Why an Alien Ant Farm cover of a good Micheal Jackson tune makes me want to kill kids

Man, oh man. You guys just don’t know about the art of the bad cover tune.

KILLDOZER – “for ladies only” is the greatest (or is that worst?) cover album of all time.

They pull out shitty covers of shitty originals, including:
Burnin Love, Take the money and run, and American Pie. Here’s a pretty accurate review, found here .

I know this is a bit off topic, but anytime bad covers come up, you are sinning before your god if KILLDOZER is not mentioned.

Alien Ant Farm is a really good rock band.

Michael Jackson is a monkey beating, pedophile, who likes to stare at the bones of retarded people.

Alien Ant Farm’s cover of Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal” is really fast and makes people move.

Michael Jackson’s version of “Smooth Criminal” is somewhat slow, while upbeat, yet retains suck.

Alien Ant Farm’s lead singer DOES have a really bad haircut.

Michael Jackson doesn’t have his original hair… or face for that matter…

Apologies for the hijack, but…

What band are you in, Phlip?