# Who's your tv boyfriend (or girlfriend)? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 14, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717 "2010-07-14T21:32:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/61 "2010-07-15T16:24:10Z")
> [@gytalf2000](#): > > Yvonne Strahovski from “Chuck”. > Lovely, leggy spy chick with a heart of gold; what’s not to like? Sorry, she’s mine! Yvonne is actually away for the summer and I’m not cool with the long distance relationship, but once she comes back on September 13, I’ll probably get back with her. SO STAY AWAY. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/62 "2010-07-15T16:42:11Z")
> [@tr0psn4j](#): > > Sorry, she’s mine! Yvonne is actually away for the summer and I’m not cool with the long distance relationship, but once she comes back on September 13, I’ll probably get back with her. SO STAY AWAY. 🙂 No! No! Yvonne is mine! Mine, I tells you – Mine! She is my precious! (Well, one of them, anyways…) Are you threatening the “Dastardly Disruptor”? [http://picasaweb.google.com/davidhughettkanab986756/DisruptorPics02#](http://picasaweb.google.com/davidhughettkanab986756/DisruptorPics02#) Beware the might of my absurdly-long pinky fingernails! Bwah Ha Ha! ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/63 "2010-07-15T17:02:48Z")
> [@amarinth](#): > > You do know that he left London, became a bodyguard for hire, and became a bodyguard for hire on “Human Target,” right? Yeah, but it’s Eddie I love. I want him to go back to Monty and Fiona. Who’s taking care of Pete? What happened to the matchbook collection? How do you like me so far? ---
**Author:** ![cdsilv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cdsilv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cdsilv)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/64 "2010-07-15T17:35:21Z")
Cote de Pablo (Ziva on NCIS) Gabrielle Anwar (Fiona on Burn Notice) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/65 "2010-07-15T18:35:13Z")
Maggie Lawson (Juliet on _Psych_) ---
**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/66 "2010-07-15T18:43:37Z")
Without question or hesitation, [Niobe](http://www.hboasia.com/rome/tw/img/252x190/about/niobe01.jpg) from HBO’s **Rome**. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/67 "2010-07-15T18:50:08Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Chiara Mastalli as Eirene and Zuleikha Robinson as Gaia from the television series _Rome_. What can I say? I identify with Titus Pullo. 😛 > [@MTCicero](#): > > Without question or hesitation, [Niobe](http://www.hboasia.com/rome/tw/img/252x190/about/niobe01.jpg) from HBO’s **Rome**. Are the stars big enough for a man to climb through? ---
**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/68 "2010-07-15T18:58:54Z")
I have a crush on [Chris Hayes (journalist)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Hayes_%28journalist%29), I love when he’s on Rachel Maddow’s show ---
**Author:** ![flano1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f14d63/32.png) [@flano1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flano1)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/69 "2010-07-15T20:12:05Z")
Pauley Perrette. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/70 "2010-07-15T20:32:08Z")
\*\*Rashida Jones \*\*from _Parks And Recreation_. Daughter of the also exquisite **Peggy Lipton**. Runner-up, \*\*Julie Bowen \*\*from whatever that show is that I always forget to watch. _Modern Family?_ [Rashida and Peggy](http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/04/02/rashida_jones_and_her_mother_peggy_lipton_in_allure/Rashida%20Jones%20and%20her%20mother%20Peggy%20Lipton%20in%20Allure.jpg) [Julie](http://tvcriticism.com/bowen.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/71 "2010-07-15T20:37:50Z")
> [@Bill\_Door](#): > > That shows good taste. Unfortunately for you, she’s been my news babe ever since she was Chris Kapostasy on WNYT in Albany, NY. That was close to 30 years ago. That’s ok. Just don’t tell her I’m double-timing her with Fredricka Whitfield over at CNN. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/72 "2010-07-15T20:51:57Z")
The ultimate TV girlfriend is [Tina “Katie Douglas” Cole](http://livelyset.net/media/pics/tina_cole/tinacole.jpg) of _My Three Sons_ fame ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/73 "2010-07-15T20:53:51Z")
> [@Markxxx](#): > > The ultimate TV girlfriend is [Tina “Katie Douglas” Cole](http://livelyset.net/media/pics/tina_cole/tinacole.jpg) of _My Three Sons_ fame Too fertile. ---
**Author:** ![Loisseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Loisseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loisseau)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/74 "2010-07-15T20:55:29Z")
I can’t help it- it’s in the eyes and I want to do Progessive Insurance’s Flo in the worst way. ---
**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/75 "2010-07-15T21:01:54Z")
[Fritz](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm532582912/nm0855103) on _The Closer_. I’d be a lot nicer to him than Brenda is. ---
**Author:** ![Fiona\_Greenlee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e68b1a/32.png) [@Fiona\_Greenlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiona_Greenlee)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/76 "2010-07-15T21:03:29Z")
[Charlie](http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/S_Z/Si_Sp/Sons_of_Anarchy/season2/sons-anarchy43.jpg)[Hunnam](http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080923/300.hunnam.charlie.lc.092308.jpg) aka Jackson ‘Jax’ Teller from **Sons of Anarchy** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/77 "2010-07-15T21:38:21Z")
Kelly Kapoor. Mmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/78 "2010-07-15T21:46:11Z")
No love for Christina Hendricks? That’s fine, I’ll take her. ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/79 "2010-07-15T22:16:47Z")
Ellsworth from **Deadwood** is my TV Boyfriend. (Really, Jim Beaver in anything is guaranteed to have me in his corner. I love that man.) Gillian Foster from **Lie to Me** is my TV Girlfriend. I’d also like to be her when I grow up. ---
**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/80 "2010-07-15T23:10:16Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Chiara Mastalli as Eirene and Zuleikha Robinson as Gaia from the television series _Rome_. What can I say? I identify with Titus Pullo. 😛 Yes. Really, my answer could have been thus: Any (or all) of the tasty women from **Rome**. And by the by, let’s not forget [Octavia](http://www.nipissingu.ca/department/history/MUHLBERGER/uploaded_images/octavia-728380.jpg), [Atia of the Julii](http://application.denofgeek.com/images/m/Atia_insert.jpg), [Cleopatra](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/RomeS02E14.jpg), or, for that matter, [Egeria](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNzMzNjE0MjkxNF5BMl5BanBnXkFyZXN1bWU%40._V1._SX100_SY127_.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1842417/&usg=__racSe8VIRhn1DfbL6V4_tXoEDBM=&h=126&w=100&sz=4&hl=en&start=9&sig2=U7fAIyYV-NBPOJtQ34A64A&itbs=1&tbnid=6x9cftWzn_n8KM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=71&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfrancesca%2Bfowler%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=wJQ_TOC4KJvknQf0yJmBBw). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717.md?page=5)