# Whose username would you liike to have? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 2, 2009, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946 "2009-03-02T00:55:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2009, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/61 "2009-03-04T22:43:02Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > What’s the username that so cleverly makes use of all of the @!(\*&^#&$ keys? 😕 Obviously, it’s **@!(\*&^#&$**. You must still be woozy from the poison cheesecake. Go eat some Oreos; that should counteract any remaining symptoms. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/62 "2009-03-05T05:26:33Z")
No, I feel better now. There’s a username that makes use of several punctuation keys but is still a legible word… but I’m blanking on it. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/63 "2009-03-05T05:38:54Z")
[This guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/64 "2009-03-05T17:20:36Z")
> [@Ruby](#): > > The clever names here were the reason it took me 2 years to register. I couldn’t come up with a name witty enough to suit me. QFT. Hell, my name wasn’t even thought up by me. The roommate has a talent for throwing out odd names like Cargobay Hemisphere and Buffalo Cybertron. I probably shouldn’t have changed it… ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/65 "2009-03-05T17:27:11Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > No doubt? Ohhh. :smack: Right. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/66 "2009-03-05T17:37:17Z")
> [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](#): > > [This guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) Yes - thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/67 "2009-03-05T17:53:56Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > No, I feel better now. There’s a username that makes use of several punctuation keys but is still a legible word… but I’m blanking on it. So you’re telling me you had a perfectly good excuse to go eat Oreos, and didn’t take it? Are you SURE you’re from the Men of Westernesse? ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/68 "2009-03-05T18:05:04Z")
Neat, mentioned in the OP! I’m feeling special now. I’ve always been a big fan of **Earl Snake-Hips Tucker**. The idea of snake-hips just makes me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/69 "2009-03-05T18:28:05Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > So you’re telling me you had a perfectly good excuse to go eat Oreos, and didn’t take it? Are you SURE you’re from the Men of Westernesse? I was already stuffed with lembas. I must have had… oh, jeez, half of one. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946/70 "2009-03-05T20:01:49Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > I was already stuffed with lembas. I must have had… oh, jeez, half of one. So you’re really a Perian. How’s about you change your screen name to **Bandobras’s Heir** and I’ll become **Elendil’s Heir** , just for the sake of accuracy? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whose-username-would-you-liike-to-have/487946.md?page=3)