# Whose dick have you seen? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 6, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580 "2015-12-06T01:10:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/41 "2015-12-06T07:43:51Z")
> [@salinqmind](#): > > David Bowie’s, in The Man Who Fell To Earth. > > (also > unknown guys in The First Nudie Musical and Kentucky Fried Movie) I think you mean The Groove Tube, no? The opening scene where the dude chases the woman while both strip? I dont think there was any male nudity in KFM. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/42 "2015-12-06T09:45:14Z")
Man, I wish this was a photo required thread. I recall the glimpse of Bruce Willis in Color of Night. Not much of a look really, but what was there, seemed quite adequate. And Harvey Kietel in that crazy detective movie, but that’s about all I can remember. I must have seen more, but nothing else comes to mind. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/43 "2015-12-06T10:25:59Z")
Most of the non-porn dicks I’ve seen have been mentioned, but: Jamie Foxx in _Django Unchained_ ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/44 "2015-12-06T10:36:49Z")
It was CGI, but like Dr. Manhattan they took the trouble to animate an invisible penis on Kevin Bacon in _Hollow Man_. I don’t recall but you see his real one as well? Sometimes he hams it up, so apparently [he wants pork to join ham and Bacon](http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/08/05/kevin-bacon-wants-to-free-the-penis/)in some kind of magical, wonderful animal. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/45 "2015-12-06T11:06:11Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > Sometimes he hams it up, so apparently [he wants pork to join ham and Bacon](http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/08/05/kevin-bacon-wants-to-free-the-penis/)in some kind of magical, wonderful animal. I, for one, welcome our meaty, free-swinging overlords. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/46 "2015-12-06T11:18:13Z")
It’s been a while since I saw the film, but, what about Ron Perlman in _Quest for Fire_? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/47 "2015-12-06T11:29:28Z")
Also, ISTR the stranded astronauts going _au naturel_ in _Planet of the Apes_, before their capture, so, Charlton Heston perhaps. I could be mistaken, of course. Pretty sure Michael York bared it all in _Logan’s Run_, when he and Jenny Agutter changed out of their wet clothes. ---
**Author:** ![GreenElf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@GreenElf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenElf)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/48 "2015-12-06T14:15:35Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Seems a short list considering how much pootang has graced the big screen. What’s your dick list? Actually female clit is rare other than adult movies although pubes are more common. The only thing I can add to the list is a couple main actors in Quadrophenia. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/49 "2015-12-06T14:28:23Z")
Having watched Showtime’s “Spartacus” (the entire series) it has occurred to me that I’ve seen a lot of Gladiator penis. The most memorable penis that sticks in my mind though is the dude from Porky’s. If you’re a guy, and you’ve seen that movie, you know why. ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/50 "2015-12-06T14:33:53Z")
Christopher Meloni’s, in _Oz_. Well, ok. Actually, I’ve seen Dean Winters’, J.K. Simmons’, and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje’s. Also on _Oz_. Well, ok, actually, I think I saw almost every cast member’s cock on that show. There was a lot of full-frontal nudity. Which had nothing to do with me watching the show, of course. **buddha\_david** – I still have not recovered from seeing Hodor’s johnson. It just seemed wrong, somehow. Knowing it’s a prosthetic doesn’t help much, either. > [@madsircool](#): > > What are you talking about? I really didnt see anything…I thought that was the joke and he was wearing\*\*\* some kind of gherkin\*\*\*. I see what you did there, and like it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/51 "2015-12-06T14:40:54Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > I think you mean The Groove Tube, no? The opening scene where the dude chases the woman while both strip? I dont think there was any male nudity in KFM. You’re right, it’s The Groove Tube. (I get those mixed up) ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/52 "2015-12-06T14:42:57Z")
I forgot my favorite! Eric Bana in Chopper. Very Nice. (yes, I’ve heard it’s not real, but I still want one.) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/53 "2015-12-06T14:45:10Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > I think you mean The Groove Tube, no? The opening scene where the dude chases the woman while both strip? I dont think there was any male nudity in KFM. Not to mention the VD commercial! ---
**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/54 "2015-12-06T15:22:54Z")
Rather than make an exhaustive list, I’ll just mention The Wrestling Scene in _Women In Love._ Featuring Young Alan Bates & Young Oliver Reed… ---
**Author:** ![skdo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@skdo23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skdo23)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/55 "2015-12-06T15:27:39Z")
Jonah Hill’s in _The Wolf of Wall Street._ Twice I believe. ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/56 "2015-12-06T15:28:35Z")
Wierd thread but I’ll throw in. William Peterson in " To Live And Die In L.A." And wasn’t there a scene in, “The Fisher King” with Robin Williams and/or Jeff Bridges airing out the twig and berries in the park? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/57 "2015-12-06T15:35:40Z")
Vincent Gallo in “The Brown Bunny”, in the infamous blowjob scene. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/58 "2015-12-06T15:38:05Z")
Forgot to mention James Daughton (Greg Marmalard in Animal House) in The Beach Girls. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/59 "2015-12-06T15:56:30Z")
Bart Simpson in **The Simpson Movie**. ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/60 "2015-12-06T16:25:52Z")
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