# Whose username are you jealous of? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 27, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480 "2011-07-27T13:28:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/41 "2011-07-28T14:58:44Z")
I’m a big fan of both \*\*Unauthorized Cinnamon \*\*and **Fuzzy Dunlop**. Both references to separate (but both amazing) HBO series. Someday someone will be jealous of [my name](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHIegpSmIyw). Someday. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/42 "2011-07-28T15:01:38Z")
God help me Bob, since some idiot called you Bob _Douche-A_ in a thread one time that’s how I pronounce your username in my head all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Sally\_Mander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@Sally\_Mander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sally_Mander)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/43 "2011-07-28T15:45:07Z")
> [@brewha](#): > > I always liked > > **Bob Loblaw** > > But, you have to say his name out loud to get it. Still not getting it. Little help, please? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/44 "2011-07-28T15:48:42Z")
> [@brewha](#): > > I always liked > > **Bob Loblaw** > > But, you have to say his name out loud to get it. I had not seen this name before, and have been chuckling about it all day! This might be my favorite Doper name now and I am totally jealous that I didn’t think of something witty like that. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/45 "2011-07-28T15:49:57Z")
> [@YoSaffBridge](#): > > Still not getting it. Little help, please? Blah blahblah ---
**Author:** ![Bosstrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Bosstrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstrain)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/46 "2011-07-28T17:13:38Z")
Mine, Bosstrain: train meaning there is no stopping it once it starts (or at least is very hard to), and boss as in the guy in charge (usually of said train to be exact). 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/47 "2011-07-28T17:17:22Z")
I gotta say, I imagine that few would dare enter into a flame war with **Hot Flung Wok**. ---
**Author:** ![Sally\_Mander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@Sally\_Mander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sally_Mander)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/48 "2011-07-28T17:29:57Z")
Thanks, **buckety**. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/49 "2011-07-28T18:08:35Z")
> [@Bosstrain](#): > > Mine, Bosstrain: train meaning there is no stopping it once it starts (or at least is very hard to), and boss as in the guy in charge (usually of said train to be exact). 🆒 To be fair, **Bosstrain** is the first one to use _jealous_ correctly. All the rest of us so far have been _envious_. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/50 "2011-07-28T18:15:17Z")
> [@An\_Gadai](#): > > I think **Czarcasm** is a great username. Indeed, it’s a **slythe** bit of humor. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/51 "2011-07-28T18:16:44Z")
**ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies** always makes me smile. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/52 "2011-07-28T18:42:30Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > To be fair, **Bosstrain** is the first one to use _jealous_ correctly. All the rest of us so far have been _envious_. I’m not exactly jealous or envious, but man I had enough problems telling myself apart from **Broomstick** , and now we have a **Bosstrain**. Things are going to get confusing for me. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/53 "2011-07-28T19:04:58Z")
My favorite has always been **Freudian Slit**. So much so that for a small time, my weekly trivia team was named Freudian Slit (the idea was to come up with the most punnish and dirty team name). 😃 There was also an old poster named **Ottoerotic**. Always get a chuckle when I think of it. Oh, yeah, and I always wish I had though of **Mathochist** first. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/54 "2011-07-28T19:09:55Z")
Also, aforementioned **BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed** has always had some wonderful imagery for me. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/55 "2011-07-28T20:08:52Z")
> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#): > > Indeed, it’s a **slythe** bit of humor. Someone told that you aren’t half as clever as you think you are, but in your defense I corrected him. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![eclectic\_wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ac91a4/32.png) [@eclectic\_wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eclectic_wench)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/56 "2011-07-28T21:00:08Z")
‘You with the face’ makes me happy every time I see it. ---
**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/57 "2011-07-28T21:09:37Z")
Exapno Mapcase. I’m not really jealous I suppose, but I like it. I didn’t know what it referred to until I read some excerpts of Harpo Marx’s autobiography. I had a good laugh. There are so many good ones around here. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Bosstrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstrain)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/58 "2011-07-28T21:51:12Z")
> [@Bosstone](#): > > I’m not exactly jealous or envious, but man I had enough problems telling myself apart from **Broomstick** , and now we have a **Bosstrain**. Things are going to get confusing for me. Don’t worry my man, I’ll keep it straight for ya’ 😉 , and I’ll try and fix **Broomstick** if it breaks 🙂 , but most likely I’ll say something that gets me banned soon enough, so you’ll just have to worry about the sweeping the floor and not the conductor blowing his whistle…Wahahaha, I made a funny 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/59 "2011-07-29T00:49:24Z")
When I originally signed up for this site, I wanted the username \*\*Your Name Here \*\*but it was not available. I have never seen anyone post with that name. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/60 "2011-07-29T02:14:36Z")
**Ulf the Unwashed** always makes me giggle when I see it. Another vote for **Typo Knig** too. And **carnivorousplant** because carnivorous plants are cool. /Doctor Who [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480.md?page=4)