# Whose username are you jealous of? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 27, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480 "2011-07-27T13:28:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/21 "2011-07-27T22:26:49Z")
\*\*Hypnagogic Jerk Phantom Lamb\*\* [sup]From memory - sorry if misspelled[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/22 "2011-07-27T22:37:17Z")
My vote for most best self-description: **Mean Old Lady** ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/23 "2011-07-27T23:23:27Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > My vote for most best self-description: **Mean Old Lady** This is the one I came in here to mention. It fits me so well! ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/24 "2011-07-27T23:45:59Z")
> [@Phlosphr](#): > > \*\*An Gadai \*\*- I have no idea what it means, but I picture many men on horseback cresting a grassy hill yelling **AN GADAI!!!** as they attack the village below. Every time I see that name, that is what I think. Ha, it means “the thief” in Irish. I think **Czarcasm** is a great username. **I Love Me, Vol. I** too. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/25 "2011-07-28T00:12:06Z")
> [@brewha](#): > > I always liked > > **Bob Loblaw** > > But, you have to say his name out loud to get it. I just wish he’d write about his law blog more often. ---
**Author:** ![JoThrive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@JoThrive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoThrive)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/26 "2011-07-28T00:22:56Z")
I like the Mean Old Lady name, wish I had it. 🙂 So many of the names on here make me chuckle, when I see them. ---
**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/27 "2011-07-28T01:10:41Z")
Another vote for Qadgop the Mercotan. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/28 "2011-07-28T02:12:26Z")
**BadBadRubberPiggy** ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/29 "2011-07-28T02:27:16Z")
**Happy Scrappy Hero Pup** ---
**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/30 "2011-07-28T03:15:43Z")
\*\*Happy Scrappy Hero Pup Baby Fish Mouth\*\* ---
**Author:** ![justpassingthrough](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bcef8e/32.png) [@justpassingthrough](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justpassingthrough)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/31 "2011-07-28T03:18:50Z")
**Drain Bead** lovelovelove Oh! \*\*Bob Loblaw \*\*is great, too. ---
**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/32 "2011-07-28T03:19:50Z")
Not jealous particularly, but I think **melodyharmonius** and **rachelellogram** (despite her assertion to the contrary) are two of the best names on this board. **Left Hand of Dorkness** , however, I am insanely jealous of. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nefarious_chipmunk/32/1045_2.png) [@Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nefarious_Chipmunk)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/33 "2011-07-28T03:35:28Z")
I always coveted **I am the Lorax**. ---
**Author:** ![thelabdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@thelabdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelabdude)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/34 "2011-07-28T03:59:12Z")
Hari Seldon ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/35 "2011-07-28T04:04:03Z")
What, no love for _ **The grapist** _? ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/36 "2011-07-28T04:07:34Z")
There’s a poster with the username **Lemur**. With zero posts. And that’s the reason I can’t be plain old Lemur. So yeah. I always used to be jealous of **Desmostylus** , and then he got himself banned. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/37 "2011-07-28T13:35:31Z")
> [@Unintentionally\_Blank](#): > > What, no love for _ **The grapist** _? Actually, that’s one of the ones I intentionally omitted by specifying only “posters still around” in my post. But I think you got the color a little off. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/38 "2011-07-28T13:39:05Z")
Ellis Dee ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/39 "2011-07-28T13:40:29Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > Actually, that’s one of the ones I intentionally omitted by specifying only “posters still around” in my post. > > But I think you got the color a little off. 😉 Could be. I dunno what the gamma of the iPad is. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/40 "2011-07-28T14:01:59Z")
> [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > **Left Hand of Dorkness** > > I kicked myself when I saw it, because I loved [that](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Left_Hand_of_Darkness) book, and absolutely _hated_ [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_of_Darkness) one. What?! **Heart of Dorkness** is my favorite! And I did appreciate the book. Then there’s **overlyverbose**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480.md?page=3)