty straight-up: Scarlett Johannsen is my Ginger, Reese Witherspoion is my Maryann…and as my wife points out, most men will say they want Mayann, but they almost always go for Ginger. ---
**Author:** ![CircleofWillis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@CircleofWillis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CircleofWillis)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/58 "2009-12-17T04:03:07Z")
My girl’s is Dave Matthews… That’s her one free pass. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/59 "2009-12-17T14:50:48Z")
The only two that my wife ever mentioned were Tom Selleck (for his looks) and James Earl Jones (for his voice). ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969/60 "2009-12-17T17:50:05Z")
Mrs. Torque likes [Mike Rowe](http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/dirtyjobs/bio/bio.html). Actually, “like” might not be a sufficiently strong word. She looks at him like a lion looks at a wounded zebra. Before that, it was [Andy Garcia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Garc%C3%ADa). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-sos-celebrity-crush/520969.md?page=4)