# Who's your tv boyfriend (or girlfriend)? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 14, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717 "2010-07-14T21:32:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/101 "2010-07-16T17:06:26Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > Boys! Don’t fight. Look, you don’t see me threating to cut **Sleeps With Butterflies** even though I first claimed Eric two seasons ago, do you? Listen here fang banger, Eric has you glamored into thinking that kind of shit is okay while he goes around sleeping with **Sleeps With Butterflies** and who knows who else! So while you’re stuck wearing turtlenecks in the summer and avoiding garlic, I have to my Yvonne from scum like **gytalf2000**. SO BACK OFF! Tr0psn4j, future Fellowship Of The Sun member. And pretty darn bored today. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/102 "2010-07-16T17:15:44Z")
I’m kinda digging the Scottish genie in the fiber commercials. He’s not bad looking but the accent pushes him into the hotness zone. All these women that can only wish for fiber cereals/bars are obviously dead inside. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/103 "2010-07-16T17:27:07Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Monica Geller from Friends. Attractive, good cook, neat obsessed and likes sarcastic humor. No question, hands down champ. Even will put up with her idiot brother. You don’t have to, I’ll take him off your hands. Yum. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/104 "2010-07-16T17:56:36Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Hous is mine! Not if you can’t even spell his name! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/105 "2010-07-16T20:38:19Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Not if you can’t even spell his name! 😛 His name might be House but she calls him Hous for short. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/106 "2010-07-16T20:51:09Z")
Gul Dukat before he went round the bend. I’m twisted. ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Norse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/big_norse/32/9954_2.png) [@Big\_Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Norse)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/107 "2010-07-16T20:53:11Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Shemar Moore from _Criminal Minds_. My sister and I have nick-named him Hot Chocolate. I want him for Christmas. 😉 Hell yes! Yummy, suave, and man enough to kick in a door or two when needed. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/108 "2010-07-16T21:01:40Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > I guess [Cam](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0853231/) from _Bones_ is all mine. DAMN YOU FOR BEATING ME TOO HER! 😉 Although \*Castle’\*s M.E. Lanie Parish (Tamala Jones) is a nice consolation prize! [Link](http://abc.go.com/shows/castle/photo-details/lanie-parish/179205/237009) ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/109 "2010-07-17T02:50:22Z")
> [@Big\_Norse](#): > > Hell yes! Yummy, suave, and man enough to kick in a door or two when needed. Oh, yeah! Sometimes when I’m watching, I kinda _hope_ someone will try to mix it up with him, just so I can talk to the TV: “Dude; you’re trying to fuck wit’ Morgan. _Nobody_ fucks wit’ Morgan!” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GoodOmens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@GoodOmens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoodOmens)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/110 "2010-07-17T12:20:54Z")
Boring, stereotypical answer, I know, but it’s all about Kari Byron. But that’s largely because Anna Friel and Mickie James (pro wrestler) are no longer on the screen. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/111 "2010-07-17T16:28:37Z")
Timothy Hutton and Keith Olbermann ---
**Author:** ![Liddle\_Lamsy\_Divey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f04885/32.png) [@Liddle\_Lamsy\_Divey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liddle_Lamsy_Divey)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/112 "2010-07-17T16:59:39Z")
Ned from _Pushing Daisies_ is all mine. 😃 He’s tall, handsome, sweet, a skilled pie-maker, and he’s got an awesome fashion sense (that coat!) _swoons_ ---
**Author:** ![Tanaqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Tanaqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanaqui)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/113 "2010-07-17T17:50:27Z")
I’ve only watched a few episodes so far, so maybe the show goes dramatically downhill and I will be embarrassed about posting this, but I claim Michael from Burn Notice. Attractive, confident, funny, smart, more than a little bit lethal, even worse at human relationships than I am–God, I’m such a sucker for that combination. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/114 "2010-07-17T17:56:41Z")
Martha Jones from Doctor Who. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/115 "2010-07-17T18:57:52Z")
Not sure who I’d crush on, but somehow I’d probably end up engaged to Dwight. And then I’d never be seen or heard from again. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/116 "2010-07-17T19:37:10Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > I guess [Cam](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0853231/) from _Bones_ is all mine. You can have Cam if I can have Angela… ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/117 "2010-07-17T20:26:15Z")
> [@Kyla](#): > > Martha Jones from Doctor Who. Really? Somebody likes Mawfa? ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/118 "2010-07-17T20:45:30Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > Really? Somebody likes Mawfa? Geez, who doesn’t? ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/119 "2010-07-17T21:03:18Z")
You know, she’s just kind of… there. She’s no Rose, she’s no Donna, just… meh. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717/120 "2010-07-17T21:19:50Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > You know, she’s just kind of… there. She’s no Rose, she’s no Donna, just… meh. Sorry. I liked Rose okay, but I like Martha MUCH more. I haven’t seen much Donna yet. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-your-tv-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/546717.md?page=7)