# Whose username are you jealous of? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 27, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480 "2011-07-27T13:28:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/1 "2011-07-27T13:28:40Z")
I know, it’s probably been talked about before. So sue me. I’ve always liked (off the top of my head): **You With The Face** **Shagnasty** **Stink Fish Pot** mmm ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/2 "2011-07-27T13:34:51Z")
**Exapno Mapcase** ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/3 "2011-07-27T13:40:26Z")
**Qadgop the Mercotan**. I’m not fool enough to think even a pure neutronium hull can stop him. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/4 "2011-07-27T14:05:20Z")
Also, **Bell Rung, Book Shut - Candle Snuffed** mmm ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/5 "2011-07-27T14:17:02Z")
**Left Hand of Dorkness** I kicked myself when I saw it, because I loved [that](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Left_Hand_of_Darkness) book, and absolutely _hated_ [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_of_Darkness) one. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/6 "2011-07-27T17:12:49Z")
**Least Original User Name Ever** and the fact it can be acronimized as \*\*LOUNE \*\* **Really Not All That Bright.** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/7 "2011-07-27T18:06:13Z")
**Covered\_in\_Bees!** and **Shot From Guns** The names, not the actions. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/8 "2011-07-27T18:17:23Z")
**Chicken Of Bristol** ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/9 "2011-07-27T19:19:53Z")
Always get a chuckle when I run across **No Umlaut for U** ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/10 "2011-07-27T19:23:25Z")
Patty O’Furniture Enola Straight ---
**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/11 "2011-07-27T19:55:15Z")
I always liked **Friscalating Dusklight**. Haven’t seen him/her around for quite some time. ---
**Author:** ![legalsnugs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@legalsnugs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legalsnugs)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/12 "2011-07-27T20:00:30Z")
**Typo Knig**. I laugh every time I see it. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/13 "2011-07-27T20:03:15Z")
\*\*An Gadai \*\*- I have no idea what it means, but I picture many men on horseback cresting a grassy hill yelling **AN GADAI!!!** as they attack the village below. Every time I see that name, that is what I think. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/14 "2011-07-27T20:16:29Z")
It means “The Thief.” ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/15 "2011-07-27T20:17:29Z")
**Cheez-Whia**. Not jealous, per se, but it makes me giggle, especially since I remember when that poster joined and said it was the result of a typo. I say it in my head as “WHEEE-AH!” all enthusiastic-like. ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/16 "2011-07-27T20:18:44Z")
I always liked **Bob Loblaw** But, you have to say his name out loud to get it. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/17 "2011-07-27T20:29:17Z")
I like **pulykamell** and **punoqllads**. I always think the former should be able to be read like the latter, but llawekhlud doesn’t make much sense. Turns out it’s Hungarian for turkey breast, but it sounds more like advice for Egyptian artificial inseminators. 😛 P.S. **Bob Loblaw** doesn’t work for those of us with British accents. I had to have it explained to me… ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/18 "2011-07-27T21:15:57Z")
Not really jealous of any as in, “I wish I’d thought of that!” I do wish I’d spent more time thinking about a name before picking one, though. I’d have at least spelled Rachellelogram properly (see: parallelogram). ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/19 "2011-07-27T21:23:02Z")
> [@rachelellogram](#): > > Not really jealous of any as in, “I wish I’d thought of that!” I do wish I’d spent more time thinking about a name before picking one, though. I’d have at least spelled Rachellelogram properly (see: parallelogram). I’m sure the powers that be would change it for you. I’m jealous of **Freudian Slit** ’s username. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/20 "2011-07-27T21:29:30Z")
Among posters still around, **Czarcasm** is the one I wish I could steal. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480.md?page=2)