# Whose user name do you envy?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 15, 2004, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374 "2004-10-15T13:56:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/141 "2004-10-20T01:20:19Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Were you at **FairyChatMom** ’s going-away picnic? If so, I think I’ve seen a picture of you – and, yes, it’s the disconnect between the name and the person that makes me giggle.

[More](http://groups.msn.com/turkmike/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=30) giggle [fodder](http://groups.msn.com/turkmike/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=32) for you and **swampy**. Forgive the background – we’re remodeling that room right now.

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/142 "2004-11-23T18:46:21Z")

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**Czarcasm**  
**LurkMeister** , even though he has more than 1000 posts 😛  
**Mirror Image egamI rorriM**

I don’t get **Bambi Hassenpfeffer** ’s name. Searching the web for it just brings up a picture of him.

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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/143 "2004-11-23T19:01:06Z")

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My name is invented. There isn’t anything to get, really. I just made it up, because I like the sound.

The first hit on Google is my LiveJournal. There’s nothing in it, because I’m not real big on the journaling, but I use it to post non-anonymously here and there on LJ. That name’s a joke too: **Anita Mandelay** , along the same lines as our very own **AnitaVacation** , because I’m single right now.

The next couple are me too – a login on a Dope-related Trek board, a picture of me, and that’s it.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/144 "2004-11-23T19:09:11Z")

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> [@saramamalana](#):
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> I like **World Eater** , because it reminds me of an in-joke I have with a friend. We were joking about starting a band together, and our first big hit was going to be called “I Don’t Want to Eat Your World.” (Sorry dear, it’s not just the arms 😉 ).

Aw thanks.

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/145 "2004-11-23T20:17:13Z")

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**Uvula Donor**

Definitely.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/146 "2004-11-23T20:41:34Z")

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> [@shimmery](#):
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> I can’t believe nobody’s mentioned **Interrobang!?** … It always makes me giggle. I think it’s because the “bang” seems so unexpected - like, Interro… BANG!

[PEDANT] An interrobang is a punctuation mark that combines an exclamation point and a question mark - for rhetorical, or alternately just really loud, questions. [/PEDANT]

**Lord Ashtar**. Bad guy from the most addictive video game I ever played.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/147 "2004-11-23T21:08:17Z")

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**Mirror Image egamI rorriM** is my all-time favorite.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/148 "2004-11-23T21:17:27Z")

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**The Interrupting Cow**!

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**Author:** ![Tigers2B1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc29f/32.png) [@Tigers2B1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tigers2B1)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/149 "2004-11-23T21:45:33Z")

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> [@Bill H.](#):
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> I envy the owner of the username “Bill”, a person who didn’t post more than a handful of times, but in the process absorbed the name for life, leaving me with this disdainful second choice.

Message to **Bill H.** – why did you even open this thread? OK OK, since neither one of us have a chance in hell of getting a legitimate vote in this beauty contest ----- I vote for **Billy H.** That’s right - a mercy vote ----------

I expect nothing in return.

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**Author:** ![Tigers2B1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc29f/32.png) [@Tigers2B1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tigers2B1)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/150 "2004-11-23T21:48:59Z")

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> [@Tigers2B1](#):
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> Message to **Bill H.** – why did you even open this thread? OK OK, since neither one of us have a chance in hell of getting a legitimate vote in this beauty contest ----- I vote for **Billy H.** That’s right - a mercy vote ----------
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> I expect nothing in return.

Crap – does that vote count? That should have been **Bill h.** – not **Billy H.**

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/151 "2004-11-23T22:05:17Z")

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Another vote for **Rue**.

It always makes me picture Bugs Bunny shaking his fist angrily threatening: “You’ll rue de day…”

And **Judith Prietht** always makes me laugh. Like that bad joke from the Muppet movie:

Kermit: “That’s a myth. Myth!”  
Woman: “Yeth?”

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/152 "2004-11-23T23:53:53Z")

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> [@chaoticdonkey](#):
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> **Czarcasm**  
> **LurkMeister** , even though he has more than 1000 posts 😛  
> **Mirror Image egamI rorriM**
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> I don’t get **Bambi Hassenpfeffer** ’s name. Searching the web for it just brings up a picture of him.

Hassenpfeffer is German rabbit stew. This really obese King kept trying to get Bugs Bunny caught to make his hassenpfeffer.

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**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/153 "2004-11-24T00:13:35Z")

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> [@Dung Beetle](#):
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> The other is **The Devil’s Grandmother**. I love the image I get with this! Wish I’d thought of it first.

Thanks **Dung Beetle**! If I ever change to Ass-Gasket like I’ve been thinking about I’ll let you know the name’s free.

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/154 "2004-11-24T00:52:58Z")

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Wartime Consigliori  
Cunning Linguist  
Don’t poke the bear, Dad!

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**Author:** ![davenportavenger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@davenportavenger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davenportavenger)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/155 "2004-11-24T01:15:27Z")

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> [@mangeorge](#):
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> Sofa King what?

Sofa King We Todd Ed.

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**Author:** ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/156 "2004-11-24T02:34:54Z")

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I like **7 Up Yours**.

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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/157 "2004-11-24T05:50:13Z")

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> [@kidchameleon](#):
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> Hassenpfeffer is German rabbit stew. This really obese King kept trying to get Bugs Bunny caught to make his hassenpfeffer.

While true, that’s not entirely relevant. I just grabbed Hassenpfeffer because I like really big deutsche Wörter. Although I suppose _Bambi Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung_ would’ve been funnier.

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**Author:** ![Go\_You\_Big\_Red\_Fire\_Engine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/eada6e/32.png) [@Go\_You\_Big\_Red\_Fire\_Engine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_You_Big_Red_Fire_Engine)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/158 "2004-11-24T14:44:16Z")

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> [@Pride of the Peaches](#):
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> Another vote for **Go You Big Red Fire Engine** because it’s just silly.

Yay!  
No… wait… :smack: I hope you’re not calling the comedy of Adam Hills stupid! The phrase ‘Go You Big Red Fire Engine’ is used for encouragement, it’s kinda sarcastic, of course, at the same time.

Hmmm, I vote for **Shirly Ujest** , **Karl Vansen - Latex Division** (sp?), **Ford Prefect** and **dont\_ask**.  
Why dont\_ask? Because of this conversation at the brisbane dopefest…  
Xenonymous: “So which doper are you again?”  
dont\_ask: “dont\_ask”  
Xenonymous: “Ok. I won’t” 😃🆒

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**Author:** ![williamweigand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b3f665/32.png) [@williamweigand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/williamweigand)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/159 "2004-11-24T16:53:57Z")

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New favorite! I can’t remember exactly how it was done (I get stuck on the “e” … should have paid closer attention before leaving the thread) but one member changed names from **cityboy** to **upside down** - but it’s upside down - not rightside up. If I can find again the thread where I saw it I’ll return with a correction.

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**Author:** ![williamweigand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b3f665/32.png) [@williamweigand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/williamweigand)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-user-name-do-you-envy/269374/160 "2004-11-24T17:03:06Z")

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Okay - I found it. It’s **umop ap!sdn** - formerly known as **cityboy916**.

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