# Why am I wasting brain cells on this?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-am-i-wasting-brain-cells-on-this/334378>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 6, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-am-i-wasting-brain-cells-on-this/334378 "2005-12-06T16:57:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-am-i-wasting-brain-cells-on-this/334378/61 "2005-12-09T18:46:59Z")

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Rattle me, rattle me, Rattle Me Bones  
Take your (something), take what you will  
You can take your fill  
but don’t Rattle Me Bones

Air Raiders  
The power is in the Air  
Raider  
Fighting for air against the Tyrants Of Wind

Creepy Crawlers  
Creepy Crawlers are a spooky awesome sight  
Just beware what happens at night

Melt-O-Matic, the magic plastic melting machine

Nobody bakes a cake as tasty as a Tasty Kake  
Tasty Kake  
Nobody bakes a cake as tasty as a Tasty Kake

You’re in the big leagues when you keep the dream alive  
You’re in the big leagues when you make a (something) slide  
You’re in the big leagues when you’re into Big League Chew

A yummy fruit exploda  
Yipes, stripes  
Fruit Stripe Gum

The world looks mighty good to me  
Cause Tootsie Rolls are all I see  
Whatever it is I think I see  
Becomes a Tootsie Roll to me

My Buddy and me like to climb up a tree  
My Budy, My Buddy and me

Oh Punky Brewster, I always want you here with me

D-d-down with Zelda from the very start  
I’ve got the smarts and heart to play the part

Get back, give a little run and you’re sliding on your tum  
Slip on a Slip N Slide

I don’t want to grow up  
I’m a Toys R Us kid  
They’ve got a million toys that I can play with

I’m trying for you, trying for you  
I’m flying yahoo

I have more fun than ever before  
With my Commodore 64

Hey man it’s a PogoBall

Push a PushPop  
Push it for flavor  
Push a PushPop  
Save some for later

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