# Whose username are you jealous of? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 27, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480 "2011-07-27T13:28:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/61 "2011-07-29T02:22:06Z")
Bob Loblaw is a character from _Arrested Development_. As in: [Bob Loblaw - English - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwWAsNZTnug) ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/62 "2011-07-29T02:29:09Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > I like **pulykamell** and **punoqllads**. I always think the former should be able to be read like the latter, but llawekhlud doesn’t make much sense. Turns out it’s Hungarian for turkey breast, but it sounds more like advice for Egyptian artificial inseminators. 😛 > > P.S. **Bob Loblaw** doesn’t work for those of us with British accents. I had to have it explained to me… I PM’ed Pulykamell when I first joined this site, because I wanted know if HE knew what it meant. My mum’s family is Hungarian, and it threw me off so much when I noticed his screen name. Second vote for that, though I suppose I could be TepertőPogácsa if I really wanted to one up him. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/63 "2011-07-29T02:31:54Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > I’m sure the powers that be would change it for you. > > I’m jealous of **Freudian Slit** ’s username. I like yours, **Clockwork**. It really stands out for some reason. I’m jealous of pretty much everyone on this board who has a humorous, witty or unique username. Mine is not only weird and meaningless, but no can remember what it actually is, or spell it right (everyone thinks I am \*\*rhubarin \*\*or **rhubarbarian** apparently). ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/64 "2011-07-29T04:09:33Z")
Jealous? Envious? Whatever. Whenever one of these threads comes up, I first think of Czarcasm. However, there are so many clever names here that I’d be hard pressed to come up with a “favorite”. ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/65 "2011-07-29T06:13:50Z")
Sometimes on the rare occasion when I’m hammered and reading the Dope, I’ll see a post by **Crowbar of Irony +3** and I’ll think for a minute “wait, when did I post that?!?” Then I’ll feel green with envy (and usually booze) because **Crowbar of Irony +3** is such a cooler username than mine. ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/66 "2011-07-29T06:31:19Z")
> [@rhubarbarin](#): > > I like yours, **Clockwork**. It really stands out for some reason. > > I’m jealous of pretty much everyone on this board who has a humorous, witty or unique username. Mine is not only weird and meaningless, but no can remember what it actually is, or spell it right (everyone thinks I am \*\*rhubarin \*\*or **rhubarbarian** apparently). You’re not **rhubarbarian**? Holy crap! Too bad. I always _liked_ the name **rhubabarian**! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/67 "2011-07-29T12:35:35Z")
Speaking of which, **Alan Smithee** has always caused a mild twinge of envy. ---
**Author:** ![JuliaSqueezer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/82dd89/32.png) [@JuliaSqueezer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuliaSqueezer)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/68 "2011-07-29T14:48:31Z")
OK, I just laughed out loud at “The Niply Elder” posting over in the bad brands thread. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/69 "2011-07-29T15:27:41Z")
**Filthy Beast of Meat and Hair** , who I haven’t seen in ages. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/70 "2011-07-29T15:57:57Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Someone told that you aren’t half as clever as you think you are, but in your defense I corrected him. > > 😃 It’s not that **no** one will get it. It’s that the **right** people will get it. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/71 "2011-07-29T23:36:07Z")
_Sigh_. Everyone’s. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Stilettos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/fbc32d/32.png) [@Red\_Stilettos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Stilettos)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/72 "2011-07-30T01:46:00Z")
She hasn’t been around for a while, but I always loved **Go You Big Red Fire Engine**. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/73 "2011-07-30T02:16:42Z")
I’ve always like **Mangetout** ; It would fit me so well . . . of course, with a few exceptions. ---
**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/74 "2011-07-30T02:24:59Z")
> [@Alan\_Smithee](#): > > You’re not **rhubarbarian**? Holy crap! > > Too bad. I always _liked_ the name **rhubabarian**! Shit. I can’t win. ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/75 "2011-07-30T02:33:32Z")
\*\*Rocking Chair…\*\*don’t know why though. ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/76 "2011-07-30T02:52:38Z")
\*\*Shagnasty \*\*makes me happy inside. I’m highly jealous of \*\*Czarcasm \*\*and **YoSaffBridge** , but there are lots of other names that deserve salutations due to cool shout-outs or wit. **Exapno Mapcase** and **Face Intentionally Left Blank** (because of the lack of avatars - it sticks in the mind) come to mind immediately, although there are lots of others that I’m blanking on right now. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/77 "2011-07-31T00:43:27Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > _Sigh_. Everyone’s. Hey, I like **Love Rhombus**! ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/78 "2011-07-31T01:04:26Z")
My faves \*\*Legomancer Earl Snake Hips Tucker Mathochist Cartooniverse\*\* ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/79 "2011-07-31T01:17:41Z")
\*\*Sofa King Iamthecowgodmoo The Mighty Tiki God\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/80 "2011-07-31T03:34:04Z")
**marlitharn**! Because I love that book to bits and pieces. **you with the face** , because it’s hilarious. **Malleus, Incus, Stapes!** because dammit, I’M a bone nerd, why the hell didn’t I think of that? Actually, I’m jealous of all the folks who can come up with a cutesy name for their SO or kids with their usernames (like **irishfella** or **Baby From Mars** ). Mine doesn’t really lend itself that well to nicknames. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480.md?page=5)