# Whose username are you jealous of? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 27, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480 "2011-07-27T13:28:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/81 "2011-07-31T03:41:27Z")
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: **Freudian Slit**. > [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Ellis Dee Um, really? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/82 "2011-08-01T03:32:07Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Hey, I like **Love Rhombus**! _sigh_ Everybody Loves Rhombus mmm ---
**Author:** ![Sally\_Mander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@Sally\_Mander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sally_Mander)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/83 "2011-08-01T03:43:15Z")
> [@Lasciel](#): > > I’m highly jealous of \*\*Czarcasm \*\*and **YoSaffBridge** ,. Aw, shucks. Thanks! In my short time here, I’ve seen lots of clever names. Too many to mention! \*\*Czarcasm \*\*and **Crown Prince of Irony** make me smile a little inside. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/84 "2011-08-01T04:22:29Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Hey, I like **Love Rhombus**! I didn’t even think of it, that’s the slightly galling part. A friend made it up as a nonsense phrase, along with Cargobay Hemisphere and Buffalo Cybertron. Yeah, I know. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/85 "2011-08-01T05:18:29Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Buffalo Cybertron Band name! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/86 "2011-08-01T21:31:31Z")
**Enola Straight** cracks me up! ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/87 "2011-08-02T01:34:57Z")
Not jealous, and being a woman I couldn’t use it anyway, but I think **Half Man Half Wit** ’s username is clever on many levels. ---
**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/88 "2011-08-02T02:27:32Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > **Enola Straight** cracks me up! Ack, I’d totally forgotten about this one! Add it to my list, though. Y’know, for those of you who are keeping track. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/89 "2011-08-02T06:22:13Z")
I’ve always been fond of the three ossicles pronounced as a spell. **[SIZE=“4”]malleus, incus, stapes!**[/SIZE] ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/90 "2011-08-02T07:25:10Z")
**yams!** ---
**Author:** ![Chou4555](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Chou4555](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chou4555)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/91 "2011-08-02T07:26:50Z")
I did first chuckle when I came across the names “Banned” and “Spammer” but they seem to be used a lot now across some fora. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/92 "2011-08-02T23:26:07Z")
> [@rachelellogram](#): > > Not really jealous of any as in, “I wish I’d thought of that!” I do wish I’d spent more time thinking about a name before picking one, though. I’d have at least spelled Rachellelogram properly (see: parallelogram). Oh, I dunno, I think **rachelellogram** is pretty cool. By the way, if you opt to change your username, you only get to do it once. You have to formally request it. If you simply open another account, you’ll get the boot. ---
**Author:** ![pullin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c57346/32.png) [@pullin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pullin)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/93 "2011-08-04T02:03:57Z")
For some reason **2ManyTacos** just cracks me up every time I see it. My unimaginative user name comes from some really old forums involving trailering (I just kept it for some reason). I’ve come up with much better ones but figured I’d just stick with it for now. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-are-you-jealous-of/590480/94 "2011-08-04T05:49:18Z")
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