# Whose a Clavoiant here, and If so Help me out? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339 "2003-03-14T14:58:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/1 "2003-03-14T14:58:46Z")
Ok, I am a very sceptible person and I’ve been hearing lately about these people, and it got me interested, if someone here is a claivoiant, can they tell me what to expect, and who is ‘around’ me or whatever, in any case if you are, prove it, too me. I will not give you any hint of my past whatso ever, and you can’t use what I’ve posted on the Boards, thats how i’ll know u’ve cheated. Regards, Ryan\_Liam ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/2 "2003-03-14T15:08:10Z")
What’s with the crazy spelling? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/3 "2003-03-14T15:10:16Z")
I’m seeing an “r” in clairvoiant. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/4 "2003-03-14T15:11:06Z")
I’m getting the impression that you are near water. Either a lake or a river, possibly a toilet. ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/5 "2003-03-14T15:11:29Z")
Right my bad for the spelling, but can anyone actually do this for me? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/6 "2003-03-14T15:11:30Z")
Oh good grief… clairvoyant. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/7 "2003-03-14T15:17:40Z")
Don’t you think if there were clairvoyant people out there, that they would have already contacted you before you made this post?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/8 "2003-03-14T15:20:23Z")
nope ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/9 "2003-03-14T15:21:11Z")
I can reveal that you are very near to a computer. ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/10 "2003-03-14T15:22:14Z")
I am getting the strong feeling that you live in the U.K. . . . England . . . and that you’ve been here since Nov. 2002. And that you are in dire need of a dictionary. I can guarantee you, as I’ve seen it in a vision, that if you go to your local bookstore, that you will find a Merriam-Webster dictionary . . . I see you at the checkout paying for it . . . and then leaving the store. It’s all very clear to me. ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/11 "2003-03-14T15:22:59Z")
Ok, no jokes, even though you may think it is, I just want to clarify if someone can actually do it…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/12 "2003-03-14T15:29:20Z")
So you’re looking for a psychic that doesn’t use cold reading or other ‘techniques’… hmmm… ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/13 "2003-03-14T15:34:44Z")
If someone can do it, they have a million dollars waiting for them from James Randi. All they have to do is prove it. But I have a feeling again that he will be holding on to that million for a long, long time. Maybe that means I really am clairvoyant! ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Doris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@Sir\_Doris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Doris)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/14 "2003-03-14T15:35:57Z")
A clairvoyant needs some sort of tangible contact or something belonging to you before they can work. Preferably a wad of your cash. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/15 "2003-03-14T15:43:06Z")
I sense that someone very close to you is ill, or going through a turbulent time. I see _you_ having to make a very difficult decision that will impact the outcome of this person’s debacle. I also see a trip in your future - you will fly, but I don’t perceive you travelling over a _large_ body of water, although water figures prominently into this vision somehow. And I sense sadness, so you will have to be _very_ strong. Good luck. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/16 "2003-03-14T15:44:52Z")
I feel that you’ve been a little TOO close to the monitor. Scoot back, please. It’s emissions are disturbing your aura. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/17 "2003-03-14T17:00:16Z")
I see you drinking from a glass in the near future. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/18 "2003-03-14T17:23:09Z")
**Ryan Liam** wrote: > [@](#): > > sceptible Sounds like you meant **su** sceptible. **Ryan** dear, you chose the wrong group of people to ask this question… See the slogan. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/19 "2003-03-14T17:27:20Z")
Nice to hear from you again **Ryan** , no one has come up with any reliable evidence that clairvoyance exists, so it is probalby a scam using the sorts of suggestive (but behind the suggestion meaningless) phrasing as shown in the above posts to confuse people into believing the clairvoyant has a power worth paying money for. Can anyone post the James Randi sceptics website for **Ryan**. Cheers, Bippy ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339/20 "2003-03-14T17:31:40Z")
This one, **Bippy**? > **[Home](https://web.randi.org)** > > JREF Sorry if I was harsh, **Ryan**. I need to take a lesson from the **Bipp** meister. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-a-clavoiant-here-and-if-so-help-me-out/161339.md?page=2)