# Whose Username do you wish you had thought of first? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 17, 2014, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980 "2014-06-17T13:08:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/41 "2014-06-18T17:24:35Z")
**Enola Straight** is one of my favorites. I had to think for a minute before I got it. Then I laughed. But not as much as I laughed the first time I saw **Patty O’Furniture**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/42 "2014-06-18T17:43:28Z")
_Lou Stules_ is what I sometimes wish I’d named myself. I’ve never bothered to see of anyone else has ever used it. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/43 "2014-06-18T17:56:30Z")
> [@TreacherousCretin](#): > > _Lou Stules_ is what I sometimes wish I’d named myself. I’ve never bothered to see of anyone else has ever used it. Amazing! A work buddy and I used to have fun making up names for our cow-orkers and one we never failed to chuckle at (even after all these years) was Lewis Stulz. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/44 "2014-06-18T18:07:29Z")
I liked the name **Don’t Fight the Hypothetical**. I was a lurker during the thread that spawned it. But he went and got banned. ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/45 "2014-06-18T18:27:00Z")
**you with the face** **Hail Ants** **Shirley Ujest** **Super Kapowzler** **Left Hand of Dorkness** really, too many of you clever folks to mention, loves yas all ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/46 "2014-06-18T18:31:28Z")
I’m about 90% sure there’s a user named **Don’t Call Me Shirley** I wish I could have had that! ---
**Author:** ![HelloKindWorld](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e79b87/32.png) [@HelloKindWorld](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelloKindWorld)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/47 "2014-06-18T18:40:51Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > I’m about 90% sure there’s a user named **Don’t Call Me Shirley** > > I wish I could have had that! Ever since seeing Airplane, I’ve just been waiting for the longest time to someone to be talking to me, and use the word “surely” so I could say that in response. Unfortunately, the word appears surprisingly little in everyday conversation… at least in my experience. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/48 "2014-06-18T18:43:20Z")
> [@HelloKindWorld](#): > > Ever since seeing Airplane, I’ve just been waiting for the longest time to someone to be talking to me, and use the word “surely” so I could say that in response. Unfortunately, the word appears surprisingly little in everyday conversation… at least in my experience. Surely, you jest? I hear it all the time… ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/49 "2014-06-18T18:46:39Z")
> [@HelloKindWorld](#): > > Ever since seeing Airplane, I’ve just been waiting for the longest time to someone to be talking to me, and use the word “surely” so I could say that in response. Unfortunately, the word appears surprisingly little in everyday conversation… at least in my experience. > [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Surely, you jest? > > I hear it all the time… Happens more often than I’d think. In the same vein (vane?) I had an old manager who would always tell me to do things and this what we would do: Him: Hey fill in that product for me can ya? Me: I dunno…I’ve never been to Africa ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/50 "2014-06-18T18:47:54Z")
> [@OneCentStamp](#): > > I like mine just fine, but **Freudian Slit** and **Jungian Push-Up Bra** are pretty good. Another favorite of mine is **Pink Freud**. Both the poster and the name. ---
**Author:** ![HelloKindWorld](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e79b87/32.png) [@HelloKindWorld](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelloKindWorld)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/51 "2014-06-18T18:48:21Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Surely, you jest? > > I hear it all the time… You do? Or are you just using it as a platform to say surely? Because I rarely ever hear it. … by the way, don’t call me Shirley. And thank you! =P ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/52 "2014-06-18T18:56:08Z")
**yams!!** …! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2014, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/53 "2014-06-18T19:57:34Z")
I envy **MeanOldLady, Vinyl Turnip and Typo Knig** their user names. I also enjoy posts by them, so win-win. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/54 "2014-06-19T05:59:16Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > I’m about 90% sure there’s a user named **Don’t Call Me Shirley** > > I wish I could have had that! Last posted on the 17th. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=17469493#post17469493](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=17469493#post17469493) ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/55 "2014-06-19T15:13:14Z")
I knew it! But I honestly didn’t know how to search for stuff because, let’s face it, the search function on this site suuuuuuccckkkkssss ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/56 "2014-06-19T16:57:55Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > Amazing! A work buddy and I used to have fun making up names for our cow-orkers and one we never failed to chuckle at (even after all these years) was Lewis Stulz. My man! By the way- “cow-orkers” is one of the funniest typo’s I’ve seen lately. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/57 "2014-06-19T17:11:05Z")
> [@TreacherousCretin](#): > > My man! > > By the way- “cow-orkers” is one of the funniest typo’s I’ve seen lately. It’s not a typo, but an SDMB “meme” (at least here’s where I saw it first. Many moon ago.) I need to add that one to the thread on such matters. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/58 "2014-06-19T20:54:25Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > It’s not a typo, but an SDMB “meme” (at least here’s where I saw it first. Many moon ago.) I need to add that one to the thread on such matters. 😉 I thought it came from the Dilbert cartoons. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/59 "2014-06-19T21:06:55Z")
**Enola Straight** is the bomb! ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2014, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-do-you-wish-you-had-thought-of-first/690980/60 "2014-06-19T21:24:47Z")
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