# Whose dick have you seen? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 6, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580 "2015-12-06T01:10:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/21 "2015-12-06T04:12:25Z")
Ken Jeong in The Hangover. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/22 "2015-12-06T04:17:45Z")
Most recently, Ben Affleck in _Gone Girl._ Actual poontang is even rarer than dicks. Usually all they show is bush or fake bush merkins. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/23 "2015-12-06T04:19:10Z")
And Charles Napier in “Cherry, Harry & Raquel!” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/24 "2015-12-06T04:31:57Z")
Mark Wahlberg - _Boogie Nights_ I believe it was a prosthetic. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/25 "2015-12-06T04:40:59Z")
> [@hogarth](#): > > Ken Jeong in The Hangover. Are you sure? If it was there I didnt see it. Maybe a magnifying glass was needed. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/26 "2015-12-06T04:42:21Z")
Chyna in One Night in China 😛 ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/27 "2015-12-06T04:43:56Z")
Luke Perry, the Law and Order SVU dude Chris Meloni and the dude in those insurance commercials in Oz. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/28 "2015-12-06T04:45:25Z")
John Gielgud in Prosperos Books ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/29 "2015-12-06T05:08:28Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Doc Manhattan’s blueballs were CGI. Billy Crudup didn’t let his schmecky out for the film. IIRC, he did, but they then enhanced it, which embarrassed him somewhat. All the ones I can think of are already mentioned in this thread. (Or, upon checking, prosthetics.) Or, you know, in porn. \>\_\> ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/30 "2015-12-06T05:10:58Z")
Pretty sure there was a flash of Steve Buscemi’s salami in Fargo, when Shep Proudfoot throws him across the room. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/31 "2015-12-06T05:15:41Z")
Terrence Howard in Get Rich or Die Tryin and Craig Wasson in Ghost Story are two guys who really should have kept their pants on…but gotta love em for their artistic integrity. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/32 "2015-12-06T05:38:41Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Mark Wahlberg - _Boogie Nights_ > > I believe it was a prosthetic. Yep, it was a faux phallus. Same goes for Kristian “Hodor” Nairn in _Game of Thrones_, though that show features a lot of genuine dongs. Zach Galifianakis in _The Hangover_ (during the end credits photo montage) may or may not have been fake. Real ones: Arnold Schwarzenegger in _The Terminator._ Charles Martin Smith in _Never Cry Wolf._ Christian Slater in _The Name of the Rose._ Alan Howard as “Her Lover” in _The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover._ ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/33 "2015-12-06T05:38:58Z")
**Angels and Insects** , Douglas Henshall. They kind of had to make it crystal clear he was boffing who he was boffing. ETA: Exactly when did Robert Loggia’s appear in AOAAG? I don’t even remember him being in it. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/34 "2015-12-06T05:47:07Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Are you sure? If it was there I didnt see it. Maybe a magnifying glass was needed. Er, yeah, very sure, and was that a racist comment? Robert de Niro in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. I am still traumatized. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/35 "2015-12-06T05:53:46Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Most recently, Ben Affleck in _Gone Girl._ > > Actual poontang is even rarer than dicks. Usually all they show is bush or fake bush merkins. Eva Green in The Dreamers. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/36 "2015-12-06T05:59:43Z")
> [@Mudshark](#): > > Eva Green in The Dreamers. Julianne Moore in _Short Cuts._ And yes, the curtains match the drapes. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/37 "2015-12-06T06:03:51Z")
> [@Mudshark](#): > > Eva Green in The Dreamers. Susan Blakely in Capone…Julianne Moore only showed pubic hair. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/38 "2015-12-06T06:05:53Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Er, yeah, very sure, and was that a racist comment? > > Robert de Niro in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. I am still traumatized. What are you talking about? I really didnt see anything…I thought that was the joke and ge was wearing some kind of gherkin. ---
**Author:** ![kenrin\_gmail.com](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kenrin\_gmail.com](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenrin_gmail.com)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/39 "2015-12-06T06:11:27Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Jason Segal in Forgetting Sarah Silverman I think you mean Forgetting Sarah Marshall. This is the first movie that comes to my mind. You expect to see maybe an occasional dick in the movie but not right at the very beginning in your face. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/40 "2015-12-06T07:03:15Z")
David Bowie’s, in The Man Who Fell To Earth. (also unknown guys in The First Nudie Musical and Kentucky Fried Movie) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580.md?page=3)