# Whose dick have you seen? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 6, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580 "2015-12-06T01:10:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/81 "2015-12-07T05:28:07Z")
I’m trying to remember if you could see Edward Norton’s during the prison rape scene. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/82 "2015-12-07T06:09:52Z")
> [@justmeetee](#): > > And wasn’t there a scene in, “The Fisher King” with Robin Williams and/or Jeff Bridges airing out the twig and berries in the park? There are two scenes of nudity in the park. On the first occasion, it’s just Williams, and you see his dick as he jumps around encouraging Bridges’ character to take his clothes off. There’s also a scene at the very end of the movie where they’re both lying naked, but you don’t see anyone’s junk in that scene. > [@Chefguy](#): > > Pretty sure there was a flash of Steve Buscemi’s salami in Fargo, when Shep Proudfoot throws him across the room. Yep. It’s a very quick flash, as he’s being launched over a couch, but it’s definitely there. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/83 "2015-12-07T06:25:17Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > I’m not finding any reference to this alleged assassin cock shot though, nor any others, and I certainly don’t recall seeing any others myself. Here’s the scene of the assassin as the Dothraki prepare to drag him naked behind their horses [NSFW]: [http://restituda.blogspot.com/2013/06/simon-lowe-going-frontal-in-series-game.html?zx=435451398e47d798](http://restituda.blogspot.com/2013/06/simon-lowe-going-frontal-in-series-game.html?zx=435451398e47d798) You’re right that there does seem to be many people complaining about the _lack_ of frontal male nudity in GoT, which is curious because it’s one of the few shows to actually break that taboo. But you’re also right that the show often avoids direct displays of the dong – a quick check of my season one DVDs shows me that the scenes where I sorta remember penis were carefully obfuscated (esp. Drogo and Renly/Loras), plus a lot of the fan complaints come from season five, which apparently passed up a plethora of potential penis presentations. Hmmm. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/84 "2015-12-07T06:30:04Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > There’s a John Waters movie where a naked guy walks into a room occupied by one Queen Carlotta (Edith Massey, the Egg Lady in “Pink Flamingos”, which also has bare peens in it) and she says, “Nice pelt!” 😛 > > In the commentary, he said he wanted the guy to have an erection, but decided not to because that would prevent the movie from being screened at mainstream theaters, even at midnight showings, in the 1970s. Desperate Living ---
**Author:** ![piepiepie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@piepiepie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/piepiepie)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/85 "2015-12-07T12:15:10Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > (snipped) > > I don’t believe that actually is James Dean. Oh, I’ve seen James Deen’s dick plenty of times! He’s allegedly a rapist, though. It’s been mentioned, but that Steve McQueen movie had fabulous dong in it. Michael Fassbender’s dong but I certainly enjoyed it. No shame at all. (I don’t remember if there was full frontal for any of the women in the movie.) I’ve been watching a lot of kung fu movies El Rey lately and I’m pretty sure it’s in _Clan of the White Lotus_ where you see Lo Lieh’s as he’s fighting Gordon Liu in the final scene. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/86 "2015-12-07T13:44:49Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > I wonder how it feels having an unmemorable dick. You get used to it. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/87 "2015-12-07T14:55:28Z")
I recall Viggo Mortensen had a nude fight seen in one of his films where it all hung out. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/88 "2015-12-07T15:35:47Z")
In Super Troopers Kevin Heffernan’s character is getting hosed down and you can see his momentarily. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/89 "2015-12-07T16:28:39Z")
> [@xizor](#): > > I recall Viggo Mortensen had a nude fight seen in one of his films where it all hung out. Eastern Promises. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/90 "2015-12-07T17:22:39Z")
Robin Williams’ in _The Fisher King_? ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/91 "2015-12-07T19:40:02Z")
Jude Law in the Talented Mr Ripley. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/92 "2015-12-07T19:58:09Z")
Tobias Menzies in **Outlander** (twice, both under VERY disturbing circumstances, one pre but aborted rape, and the second post-rape) ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/93 "2015-12-07T20:04:08Z")
The guy that plays Tommy Garvey in HBO show The Leftovers shows his junk in the scene with Liv Tyler. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/94 "2015-12-07T21:51:44Z")
> [@scabpicker](#): > > Heck, in _Pink Flamingos_, it’s got a turkey neck attached to it. The penis isn’t even the shocking part of that scene. Way to upstage the penis, Mr Waters. Oh, heck, the best known scene in THAT movie is the least shocking thing in it. :o ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/95 "2015-12-07T22:45:15Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > The most memorable penis that sticks in my mind though is the dude from Porky’s. If you’re a guy, and you’ve seen that movie, you know why. I gently suggest that you have a false memory. That scene was very creatively shot. At no point was wang visible. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/96 "2015-12-07T23:24:26Z")
> [@bup](#): > > I gently suggest that you have a false memory. > > That scene was very creatively shot. At no point was wang visible. The only time the word “creatively” has been used to describe _Porky’s_. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/97 "2015-12-07T23:51:54Z")
> [@bup](#): > > That scene [from “Porky’s”] was very creatively shot. At no point was wang visible. In the shower scene there’s glimpses of a tallywacker (please, can we call it a tallywacker?) but it’s almost certainly prosthetic. The earlier brothel scene features genuine wangs, though. ---
**Author:** ![Nema98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d2c977/32.png) [@Nema98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nema98)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2015, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/98 "2015-12-07T23:52:03Z")
I don’t know if I have ever really seen a dick in the movies. Almost did during a movie based on Winston Churchill, but just barely. Did see his butt, but don’t remember the actor’s name. Not a movie but a music video, and again just barely, Lenny Kravitz. I am glad I have never seen or don’t recall seeing a dick on film. I hope it stays that way. ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2015, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/99 "2015-12-08T01:38:55Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Seems a short list considering how much pootang has graced the big screen. What’s your dick list? What the hell kinda movies are you watching that you think there’s more poon than cock in movies? Boobs sure, all over, but actual ladybits? Outside of porn? Really? ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/100 "2015-12-08T02:27:21Z")
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