Maybe not so down the list as sweats or pajamas, but I’m mostly with you.
I wonder why you are being so defensive as to what amounts to a personal opinion from whoever doesn’t like how shorts look on people? Unless you really do feel on some level shorts are lacking. You appear to be taking it personally that some people just think that shorts look ridiculous.
Unless you are in the business of selling shorts. Then perhaps I can see any anti-short opinion as being some sort of personal affront.
One of the most depressing things about the end of my vacations is having to put long pants on for work. I can’t say if my legs are ogle-worthy but I’m after comfort, not fashion or style. I wear hiking shorts (Ex Officio) most of the time except in winter.
I took my kids to the pool yesterday and I was very conscious of the length and fit of my swim trunks. These trunks, purchased in 1998, ended right above the kneecap. While sitting/driving, the ends were pretty much bunched up around my crotch. I think it would be pretty uncomfortable wearing anything shorter, and I would not be able to wear my preferred underwear, if any. I guess i could try sewing in netting.