# Why Are Conservatives So Evil?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-conservatives-so-evil/82655>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 19, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-conservatives-so-evil/82655 "2001-09-19T19:57:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![the\_iconoclast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b38774/32.png) [@the\_iconoclast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_iconoclast)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-conservatives-so-evil/82655/101 "2001-10-13T15:32:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by astorian \*  
> \*\*David Koresh was an “evil conservative”? Care to name some conservative political causes he embraced? \*\*

Christianity.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-conservatives-so-evil/82655/102 "2001-10-13T16:50:22Z")

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Really? What particular sect of Christianity did he embrace?

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-conservatives-so-evil/82655/103 "2001-10-13T17:43:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by the iconoclast \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by astorian \*  
> > \*\*David Koresh was an “evil conservative”? Care to name some conservative political causes he embraced? \*\*
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> Christianity. \*\*

Christianity is a conservative political cause? Who knew?

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-conservatives-so-evil/82655/104 "2001-10-13T18:03:27Z")

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Koresh was no more a Christian than Satan is. He claimed to **be** the Messiah, not worship Him. That’s like calling Charlie Manson a Christian.

Besides, Koresh lived in a freaking commune, for crying out loud. How much more left-wing can you get?

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Sea\_Sorbust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Sea\_Sorbust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sorbust)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-conservatives-so-evil/82655/105 "2001-10-13T20:02:55Z")

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By fluke I happen to be wearing a T-shirt today which reads:

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> _Originally seen on a_\* T-shirt:\*\* \*  
> Walk this way: Whether you turn to the right or to the left, your ears will hear a voice behind saying…“This is the way, walk in it.”
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> Isaiah 30:21

Old advice…but maybe still good today.

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-conservatives-so-evil/82655/106 "2001-10-13T20:10:50Z")

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Christianity is conservative? Quick, someone go tell the pope. He has to become a conservative before he dies, or he’s in trouble!

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-conservatives-so-evil/82655/107 "2001-10-13T23:16:17Z")

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Let this be a lesson to the iconoclasts of the world (does he happen to be a lab mouse who is attempting to take over the world?): One-word replies usually don’t convey much of a message. And I should know.

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-conservatives-so-evil/82655/108 "2001-10-14T00:29:10Z")

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> Christianity is a conservative political cause? Who knew?

ANTH – Ix-nay on elling-tay the ecret-say! We ont-day ant-way the iberal-lays to uspect-say.

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