Why Are Conservatives So Evil?

Christianity.

Really? What particular sect of Christianity did he embrace?

Christianity is a conservative political cause? Who knew?

Koresh was no more a Christian than Satan is. He claimed to be the Messiah, not worship Him. That’s like calling Charlie Manson a Christian.

Besides, Koresh lived in a freaking commune, for crying out loud. How much more left-wing can you get?

Regards,
Shodan

By fluke I happen to be wearing a T-shirt today which reads:

Old advice…but maybe still good today.

Christianity is conservative? Quick, someone go tell the pope. He has to become a conservative before he dies, or he’s in trouble!

Let this be a lesson to the iconoclasts of the world (does he happen to be a lab mouse who is attempting to take over the world?): One-word replies usually don’t convey much of a message. And I should know.

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