# Whose dick have you seen? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 6, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580 "2015-12-06T01:10:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2015, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/101 "2015-12-08T03:29:35Z")
> [@TBG](#): > > What the hell kinda movies are you watching that you think there’s more poon than cock in movies? Boobs sure, all over, but actual ladybits? Outside of porn? Really? All of them? What the hell kind of movies are you watching that has all them full frontal swinging dicks and no lady full frontal? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2015, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/102 "2015-12-08T04:01:44Z")
full frontal lady does not equate to poon ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2015, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/103 "2015-12-08T04:06:13Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > You get used to it. > > Regards, > Shodan ::cough, cough, Post #17, cough:: ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2015, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/104 "2015-12-08T13:27:30Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > full frontal lady does not equate to poon O.K., all you whiners. It’s not a pussy unless it is gyneocological. Men have been paraded in movies for women to ogle while women hide their genitalia so that it can’t be seen when they are standing fully naked in front of you. It just is not fair! ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/105 "2015-12-08T13:53:48Z")
I’ve seen probably 80% of the things mentioned here and I can only remember a handful of them:p Pun intended, and I honestly cannot picture most of these schlongs. I remember there was some buzz about seeing Mr. Affleck’s junk in\* Gone Girl\* and I was kind of looking forward to that. I don’t think we actually saw anything (believe me I was paying attention). On the other hand, I think I may have a manufactured memory of Jonathan Rhys Meyers cock in _The Tudors_. Can anyone confirm? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2015, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/106 "2015-12-08T13:59:04Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > ::cough, cough, Post #17, cough:: You _said_ it was unmemorable… Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/107 "2015-12-08T14:51:10Z")
> [@bup](#): > > I gently suggest that you have a false memory. > > That scene was very creatively shot. At no point was wang visible. I agree. I don’t remember any frontal nudity at all, even in the “the man’s deformed!” scene. Same with An Officer and an Genital. I don’t remember anything there (sorry, Robert Loggia). What I do remember is that in the 80s, while every R rated movie had female breast nudity, (even if it didn’t help the plot), male nudity was rare! \*Angels and Insects \*was a big (heh heh) deal at the time (and that was the 90s); same with _The Bad Lieutenant_. Are people remembering things incorrectly? Or are you all counting every 0.25 second shot in dim light as a valid example? ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2015, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/108 "2015-12-08T15:15:05Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > I agree. I don’t remember any frontal nudity at all, even in the “the man’s deformed!” scene. Same with An Officer and an Genital. I don’t remember anything there (sorry, Robert Loggia). > > What I do remember is that in the 80s, while every R rated movie had female breast nudity, (even if it didn’t help the plot), male nudity was rare! \*Angels and Insects \*was a big (heh heh) deal at the time (and that was the 90s); same with _The Bad Lieutenant_. > > Are people remembering things incorrectly? Or are you all counting every 0.25 second shot in dim light as a valid example? Now, _Angels and Insects_ I _do_ remember but I’m kind of wondering, as you are, if some of these have been misremembered. I’m afraid I’ll need to see pictures, or it didn’t happen 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2015, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/109 "2015-12-09T15:23:41Z")
> [@TBG](#): > > What the hell kinda movies are you watching that you think there’s more poon than cock in movies? Boobs sure, all over, but actual ladybits? Outside of porn? Really? They are probably only referring to ‘bush’, which will get you a definite R, but actual\* labia majora\* will get you an automatic NC-17. With dicks, a few quick flashes of \*flaccid \*ones will only be an R, but a hard-on is also a guaranteed NC-17. And the only mainstream, English-language film I can think of that had either (both actually) was Bertolucci’s _The Dreamers_. ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/110 "2015-12-10T17:13:46Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Graham Chapman - _Life of Brian_ Late to the show and beaten to the punch, but I’m still going to leave this here. NSFW: [“He’s not the Messiah! He’s a very naughty boy!”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af9EHtQMMc4) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/111 "2015-12-10T17:25:33Z")
^ The icing on the cake (so to speak). 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/112 "2015-12-10T17:39:10Z")
I’ll thank you to keep a civil tongue in your head young fella’ me lad! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/113 "2015-12-11T02:18:36Z")
Leonardo DiCaprio in _Total Eclipse_ ('95) Dennis Hopper in film I can’t remember or pick from his filmography ('60s or so) Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna in _Y tu Mama tambien_ (wanking on swimming pool diving boards) Djimon Honshou in _Amistad_ ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/114 "2015-12-11T05:53:53Z")
Dennis Hopper Tracks ---
**Author:** ![edwards\_beard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@edwards\_beard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwards_beard)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/115 "2015-12-16T23:39:43Z")
Robert Deniro in The Deer Hunter Tom Cruise in All the Right Moves Mel Gibson and everyone Scotsman in Braveheart ---
**Author:** ![botsgotme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@botsgotme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/botsgotme)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/116 "2015-12-17T00:12:20Z")
Napoleon’s (it was mummified). ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/117 "2015-12-17T01:53:56Z")
> [@Ignatz](#): > > Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna in _Y tu Mama tambien_ (wanking on swimming pool diving boards) OK, I vaguely remember nudity in that movie but were they actually _wanking_ it? ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/118 "2015-12-17T02:11:47Z")
> [@Hail\_Ants](#): > > They are probably only referring to ‘bush’, which will get you a definite R, but actual\* labia majora\* will get you an automatic NC-17. With dicks, a few quick flashes of \*flaccid \*ones will only be an R, but a hard-on is also a guaranteed NC-17. And the only mainstream, English-language film I can think of that had either (both actually) was Bertolucci’s _The Dreamers_. _Trance_ was rated R, and yet… Rosario Dawson Mesmerizing, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580/119 "2015-12-17T14:43:38Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > OK, I vaguely remember nudity in that movie but were they actually _wanking_ it? Well…“actually”? I don’t remember ever seeing any bits in that scene, but they were at least simulating a wank fest. From some of the movies listed here, I’m beginning to think there is either a lot of bad memories, or people are spending a lot of time with freeze frame and a magnifying glass, because hardly (heh heh) any of these movies listed have visible frontal male nudidity. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-dick-have-you-seen/739580.md?page=5)