# Whose dick have you seen? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 6, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580 "2015-12-06T01:10:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/61 "2015-12-06T16:57:25Z")
Frank Langella in Lolita ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/62 "2015-12-06T18:05:05Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > **Angels and Insects** , Douglas Henshall. They kind of had to make it crystal clear he was boffing who he was boffing. > > ETA: Exactly when did Robert Loggia’s appear in AOAAG? I don’t even remember him being in it. He played Richard Gere’s ho’ taming father and is in the opening scene, taming a whore. And to all you guys complaining about how you only get to see women’s bushes. I’m talking about full frontal and we women cannot help it our parts are neatly folded and tucked away, can we? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/63 "2015-12-06T18:16:49Z")
Oh! Let’s not forget the naked wrestling scene in Borat. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/64 "2015-12-06T18:18:11Z")
In an aptly titled movie I can’t believe I saw, someone sported a lot of wood up real close in _Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story_. ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/65 "2015-12-06T19:24:47Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > In an aptly titled movie I can’t believe I saw, someone sported a lot of wood up real close in _Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story_. I had blocked that POS from my memory, so in my most sarcastic voice…Thaaaaks Paaalllll:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/66 "2015-12-06T20:38:21Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Yep, it was a faux phallus. Same goes for Kristian “Hodor” Nairn in _Game of Thrones_, though that show features a lot of genuine dongs. Err, by “a lot”, do you mean one? Aside from the aforementioned brief shot of Alfie Allen in a sex scene prior to The Incident (and one can hardly count the dismembered dick-in-a-box shot), there aren’t any others that I can think of. Collegehumor even did a little skit about it, where some [female fans complain about the inequality in gender nudity](http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6905751/hbo-should-show-dongs) on GoT (well actually, HBO in general). Also very surprised nobody has yet mentioned Willem Dafoe for the very memorable scene in _Antichrist_. ---
**Author:** ![Chicken\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Chicken\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicken_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/67 "2015-12-06T20:46:19Z")
> [@salinqmind](#): > > David Bowie’s, in The Man Who Fell To Earth. And to make it more fun, we also got to see him in naked alien form, smooth as a Ken doll. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/68 "2015-12-06T21:19:38Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Err, by “a lot”, do you mean one? Aside from the aforementioned brief shot of Alfie Allen in a sex scene prior to The Incident (and one can hardly count the dismembered dick-in-a-box shot), there aren’t any others that I can think of. Collegehumor even did a little skit about it, where some [female fans complain about the inequality in gender nudity](http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6905751/hbo-should-show-dongs) on GoT (well actually, HBO in general). That’s preposterous. Sure, like all other shows there’s a lot more female nudity, but the ratio of FFM to FFF is a much, much higher on GoT. In addition to Hodor and pre-op Theon, there’s the assassin who tried to poison Daenerys in S1, there’s Olyvar the male prostitute in S4, and undoubtedly there’s a few more which I don’t remember. (Khal Drogo, maybe?) Compare that to _The Sopranos_ which never showed a naked penis during its entire run, as far as I can recall. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/69 "2015-12-06T22:05:16Z")
Observing the two click rule to a website of nude though non porno photos of now-dead celebrities [they say Jews ran Hollywood but plenty of goyim obviously worked in front of the cameras](http://ivannature.blogspot.com/2011/05/naked-figure.html?m=1) I don’t believe that actually is James Dean. Not shown but available elsewhere, I think the man in the Pat Boone dick in the box is just some guy who looks like Boone. Also available elsewhere is Brando fellating Wally Cox. The Brando-figure is in profile but his ear is not shown, making positive identification difficult. Brando later said it was indeed him, but being Brando could have been talking silly as usual. ---
**Author:** ![Chicken\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Chicken\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicken_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/70 "2015-12-06T22:05:34Z")
How could I forget Javier Bardem in the naked bullfighting scene in Jamon Jamon? ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/71 "2015-12-06T22:20:33Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > That’s preposterous. Sure, like all other shows there’s a lot more female nudity, but the ratio of FFM to FFF is a much, much higher on GoT. In addition to Hodor and pre-op Theon, there’s the assassin who tried to poison Daenerys in S1, there’s Olyvar the male prostitute in S4, and undoubtedly there’s a few more which I don’t remember. (Khal Drogo, maybe?) Khal Drogo definitely never showed dong. I think you are confused because while yes, they do occasionally show males appearing to be nude, they are usually careful to obscure the cock (like for example this scene where the Sparrows are punishing two guys, who are clearly naked, but one is in shadow and one is covered with his arm, breaking link: [incoherent.net](http://incoherent.net) /wp-content/uploads/2015/04/vlcsnap-2015-04-16-12h19m26s450.png). Even the gay sex scene with Renley in one of the earlier seasons did not actually show any penis. Looking it up, it appears you are right about Olyvar, albeit it was brief, he was shown in two separate scenes. I’m not finding any reference to this alleged assassin cock shot though, nor any others, and I certainly don’t recall seeing any others myself. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/72 "2015-12-06T23:54:13Z")
> [@salinqmind](#): > > Meh, all of these swinging dicks had an exposure time of mere seconds, requiring stopping video and zooming in to see the awesome forbidden organs. Big deal. There was some anonymous vampire victim full frontal tied to a table or some such on ‘True Blood’ on one season, no big deal But unusual that the poor guy was laid out for all the world to observe. I couldn’t think of the movie until just now. There’s a scene in “The Sheltering Sky” that has John Malkovich in full frontal glory. The camera zooms in on his boy parts as he walks into a room, and then zooms back out. ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/73 "2015-12-07T01:35:06Z")
Lotsa background danglers in Any Given Sunday ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/74 "2015-12-07T01:36:16Z")
RIP Robert Loggia. I don’t think I’ve seen so many dicks in movies. Maybe I’m watching the wrong movies. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/75 "2015-12-07T02:09:56Z")
Way, way, too many to count. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/76 "2015-12-07T03:45:53Z")
There’s a John Waters movie where a naked guy walks into a room occupied by one Queen Carlotta (Edith Massey, the Egg Lady in “Pink Flamingos”, which also has bare peens in it) and she says, “Nice pelt!” 😛 In the commentary, he said he wanted the guy to have an erection, but decided not to because that would prevent the movie from being screened at mainstream theaters, even at midnight showings, in the 1970s. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/77 "2015-12-07T04:28:51Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > He played Richard Gere’s ho’ taming father and is in the opening scene, taming a whore. And to all you guys complaining about how you only get to see women’s bushes. I’m talking about full frontal and we women cannot help it our parts are neatly folded and tucked away, can we? I guess I only saw the original when it first came out, and only expurgated on TV since then! ---
**Author:** ![actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/78 "2015-12-07T05:04:47Z")
> [@SykoSkotty](#): > > Lotsa background danglers in Any Given Sunday Yeah, I think they were all “extras” but Cameron Diaz congratulated the one that stuck out. ---
**Author:** ![actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/79 "2015-12-07T05:07:11Z")
M.C. Gainey in Sideways Ewan McGregor in most of his movies Probably everything already mentioned ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/80 "2015-12-07T05:25:18Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > There’s a John Waters movie where a naked guy walks into a room occupied by one Queen Carlotta (Edith Massey, the Egg Lady in “Pink Flamingos”, which also has bare peens in it) and she says, “Nice pelt!” 😛 Heck, in _Pink Flamingos_, it’s got a turkey neck attached to it. The penis isn’t even the shocking part of that scene. Way to upstage the penis, Mr Waters. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580.md?page=5)