# Who's your tv boyfriend (or girlfriend)? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 14, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717 "2010-07-14T21:32:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Acantha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@Acantha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acantha)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/81 "2010-07-16T00:49:52Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > I forgot about Mike Rowe. Yes, please. Oh yes, him too. Can’t I have a Mike Rowe/Anthony Bourdain sandwich? How greedy of me. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/82 "2010-07-16T00:53:49Z")
> [@Acantha](#): > > Oh yes, him too. Finally! Now I know who that guy is in the Ford commercials. Since you mentioned him a second time and I’d never heard of him I looked him up. Every time I’ve see him in a commercial it would bug me because I had no idea who he was but he seemed to be a well-known person. Of course I could have always done a search on it but that would require, you know, thinking it through. Now I know who he is and that he’s y’all’s boyfriend. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/83 "2010-07-16T00:57:18Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > And I’m sure my husband, Derek Trucks, won’t have a problem with me having John Slattery as a boyfriend. Hey, I got that one! 🙂 Mine is Kristin Chenoweth. I have very little interest in “Glee”, but I watch it when she’s on. I still mourn the passing of “Pushing Daisies”, as it gave me a weekly dose of KC. ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/84 "2010-07-16T01:44:33Z")
Andy Travis from WKRP in Cincinnati and I had a long-term relationship…until he disappeared off the face of the earth and turned up doing dinner theater or something, somewhere. Since he’s 64 now (!) and kind of old for me, I’ve had to move on… Dr. Robert Chase from House took a fancy to me while I was hospitalized, he told me that I was that one special patient every doctor falls for, hard. As soon as his divorce from the tiresome Cameron comes through, we’re going to move to Australia and live in a condo with a view of the Sydney Opera House - woo-hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/85 "2010-07-16T02:06:58Z")
Castiel (Misha Collins) is my angel. He doesn’t get enough screen time though. But I can look at those other pretty boys on Supernatural while I’m waiting. I’d also take Craig Ferguson but looks like I’d have to fight for him. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/86 "2010-07-16T02:14:58Z")
I guess [Cam](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0853231/) from _Bones_ is all mine. ---
**Author:** ![kathmandu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kathmandu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kathmandu)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/87 "2010-07-16T02:20:53Z")
Gale Harold. Yum. ---
**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/88 "2010-07-16T02:23:44Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > Erin, the redhead on The Office and I are deeply in love (she just doesn’t know it yet). That two-timer!!! For the longest time, it was whatever character Tina Fey happened to be playing (including herself…and yes, including Palin) but after I broke up with my real life girlfriend who looked just like her, the TV version was no fun anymore. That’s not true, I still love you, Tina!!! I’m also starting to develop a relationship with The Waitress, she just doesn’t know it yet either. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/89 "2010-07-16T02:37:23Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Castiel (Misha Collins) is my angel. He doesn’t get enough screen time though. But I can look at those other pretty boys on Supernatural while I’m waiting. You’ll have to fight my best friend for him - she recently went to a Supernatural convention in Paris where she met him. (She brought him a special kind of cheese that her region of France is famous for because just going to a convention wasn’t nerdy enough for her; she had to be one of those people who bring presents.) She’s now deeply in love with him. My new hobby is pointing and laughing at her. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/90 "2010-07-16T02:52:38Z")
> [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](#): > > [Fritz](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm532582912/nm0855103) on _The Closer_. I’d be a lot nicer to him than Brenda is. No! You can’t have him! He’s mine! ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/91 "2010-07-16T03:01:35Z")
Parker from _Leverage_. Quirks and all. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/92 "2010-07-16T03:31:46Z")
> [@gytalf2000](#): > > Yvonne Strahovski from “Chuck”. > Lovely, leggy spy chick with a heart of gold; what’s not to like? > [@tr0psn4j](#): > > Sorry, she’s mine! Yvonne is actually away for the summer and I’m not cool with the long distance relationship, but once she comes back on September 13, I’ll probably get back with her. SO STAY AWAY. 🙂 Boys! Don’t fight. Look, you don’t see me threating to cut **Sleeps With Butterflies** even though I first claimed Eric two seasons ago, do you? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/93 "2010-07-16T06:23:21Z")
Monica Geller from Friends. Attractive, good cook, neat obsessed and likes sarcastic humor. No question, hands down champ. Even will put up with her idiot brother. As for ones currently on TV, Britta from Community. Yum, yum, yum. But I feel like a creep old man for wanting her. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/94 "2010-07-16T07:29:38Z")
Veronica Mars. Uuuuugghh. 'scuse me, um, I’ll clean that up later. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/95 "2010-07-16T07:51:53Z")
Lilith from Cheers. I’m not very happy. Except for the times when I’m very, very happy. She knows this. Bitch. Don’t tell her I said that. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/96 "2010-07-16T07:55:36Z")
> [@chrisk](#): > > Good. You distract Leonard, and I’ll sweep in and put my own geeky moves on the lovely Penny. 😃 Can I have Bernadette, then? ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/97 "2010-07-16T08:03:59Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > No love for Christina Hendricks? > > That’s fine, I’ll take her. HANDS OFF I saw her first! Oh yes she will be mines, oh yesssss… ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/98 "2010-07-16T10:54:24Z")
> [@MTCicero](#): > > Yes. > > Really, my answer could have been thus: Any (or all) of the tasty women from **Rome**. > > And by the by, let’s not forget [Octavia](http://www.nipissingu.ca/department/history/MUHLBERGER/uploaded_images/octavia-728380.jpg), [Atia of the Julii](http://application.denofgeek.com/images/m/Atia_insert.jpg), [Cleopatra](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/RomeS02E14.jpg), or, for that matter, [Egeria](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNzMzNjE0MjkxNF5BMl5BanBnXkFyZXN1bWU%40._V1._SX100_SY127_.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1842417/&usg=__racSe8VIRhn1DfbL6V4_tXoEDBM=&h=126&w=100&sz=4&hl=en&start=9&sig2=U7fAIyYV-NBPOJtQ34A64A&itbs=1&tbnid=6x9cftWzn_n8KM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=71&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfrancesca%2Bfowler%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=wJQ_TOC4KJvknQf0yJmBBw). Or that foxy slave, Charmian. Mrrrooow. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/99 "2010-07-16T13:26:44Z")
Hous is mine! ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/100 "2010-07-16T15:32:52Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Hous is mine! Maybe you, House, Chase, and I can double-date! Cosmic bowling? Or Atlantic City? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717.md?page=6)