# Who's your spam from?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 9, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690 "2003-06-09T18:34:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690/1 "2003-06-09T18:34:19Z")

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This inspired by a Ms. Althea Ouellette, who just offered me “Discreet Packaging i i rrw g e h”.

Now, Bob and Colin are regular visitors to my inbox, but Althea’s a new face (welcome, Althea!). I’m always entertained by spam senders’ names, because I assume they’re phony, but some (like Althea’s) are mighty creative.  
Anyone else want to share the name of your spammer?

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690/2 "2003-06-09T18:51:27Z")

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Aww I emptied the spam from my deleted folder this morning but I do have:

Estela Parson and Arlene C. Manning and not 1 but 3 offers from ‘Corvette offer from OfferVenue’

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690/3 "2003-06-09T18:52:16Z")

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From today:

broderick  
Allison Sanders  
Jared Murray  
Andrea  
lila

I like the new trick they’re using by sending you an email from yourself, e.g. I’ll get an email from [Bruce\_Daddy@spammerwebsite.com](mailto:Bruce_Daddy@spammerwebsite.com)

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**Author:** ![Pergau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7c8e57/32.png) [@Pergau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pergau)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690/4 "2003-06-09T19:33:29Z")

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Farm Girls, always Farm Girls.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690/5 "2003-06-09T20:20:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by tanookie \*  
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> Estela Parson and Arlene C. Manning and not 1 but 3 offers from ‘Corvette offer from OfferVenue’ \*\*

Hey **tanookie**! I get spam from Estela, too. I can’t remember all of the names, but that one I do recall.

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690/6 "2003-06-09T20:28:17Z")

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Since last posting I can add:

Vivien, Terrance Kim, and Ian Sparks.

Hi Duke 🙂 Small world!

What really amazes me is that with a simple cream I can become a hermaphrodite overnight!!!

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690/7 "2003-06-09T20:40:59Z")

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Hormel…

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**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690/8 "2003-06-09T20:49:08Z")

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Vanessa  
Service Update  
[Nodirection.com](http://Nodirection.com)  
bkorb@ [cus.cam.ac.uk](http://cus.cam.ac.uk)  
Julia  
Daily Mortgage Newsletter  
anhonestmanforu34847@ [australiamail.com](http://australiamail.com)  
Copied and pasted directly from my Yahoo bulk folder. The last one was “Get rid of Junk mail for good!”

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690/9 "2003-06-09T22:34:31Z")

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Just this morning:

Jenismoist

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Necromancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac91a4/32.png) [@Necromancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necromancer)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690/10 "2003-06-10T00:57:59Z")

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I don’t have any spam in my inbox. Dammit, I feel unloved.

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**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690/11 "2003-06-10T02:57:21Z")

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I didn’t get any spam today, but for some reason most of what I’ve gotten in the last few months has been asking me whether I want my septic tank cleaned. Can’t remember the name though.

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690/12 "2003-06-10T03:06:57Z")

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My spam is from nobody. 😃

Lots of love,  
neuroman

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690/13 "2003-06-10T11:11:17Z")

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In my inbox today

**Springboard Resources  
buyer @ [globalmarket.com](http://globalmarket.com)  
Jake Sparkes  
Anita Haveagoodtime** (Hm, she seems quite nice)

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**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690/14 "2003-06-10T12:26:54Z")

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P. Thompson  
Q. Robbins  
R. Briggs  
R. Weng

Hm, I wonder why they’re protecting their identities from me. I bet they’re afraid I’ll stalk them. I don’t know why they’re worried about it; I’ve only done that a few times and I always pay attention to the restraining orders. Mostly. Sometimes. Except that one time…

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**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690/15 "2003-06-10T12:46:40Z")

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People who will find themselves talking a long dive off a high building should I ever find them in real life 😉

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**Author:** ![Interrobang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/interrobang/32/17463_2.png) [@Interrobang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interrobang)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-spam-from/180690/16 "2003-06-10T17:35:45Z")

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My main spammers are, for whatever reason, Lebanese. I get spam urging me to visit lovely restaurants in Lebanon, to visit trendy nightclubs in Lebanon, and to work as a sales rep in Lebanon. Prime offenders: Pulse (with the helpful tagline “Always Beating”), and a new but pesky correspondent, What’s Up Lebanon.
