# Whose dick have you seen? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 6, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580 "2015-12-06T01:10:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/1 "2015-12-06T01:10:27Z")
Because my family is strange, we were discussing dicks on actors we have seen. I mention that the first dick I ever saw in the movies was Robert Logggia’s in An Officer and a Gentleman. I walk down the stairs click on the internet and find out Robert died today. How weird is that? I can’t remember the last time I mentioned his name and here he is-- dick exposed and dead. In remembrance of good ole Robert’s pee stick, please tell me whose dick has made an appearance in movies. My list: Of course Robert Loggia in An Officer and a Gentleman Kevin Bacon in Wild Things Richard Gere in American Gigolo Jason Segal in Forgetting Sarah Silverman Jayne Davidson in The Crying Game Harvey Kietel in every movie he’s been in. Seems a short list considering how much pootang has graced the big screen. What’s your dick list? ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Shine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr_shine/32/464_2.png) [@Mr\_Shine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Shine)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/2 "2015-12-06T01:14:24Z")
Without giving it any thought the 3 that came immediately to mind Alfie Allen on _Game of Thrones_ Bob Hoskins in _Mrs Henderson Presents_ Alexander Armstrong on the _Armstrong and Miller Show_ ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/3 "2015-12-06T01:45:39Z")
Mine. ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/4 "2015-12-06T01:48:29Z")
Julian Sand, Simon Callow & Rupert Graves -A Room with a View Peter Gallagher -Summer Lovers Steven Weber -Single White Female Michael Vartan -One Hour Photo Richard Gere -American Gigolo Kevin Bacon -Wind Things Heath Ledger -Brokeback Mountain Mark Ruffalo -In the Cut Harvey Keitel -The Piano Robert Loggia -An Officer and a Gentleman I’m sure there are more but I do not know where to find a list of all the FFMN films Oh course I do not recall the names of all the porn movies I’ve seen.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/5 "2015-12-06T01:49:52Z")
Bruce Willis in _Color of Night_ and, briefly, in _Pulp Fiction_. Ewen McGregor Michael Fassbender Can’t remember which movies for those two, though. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/6 "2015-12-06T02:03:20Z")
I’ve seen Pulp Fiction but I do not remember Bruce’s dick. Not that I doubt it was there, only that I don’t remember it. I wonder how it feels having an unmemorable dick. ---
**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/7 "2015-12-06T02:13:23Z")
Earliest I can remember was when I saw the Burt Reynolds football comedy _Semi-Tough_ on HBO as a kid around 1980 or so. Nobody famous, just some frontally naked extras in the background of the locker room scene at the beginning. You did see a then unknown Brian Dennehy’s butt, but not his dick… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/8 "2015-12-06T02:22:07Z")
Cillian Murphy - _28 Days Later_ M.C. Gainey - _Sideways_ Graham Chapman - _Life of Brian_ ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/9 "2015-12-06T02:54:37Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > B > Seems a short list considering how much pootang has graced the big screen. What’s your dick list? I always thought it was [Poontang](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poontang). Come to find out they’re [both accepted useage](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pootang). Ignorance fought. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/10 "2015-12-06T02:57:01Z")
Also do not remember Bruce Willis’s ding dong in Pulp Fiction. I do remember whoever played Doc Manhattan in The Watchman showing everything he had. So there’s another. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/11 "2015-12-06T02:57:42Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Bruce Willis in _Color of Night_ and, briefly, in _Pulp Fiction_. > Ewen McGregor > Michael Fassbender > > Can’t remember which movies for those two, though. Ewan McGregor? The Pillow Book. Accidentally put it on back in the day and it was a huge shock. I have not seen it, but I think Fassbender is in Shame. Kyle MacLachlan in Blue Velvet. And Cillian Murphy in 28 Days Later ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/12 "2015-12-06T03:00:21Z")
Max Riemelt’s in Sense8 (but it might have been CGI) ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/13 "2015-12-06T03:04:44Z")
Ewan McGregor - Velvet Goldmine Johnathan Rhys Myers - The Governess Michael Pitt and Louis Garrel - The Dreamers Malcom McDowell - A Clockwork Orange and If Marco Dapper - Eating Out 2 Various extras in Caligila ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/14 "2015-12-06T03:07:21Z")
Huey Lewis, in “Short Cuts” (lucky me, I got to see him piss on a dead girl) ---
**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/15 "2015-12-06T03:23:32Z")
French movie star Alain Delon. Not sure which movie, maybe Le Samourai? ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/16 "2015-12-06T03:25:26Z")
There are literally hundreds of them in “Schindler’s List”, but not for entertainment purposes. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/17 "2015-12-06T03:42:24Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > I’ve seen Pulp Fiction but I do not remember Bruce’s dick. Not that I doubt it was there, only that I don’t remember it. I wonder how it feels having an unmemorable dick. Eh, you get used to it. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/18 "2015-12-06T03:46:32Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Also do not remember Bruce Willis’s ding dong in Pulp Fiction. I do remember whoever played Doc Manhattan in The Watchman showing everything he had. So there’s another. Doc Manhattan’s blueballs were CGI. Billy Crudup didn’t let his schmecky out for the film. With _Pulp Fiction_, it’s when Bruce Willis is getting out of the shower in the hotel room with Fabienne. You see his ass, then he turns as he goes to sit down on the closed toilet seat (getting dressed, maybe? Been a while since I’ve watched it), there’s a brief second of Ashton hanging in the breeze. ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/19 "2015-12-06T04:01:25Z")
Meh, all of these swinging dicks had an exposure time of mere seconds, requiring stopping video and zooming in to see the awesome forbidden organs. Big deal. There was some anonymous vampire victim full frontal tied to a table or some such on ‘True Blood’ on one season, no big deal But unusual that the poor guy was laid out for all the world to observe. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/20 "2015-12-06T04:03:23Z")
> [@salinqmind](#): > > Meh, all of these swinging dicks had an exposure time of mere seconds, requiring stopping video and zooming in to see the awesome forbidden organs. Big deal. There was some anonymous vampire victim full frontal tied to a table or some such on ‘True Blood’ on one season, no big deal But unusual that the poor guy was laid out for all the world to observe. Old punchline… “Yeah, but _whose_?” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580.md?page=2)