# Whose username would you liike to have? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 2, 2009, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946 "2009-03-02T00:55:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/21 "2009-03-03T09:49:08Z")
I love the user name **Darth Sensitive** , A sith lord who realy knows how to connect with his(her?) innerchild ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/22 "2009-03-03T13:19:17Z")
IAmTheGodCowMoo or however she capitalized it. You have to use the signature that goes with it. I would never want to take over the name really. Nobody could. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/23 "2009-03-03T13:29:57Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > …on the Internet, nobody has to see your slit. Sig line? 😃 I’ll agree that **Freudian Slit** also has been one of my favorites. What I would take? I’ve always been a huge fan of the name **Mathochist**. Haven’t seen him post in forever, though. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/24 "2009-03-03T16:42:39Z")
**Halfman halfwit** always makes me chuckle. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/25 "2009-03-03T17:03:27Z")
I’ve always like \*\*Stealth Potato \*\*the best. And **pendgwen** is pretty fun, since I’m a Gwen also. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/26 "2009-03-03T17:06:31Z")
The usernames of **Exapno Mapcase, Dinsdale, Spiny Norman, SamClem, What Exit?** and **Qadgop the Mercotan** all amuse me in very different ways. ---
**Author:** ![MizQuirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@MizQuirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MizQuirk)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/27 "2009-03-03T17:46:52Z")
Yes–so many good names here. I always loved **Patti O’Furniture** and in this thread I see **Typo Knig** , a new favorite. Miz ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/28 "2009-03-03T18:47:32Z")
My favorites: Patty o’furniture: --Easy,uncomplicated, a good laugh every time I see it… Exapno Mapcase: --I had to have it explained to me\*, but man, that’s a good name And I wish I was smart enough to have thought up **Enola Straight** \*in case you don’t know–it’s how Harpo Marx pronounced his name when he saw it spelled using the Russian alphabet ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/29 "2009-03-03T18:49:11Z")
> [@chappachula](#): > > \*in case you don’t know–it’s how Harpo Marx pronounced his name when he saw it spelled using the Russian alphabet That has been bugging me _forever_. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/30 "2009-03-03T18:49:56Z")
> [@Jragon](#): > > I want it too. FWIW, whenever I see it I want to sneak in next door at 4AM and slit someones throat while making terrible Freudian Psychology puns, so maybe I want it for… darker reasons than than the name is intended to portray. > > _cackles for 5 minutes_ ::blink:: My cat smells like cat food? 🙂 > [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#): > > Sig line? 😃 I’ll agree that **Freudian Slit** also has been one of my favorites. Heh. Thanks–and you bet! If you were serious about it as a sig line, that is. Also agree that I love **Enola Straight**. Oh, and **Tequila Mockingbird** , though I haven’t seen him/her around in a long time. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/31 "2009-03-03T18:50:49Z")
> [@chappachula](#): > > …in case you don’t know–it’s how Harpo Marx pronounced his name when he saw it spelled using the Russian alphabet Groucho, I thought? ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/32 "2009-03-03T18:56:41Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Groucho, I thought? I dont speak Russian, but one of my co-workers does , so I know a few Russian letters: the one that looks like X is pronounced H The one that looks like P is pronounced R So XAPNO would be closer to “Harpo” than to “Groucho”, methinks ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/33 "2009-03-03T19:02:39Z")
I’d like to have Julie’s username. Zero posts! ZERO POSTS! It drives me mad. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/34 "2009-03-03T19:31:53Z")
Exapno Mapcase. Runner-up: El Cid Viscoso. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/35 "2009-03-03T19:42:24Z")
I have sometimes considered vastly complicated schemes for acquiring the user names **The New & Improved Superman** and **Mirror Image egamI rorriM** , but every time I start, I get distracted before I can do anything useful. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/36 "2009-03-03T19:50:40Z")
**Don’t poke the bear, dad!** **I’m the cow god moo** ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/37 "2009-03-03T22:57:47Z")
> [@chappachula](#): > > I dont speak Russian, but one of my co-workers does , so I know a few Russian letters: > the one that looks like X is pronounced H > The one that looks like P is pronounced R > So XAPNO would be closer to “Harpo” than to “Groucho”, methinks You are correct. See the final four paragraphs of [this page](http://www.troynovant.com/Franson-3/Marx-Brothers/Harpo-Speaks.html) for an example of Harpo’s use of the alias. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/38 "2009-03-03T23:08:31Z")
I happily stand corrected. Great username. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/39 "2009-03-04T01:27:13Z")
I see I’ll have to stand in line to get either **Czarcasm** or **Typo Knig**. Worth it. ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/40 "2009-03-04T01:53:52Z")
**Kat**. _My_ name is Kat. I wanna be Kat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946.md?page=3)