# "Why am I bloody? I, uh, cut myself shaving and I need trashbags." **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 26, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-am-i-bloody-i-uh-cut-myself-shaving-and-i-need-trashbags/252352 "2004-06-26T20:42:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-am-i-bloody-i-uh-cut-myself-shaving-and-i-need-trashbags/252352/1 "2004-06-26T20:42:12Z")
[CNN story](http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/06/26/bloody.suspect.ap/index.html) Un-flipping-believable. ---
**Author:** ![ILovCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e99b99/32.png) [@ILovCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILovCoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-am-i-bloody-i-uh-cut-myself-shaving-and-i-need-trashbags/252352/2 "2004-06-26T20:48:35Z")
Slight hijack–Possible Darwin Award Locally a theif broke into a vet’s office for drugs (presumed) and triggered an alarm which drew the police. The theif cut himself by leaping thru a plate glass window and bled to death. Gotta go find a link. ---
**Author:** ![ILovCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e99b99/32.png) [@ILovCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILovCoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-am-i-bloody-i-uh-cut-myself-shaving-and-i-need-trashbags/252352/3 "2004-06-26T20:51:37Z")
This might work-(first attempt to do anything like this) [http://www.wesh.com/news/3460431/detail.html](http://www.wesh.com/news/3460431/detail.html) ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-am-i-bloody-i-uh-cut-myself-shaving-and-i-need-trashbags/252352/4 "2004-06-26T22:06:18Z")
“Paper or plastic?” “Not guilty. Wait, what was the question?” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-am-i-bloody-i-uh-cut-myself-shaving-and-i-need-trashbags/252352/5 "2004-06-27T01:06:42Z")
Well, you have to give him credit for cleaning up after himself when he made a mess. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-am-i-bloody-i-uh-cut-myself-shaving-and-i-need-trashbags/252352/6 "2004-06-27T01:31:46Z")
See, this is why I always use the self-service checkout lines when I need to pick up some duct tape, garbage bags, rope, and a hacksaw. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-am-i-bloody-i-uh-cut-myself-shaving-and-i-need-trashbags/252352/7 "2004-06-27T01:45:51Z")
> [@ILovCoffee](#): > > Slight hijack–Possible Darwin Award > > Locally a theif broke into a vet’s office for drugs (presumed) and triggered an alarm which drew the police. The theif cut himself by leaping thru a plate glass window and bled to death. Gotta go find a link. Gee, **ILovCoffee** , just how local are you? I heard that same story too! I hat Wal-mart, but at least they’re attentive. That could be a new game…what weird things could you buy that would raise the suspicions of a cashier and cause them to call the cops? How about some long rope, a sleeping bag, and several cinder blocks? ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-am-i-bloody-i-uh-cut-myself-shaving-and-i-need-trashbags/252352/8 "2004-06-27T01:52:17Z")
“Pardon me, sir, do you happen to have any money that ISN’T covered in blood?”