# Why are hospitals so devilishly uncomfortable?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-hospitals-so-devilishly-uncomfortable/968722>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 28, 2022, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-hospitals-so-devilishly-uncomfortable/968722 "2022-07-28T15:04:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2022, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-hospitals-so-devilishly-uncomfortable/968722/101 "2022-08-18T21:52:59Z")

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> [@alphaboi867](#):
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> I spent several hundred dollars to get 7 minutes of sleep

This is why I won’t do a sleep study. I have enough trouble getting enough sleep in the comfort of my own bed. What’s a study going to show? I already know it won’t show how I sleep.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-hospitals-so-devilishly-uncomfortable/968722/102 "2022-08-19T05:30:03Z")

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> [@carnut](#):
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> This is why I won’t do a sleep study. I have enough trouble getting enough sleep in the comfort of my own bed. What’s a study going to show? I already know it won’t show how I sleep.

I know a lot of people don’t like Kaiser, but the first tier process at their sleep lab (here) was a simple take-home apparatus that was mostly an oxygen level meter attached to your finger. If you don’t qualify using that, you have the option of coming in and being hooked up to more equipment.

I qualified with the take-home equipment. My daughter-in-law had to go in to qualify. She said it wasn’t as bad as she was expecting. So I’m guessing that different labs have more or fewer things that they attach you to. It might be worth your while to ask around.

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-hospitals-so-devilishly-uncomfortable/968722/103 "2022-08-19T23:31:59Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> It might be worth your while to ask around.

Thank you. I’m not in Kaiser-land, but will continue my quest.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-hospitals-so-devilishly-uncomfortable/968722/104 "2022-08-19T23:54:41Z")

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> [@carnut](#):
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> I had this too, which is why I think he found my commentary funny. There was one, yes, one black bean from the last meal I ate.

That’s hysterical.

I’m always advised to eat a fairly low-fiber diet for several days before a colonoscopy. Supposedly this is because the less residue, the faster the cleanout would go. It’s hard to imagine something like a bean surviving the Fire Hose Of Doom that is a normal colonoscopy prep. But clearly, there’s a reason to avoid stuff like that!

When I had my first procedure, 12 years ago, I had north-and-south. One of the photos on the report, of my stomach, showed a slow-release pill just hanging around, doing its thing.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-are-hospitals-so-devilishly-uncomfortable/968722/105 "2022-08-19T23:57:15Z")

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> [@alphaboi867](#):
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> They wouldn’t give me an Ambien I spent several hundred dollars to get 7 minutes of sleep and they wanted to do a follow-up with Ambien because they didn’t get any useful data

Ah, yes. The joys of an in-lab polysomnogram.

I had a [fair bit to say](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tell-me-about-your-cpap-apap-setup/586078/18) on the topic, some time ago.

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